Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[literally low-key]

Sitting on her ass packing nothing. Title is live packing.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

I don't have time to watch more than a few minutes. Chantal is worried that she won't be able to order furniture, confirming that either Bibi bought everything in the apartment or she doesn't care since the cats have gotten their claws into a lot. She said she doesn't want to talk about politics but states that she hasn't seen Trump address the WuFlu. She then said that Trudeau seems calm so there may not be much to worry about. She said she's leaving the furniture for Bibi because, "I can't leave him with no furniture." Yes, leave him furniture that was destroyed by cat claws and your fatness. What a saint Chantal is. She also hasn't done any actual packing (shocking!) but is instead showing off which DVDs she's keeping. And surprise, she's out of breath while moving discs in plastic packaging!

 

[Punkinsplice]

So she watched "four hour Steven King movies" , eh? Could one of those have been "The Stand"?

 

[Vietnam Ron]

She looks absolutely deranged right now.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Heheh...maybe that uncomfortable moment with Bibi firmed up her resolve to get the fuck out? Why else would she suddenly be "packing" now, three and a half weeks before she moves? She doesn't have anything to move... This is probably a little passive-aggressive move to get back at the Rock for his temerity at wanting to have something to eat and not wanting her tray of burnt potatoes.

I love how she repeats that she is generously bequeathing "her" furniture to Bibi. "I can't leave him with no furniture" she says magnanimously... I'm sure he will love having to take responsibility for disposing of that roach infested junk that her cats have torn to pieces and her fat ass broke.

 

[raritycunt]

The fact that she asked Bibi if he wanted TWO grilled cheese sandwiches and he was like “Huh? Oh no? One!” because that’s a normal portion not a fatty portion and she was surprised is most telling to me.

I’m guessing she’s streaming her packing because she’s lonely and Bibi is irritated with her.

Edited to add: she’s just said “I’m trying not to watch anything about me at the moment, or read anything. I know toad has the hots for me”

 

[Pepper Jack]

The fact that she asked Bibi if he wanted TWO grilled cheese sandwiches and he was like “Huh? Oh no? One!” because that’s a normal portion not a fatty portion and she was surprised is most telling to me.

I’m guessing she’s streaming her packing because she’s lonely and Bibi is irritated with her.

Edited to add: she’s just said “I’m trying not to watch anything about me at the moment, or read anything. I know toad has the hots for me”

She is livestreaming as revenge for Bibi's exchange with her last night.

She says she is packing but she is just opening movies and talking about them.

 

[Not me]

She is livestreaming as revenge for Bibi's exchange with her last night.

She says she is packing but she is just opening movies and talking about them.

What revenge if she is the one hurting herself?

 

[Madam Spergwell]

She just put the thermometer in her armpit to take her temperature and then sniffed it twice. Do I even need to say "disgusting"?

I couldn't focus on anything during that video except her grossly mismatched eyebrows. Not only is one higher, it's shaped entirely differently. Usually I notice the higher/lower aspect, but never the different shapes. I couldn't look away, I heard nothing she said, it was all just eyebrows.

It's like amber's weigh in wednesday video where her co-star, a giant flake of dandruff, stole the show.

Her eyebrows are really uneven again. Have they always been that way?

 

[Pizza Sloth]

I popped into the live stream and as she started a story of a hospital roommate who had fear of farting in front of people so Chantal had the rights to the bathroom for diarrhea and let a 3 minute one rip and echo off the toilet bowl and the family and sugar daddy heard it. Keepin it classy. She's just laying there with that travel pillow. She's so out of breath - if she gets the CoVid she's ded.

Now she's saying how she's farted so loud and it woke Beebs up and the fan in the room forced him to inhale and wake in disgust. She's thinking of another nap.

 

[Petty_Crocker]

I see she’s judging him again. Saying he’s content in that apartment and then making a face to indicate “hey what can you do ?” Maybe he has the sense to stay within his means and not try to show off like her ? She seems to spend all her time watching other people muckbang and horror films. I have no issue with the horror,but if you have a food addiction you are trying to beat that may be the wrong content.

 

[Honzou]

I guess it's just me, but...I was completely underwhelmed by this video. He didn't present a point of view, a thesis, or a direction, but instead, just recapped what our Pork Princess has been up to since his last video. Frankly, we do a fantastic job of that here on the 'Farms as it is, with minute-to-minute updates and analyses. I think Toad's Chantal documentary was quite good, and he should have left it at that. He really has nothing to say here, and it already feels dated.

Yeah it's boring but I think it's just for a different audience. Normies who want a recap of her adventures and aren't autistic enough to hang out here a lot (fucking casuals).

e: late, so this post isn't completely pointless: Sam is a gorgeous cat and he deserve a better owner. Maybe after he outlives her he can get one.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

lol

Every time I think she has become insane, I have to remind myself that she has always been insane. Then, I marvel at how much more insane she has become.

Holy fuck, the stock market is in freefall, pundits are floating the idea of 20% unemployment, businesses are already going bankrupt...

But at least we can still watch Clotso kill herself with food. God bless her, she only wants to do good in this time of crisis, so we'll all be comforted by watching her eat fucking "simple chicken and mashed potatoes". Out of respect for the severity of the crisis, she will not do "obnoxious eating" mukbangs (oh? So being obnoxious is a conscious effort?)

Filling that fat stomach is patriotic; it will help relieve the nation's stress and anxiety. She's like Princess Elizabeth, remaining in London during the Blitzkrieg, or David Letterman returning to TV right after 9-11. For the good of the nation, she'll keep eating so that we keep some normalcy.

Meanwhile, she is waving a knife around while she's telling us all this shit.



Well, I was right about the hackneyed part, but this is a fairly novel excuse.

At least the food will be HeALtHy.

Then, to prove her point, she starts low-key anger-chopping up potatoes right there. Her use of the knife is clumsy, lazy, and dangerous.

She is making one of her classic meals: chopped potatoes and chicken drumsticks. Here is her recipe for all the fans who unironically say she is a wonderful cook:

Chop or slice potatoes.
Put little slices of onion.
Use seasoning (like salt and pepper)
"Put them in the oven with the drumsticks" (What she means here is to roast everything together on a cookie sheet, which is the only "cooking" she knows how to do; it requires zero effort as a bonus)
Pick a side vegetable from: frozen broccoli, nice green beans, or carrots

She never shows anything to us, or even tells us what exactly it is supposed to be when finished.

"And that's gonna be my meal" she says dejectedly, followed by a half-hearted laugh, a pained expression on her face.

I agree it will most likely be awful, but it doesn't have to be. Chicken and potatoes could be the basis for a wonderful meal; she has all the time in the world (she thinks), so why not look up a legit recipe online and follow it? Too dumb and lazy, that's why. Plus, she enjoys wallowing in self-pity as she forces herself to eat lazy food instead of her fabulous Burger King junk. She will still need to make a fast food run afterwards, but we get to pity her for eating chicken and potatoes first.

She ultimately dismisses her change of heart by saying "if you're new...I'm very impulsive. That's my Achilles Heel."

She said yesterday that she will never do eating videos again. She wants to make it clear: she is NOT RETRACTING WHAT SHE SAID YESTERDAY. She is amending it to mean that she will do eating videos again, because of the grim situation with the virus.

Worried about some of the negative comments, she cops to having a rotten attitude "at first" about the pandemic.


For those who call this a boring video, I agree. However there is a most remarkable exchange at the end. She tells us she is actually making this mess of a meal for "Bibi and I", and in walks Bibi. Bibi doesn't want what she's making. She offers to make him two grilled cheese sandwiches. "No, one" he says, no fatty himself. She makes weird faces, and seems mildly distressed as Bibi rummages through the fridge, looking for food. Bibi sounds somewhat exasperated, and she goes on some really weird tangent (to Bibi) about cooking onions so that they aren't "onioney", which has nothing to do with the matter at hand, which is what is Bibi going to eat...

This is perhaps the most lines ever we have heard in a video from Bibi, and we see a fascinating dynamic, one almost spot on to what we've always suspected. Bibi sounds frustrated; he just wants something to eat. Here is fatso, chopping up potatoes or onions (it's not entirely clear which) offering unhelpful suggestions. She looks anxious, embarrassed, dishonest, disingenuous, and depressed all at once, and uses a really weird tone to talk to him. She abruptly ends there.

Heheh...now I see why she keeps driving to New York. It does not look like domestic bliss there.

So, while the first 14 minutes are boring justifications, lies, virtue signals, and pathos of the type we've seen a thousand times, the last two minutes saves it.

What a fucking miserable life, suitable for a miserable pill like Chantal.

Thanks for mentioning the end involving Beebs. I didn't go that far and yea, that was weird. Though it's funny to see him more or less asking what the fuck she's doing since she rarely cooks. But funny it takes a pandemic for her to make a damned effort.

 

[The Real Ann Berlin]

i would read Chantal fanfic written by you

DEAR GOD why would you even suggest such a thing.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

She just put the thermometer in her armpit to take her temperature and then sniffed it twice. Do I even need to say "disgusting"?


Her eyebrows are really uneven again. Have they always been that way?
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I don't know. I feel like someone would have noticed before now that she looks like she's in a constant state of wry curiosity, like the people who can raise just one eyebrow. I don't see how someone could do that much damage in just one brow grooming incident. It's like she plucked from the top to make a near straight line on one, and plucked from underneath to make a curve, and then overplucked the outer part.

 

[Burger King]

welcome back Doctor Chantal! Cook Dinner with Me and Daily Exercise in the future!!!

 

[Random Internet Person]

Yeah it's boring but I think it's just for a different audience. Normies who want a recap of her adventures and aren't autistic enough to hang out here a lot (fucking casuals).

e: late, so this post isn't completely pointless: Sam is a gorgeous cat and he deserve a better owner. Maybe after he outlives her he can get one.

Also, for some, Toad is probably the filter people need to watch Chantal’s content because Chantal is that much of a lead up to banging your head against the wall.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I wonder how Covid's going to affect our resident cows. Canada's not hot right now but they do have cases already reported and I don't see Chantal being smart enough to take the appropriate precautions. She's not as housebound as Amberlynn so I see her still driving around to get her fix or getting in debt again over fucking food delivery.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Bibi: [somewhat unintelligbly; couldn't hear the last word] You're gonna make another _________?
Chantal: [looks down, seems vaguely ashamed] ....yeah...?

She watches him uncomfortably as he crosses the room, the knife twitching violently in her hand, her breathing heavy, her fat face a weird mix of expressionless, afraid, and well...crazy.

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I think Bibi asked if she was making another muckbang video and she was embarrassed to admit that she was sitting there in her night shirt, looking a mess and already filming herself and food.

I wonder how much her videos and muckbangs really did play into their breakup. Bibi can hardly contain his digust with Chantal in the audio and she can not mask her look of desperation, shame and guilt.

Also, the rapid twitching of the knife is very telling. She is seriously uncomfortable being there and the look of hostility and hatred on her face shows. The mask slipped and we saw the true delusion that is Foodie Beauty.

 

[chantalisfat]

If you listen to the conversation, he's saying he'll have a grilled cheese instead of what she's making. He asks her if she'll be able to cook both the slop she's planning and his grilled cheese at the same time. He then questions her cooking of the potatoes with the onions, saying that he thinks the onion will overcook. He didn't want the shit she was making. I'm guessing that's why she was being weird.

The cow is probably also just automatically nervous when someone else wants to eat some of the food in the house. How is she not panic buying food? All she does is buy useless crap whenever she has any excuse to. But now the supermarket shelves are bare (yes, in Canada too) and she hasn't bought a single non-perishable item? She isn't unaware of the panic buying - she mentioned regular grocers being out of meat. That's why she went to Farm Boy, she thought she'd be successful there since their meat is overpriced.

During the livestream she said, "McDonald's will never close." Is that what she's banking on? What about her vow of only homecooked mukbangs? How is she going to do that without food? Is she really planning on hauling her fat ass to the grocery store for a few items every day? She would have a hard time overcoming a cold at this point, nevermind the virus. She was completely out of breath from sitting down.