Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[approachable_panda]

Holy shit I didn’t realize this until just now, but Julianne is married. Nothing surprises me anymore with gods favorite idiot, but of all the attractive famous women out of his league (that doesn’t really narrow down the pool of contestants) that he could have tried to wrangle through his saliva drenched grip, why her? Is it because she showed him too much attention on social media? It’s clear his “9 year old song idea” is a blatant lie. He then proceeded to regurgitate out a minute and a half “gift” song that has zero production value. I just don’t see the method to the madness.

 

[fag0t]

the taylor swift song was way better

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Is that even her? It looks like a random woman.

and again Russ fails to maintain the aspect ratio.

It doesn't look like her to me either. Maybe that's how he's trying to weasel his way out of it, even though he completely identifies her in the song.

And the song! Jesus fucking christ. I've got flu and when the chorus kicked in and everything started clanging together tunelessly I nearly had a seizure. Cheers Russ.

 

[The Dude]

I love how he added a line about not trying to be a creep, because you know he's sick of people telling him he's being a creep. Its like something a little kid would say because he knows he's about to get in trouble. And he's a creep through and through. It's woven into his very being. He can't help but to be a creep (not that he's actually trying to not be a creep). Its just automatic.

 

[Barbarella]

I can’t understand the words either, the piano overpowered it. Did Russ play the piano? Some of it sounded like his monkey banging keyboarding, but a couple parts were a bit more refined and even in time, so I wonder if they added in other piano?

Is Julianna a singer? She’s not a superstar like TS, I had to google her once Russ focused on her; I’d never heard of her. Dancing shows are not my thing. Maybe as a B lister, she can hear his song, right? What do you think would happen if she heard it and actually sent Russell a little thank you note or something. We know that would, in Russes mind, bind her to him forever. Would she have people to warn her first? I hope so.

I’m going to guess that song release means it’s not the Hough family that is the victim; if so, Russ just screwed himself royally. I don’t think he would though. We’ll see.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It sounds like some overblown christian "rock" song from the 90s. Utterly horrible. Russ's awful taste in absolutely everything shines through once again.

Poor Robbie Johnson.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Are the singer and producers still disavowing this shit like the last one by not using their real names?

 

[lamp shade]

Lyrics to "Julianne's Smile"

I first saw her on the tv
She was dancing blissfully across the screen
And while she was spinning, her smile
Captivated me, captivated meeeeeeeeee

And I heard she was living in Lake City,
Around the same time as me
She said “I’m gonna leave the city,
Too many people don’t see me for me,” no

She went out west to dance with the stars,
But I would’ve given anything, anything
To see Julianne’s smile
Julianne’s smile

I am gonna
Give everything
To see Julianne’s
Smile

___

This is so short that it reads more like a shitty poem than a shitty song. How is he incapable for writing a song longer than 1:45??

 

[moorhen]

This is so short that it reads more like a shitty poem than a shitty song. How is he incapable for writing a song longer than 1:45

It doesn’t matter that most songs are three or four minutes long, he’s convinced himself he’s so talented that in only a minute Julianne will be sucking him his penis.

 

[AnOminous]

I am gonna
Give everything
To see Julianne’s
Smile

By word count, he spent a year and a half just writing that part.

 

[Captain Hair]

Where was Russell last weekend?

 

[LiveFromNS]

Russell and his songs about women! LOL Tries to woo beautiful and/or famous women by cranking out a sub 2 minute tune with babbling and non-rhyming lyrics.

There have been many great songs written about women or with a female's name in the title. Russ' tunes are all thirst-drenched "I Wanna Fuck You" numbers. Just like his posts on women's Instagrams..Russ needs to check out these songs to learn how to write an ode to a woman.

Candle in the Wind-Elton
Melissa-Allman Bros
Rosanna-Toto
Amanda-Boston
Layla-Clapton

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russell's Instagram posts could probably land him a lucrative songwriting gig with Hot Action Cop.

That song is the first thing that pops into my head every time I see Russ bust out his weird pickup lines.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Things completed in a shorter period of time than Russ’ 89-second magnum opus:

• The Revolutionary War
• The first transcontinental railroad
• The moon landing

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[The Dude]

Russell and his songs about women! LOL Tries to woo beautiful and/or famous women by cranking out a sub 2 minute tune with babbling and non-rhyming lyrics.

There have been many great songs written about women or with a female's name in the title. Russ' tunes are all thirst-drenched "I Wanna Fuck You" numbers. Just like his posts on women's Instagrams..Russ needs to check out these songs to learn how to write an ode to a woman.

Candle in the Wind-Elton
Melissa-Allman Bros
Rosanna-Toto
Amanda-Boston
Layla-Clapton

You forgot Roxanne by The Police/Sting, which is a song about a man who is in love with a prostitute and tries to convince her to give up whoring for a relationship with him.

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I can think of several things I'd rather do while staying home than listen to Russ' garbage jingle: play XBOX, watch movies/YouTube, spend time with my wife and kids, work on training with my dogs, clean the house, listen to good music on my vintage jukebox, scour my body with a cheese grater and steel wool then take a lemon juice bath, fuck a light socket, drive steel spikes in my ears, place mousetraps on my junk...all would be preferable than overdosing on blandness and lack of talent by listening to Wooin' Russ Greer's Wooing Words Diddy.

 

[Dont Mind Me]

I am gonna
Give everything
To see Julianne’s
Smile

Fuck me, sounds like something youd find in ricardo lopez's tapes.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If his victim was Julianne's family, he just blew his foot off with a shotgun. You know, you just KNOW he's going to try something stupid to get his song to Julianne. And if she's married, why is he even bothering? He gives up instantly if his target has a boyfriend/husband. He must not know, like he didn't seem to know that she wasn't on AGT anymore.

 

[DarkAlien]

Whatevs

 

[Miss Misery]

Whatevs

Pffft. Rusty has never listened to Kenny because if he had he'd know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.