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JambledUpWords said:
June is just as annoying as gay people that make their sexuality their personality. In fact, she’s no different than those types of people.
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The fact that people think it is a-okay to brag about what they do in the bedroom as part of their identity proves that they really don't have anything to offer the world, whether they be alphabet people or kinkmeisters.

One thing that actually might be beneficial to their relationship would be if June actually stood up for herself. It seems to me that part of Pregory's boredom with June - outside of his ego - is the fact that she plays so docile. There's something contemptuous about a person who worships another without anything in return (i.e., "simping"). I expect her "worshiping" of Pregory has caused him to hate her: he doesn't have to fight for her or win her respect, so why bother trying. There's much more of a thrill flirting with e-thots and trannies than there is someone who calls herself your slave.

If she actually stood up for herself, two things might happen: a) Preg is forced to own up to his own behavior and work towards having a healthy relationship or b) he dumps her, making her free of a toxic, soul-crushing relationship. Either way, she wins.

Of course, the above is predicated on both being honest actors and human beings rather than just terrible people.

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It used to be "pop feminism critic", now it's "McFeminism critic." June, how many times are you going to change yourself to appease the assholes that have started to surround you? Giving in to peer pressure isn't healthy, June. You need to be true to yourself. To you. Remember you, June?

...Do you remember? Do you even remember who you really are, beneath all that grifting you do?
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The Skeptics had no soul. Period. June is just a case in point.
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
The fact that people think it is a-okay to brag about what they do in the bedroom as part of their identity proves that they really don't have anything to offer the world, whether they be alphabet people or kinkmeisters.

One thing that actually might be beneficial to their relationship would be if June actually stood up for herself. It seems to me that part of Pregory's boredom with June - outside of his ego - is the fact that she plays so docile. There's something contemptuous about a person who worships another without anything in return (i.e., "simping"). I expect her "worshiping" of Pregory has caused him to hate her: he doesn't have to fight for her or win her respect, so why bother trying. There's much more of a thrill flirting with e-thots and trannies than there is someone who calls herself your slave.

If she actually stood up for herself, two things might happen: a) Preg is forced to own up to his own behavior and work towards having a healthy relationship or b) he dumps her, making her free of a toxic, soul-crushing relationship. Either way, she wins.

Of course, the above is predicated on both being honest actors and human beings rather than just terrible people.


The Skeptics had no soul. Period. June is just a case in point.
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This is the problem of their relationship at its core. There is no conflict. Relationships are built upon Resolution of conflict, something that can't happen when there is flat out nothing to conflict over. Conflict helps to build not just the individuals experiencing it, but to really show the lengths the other party is willing to go to in order to resolve the problem. On an even more base level conflict is a lot fun when done in a playful manner. There is a reason you know when two people are good friends after they can rake each other over the coals and come out laughing. Getting a bit more advanced, people only really know who the other person is by seeing them in a crisis situation where the social masks come off and things are not as prim and perfect as we would like others to believe. Its why relationships that look like they are doing well completely collapse when they move in with each other. The masks come off and the other party (or both) don't like what they see.

Shoe and Greg live entirely separate lives that occasionally intersect on twitter or a short trip whenever Greg needs views for whatever shitty video he is making. Shoe outright bends and even breaks to get out of the way of any kind of conflict with Greg. She is constantly putting up an act not just for her followers, but for Greg as well. Greg was of course a moron to ask someone he hasn't even really lived with (and likely doesn't even truly know) to marry him, but he has made it almost abundantly clear that he really had no intention of following through with it anyways and Shoe on some subconscious level is also perfectly okay with this because she is too insecure to actually show Greg who she is out of the (very real) possibility he rejects her.

I do believe that is changing though, Greg is getting increasingly bored with the act and the mental cracks of this facade are showing more clearly than ever with Shoe. it might take a few years, but when this blows up it will be glorious.
 
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Chilson said:
This is the problem of their relationship at its core. There is no conflict. Relationships are built upon Resolution of conflict, something that can't happen when there is flat out nothing to conflict over. Conflict helps to build not just the individuals experiencing it, but to really show the lengths the other party is willing to go to in order to resolve the problem. On an even more base level conflict is a lot fun when done in a playful manner. There is a reason you know when two people are good friends after they can rake each other over the coals and come out laughing. Getting a bit more advanced, people only really know who the other person is by seeing them in a crisis situation where the social masks come off and things are not as prim and perfect as we would like others to believe. Its why relationships that look like they are doing well completely collapse when they move in with each other. The masks come off and the other party (or both) don't like what they see.

Shoe and Greg live entirely separate lives that occasionally intersect on twitter or a short trip whenever Greg needs views for whatever shitty video he is making. Shoe outright bends and even breaks to get out of the way of any kind of conflict with Greg. She is constantly putting up an act not just for her followers, but for Greg as well. Greg was of course a moron to ask someone he hasn't even really lived with (and likely doesn't even truly know) to marry him, but he has made it almost abundantly clear that he really had no intention of following through with it anyways and Shoe on some subconscious level is also perfectly okay with this because she is too insecure to actually show Greg who she is out of the (very real) possibility he rejects her.

I do believe that is changing though, Greg is getting increasingly bored with the act and the mental cracks of this facade are showing more clearly than ever with Shoe. it might take a few years, but when this blows up it will be glorious.
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yeah, but they can’t see each other at all now so give it a month or two.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
I'm catching up on this thread and wow

So she's actually considering a bikelock now?

Also, she's shitty. Ever since the virus spread like wildfire this week in the States, politics hasn't been much of a focus for most Americans who clearly have more important things to worry about compared to June. Bernie being such a bitch ass loser is, like, the worst thing that's ever happened to her apparently.

Remember a few years ago, when she was trying to say all of this "let's get along despite our differences" shit? Well, look at her now: The world is in fire right now, the economy is in the tank, people actually have REAL things the worry about, and what is she doing? Continuing to be "extremely online" and whining about Bernie.

Cry me a river, bitch.

At this point, if Biden wins, I would laugh my ass off just to spite the Bernie Bros, who had convinced themselves that the only candidate ever capable of beating Trump was Bernie. Their salt would be amazing if Biden won. And I'm saying this as someone who is undoubtedly voting for Trump this November, so ... There you go.

And her rhetoric of "If it weren't for those meddling Boomers!" is tiresome. She acts as if Boomers don't count as a legitimate voting demographic. "Yeah, Biden is winning overall, but Bernie is winning among the miniscule amount of young voters, and that's why he should be the winner instead!" No: Bernie lost, because the majority of voters didn't vote for him. Period.
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She won’t shut up about politics because it’s what keeps her relevant. Even if all her input is just quoting a tweet and using a reddit reaction image/quoting an unfunny meme from 2016.
And clearly it’s pointless to hold her to her word from something she said years ago. She’s more of a grifter than other “political figures” like Kathy zhu. She’s only consistent on her hatred for feminism (yet will still defend feminists against “TERFs” for whatever reason). She’s completely gotten behind shilling for trannies (perfect example is this shitty dead-meme shirt)

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She knows that pandering to trannies is where the moneys at.
And don’t pay the complaining about boomers shit any mind. She only complains about them because of the “ok boomer” meme, another shitty dead meme she uses in place of actual political discussions.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
June is just as annoying as gay people that make their sexuality their personality. In fact, she’s no different than those types of people. She’s getting more desperate by the day for her knight to finally marry her. That won’t happen though, because Greg is emotionally stunted and afraid of commitment (he also seems more interested in e-thots than June). June really should just dump him and realize marrying Greg is just as much a pipe dream as Bernie becoming president.
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Sometimes I'm surprised how much simple good advice is offered on this site.

It makes the whole cow thing more comedic and more tragedic, because you know they read it from time to time, it's like wiley coyote never quite grasping the roadrunner, but always just outside grasp. With the difference that at least wiley coyote is trying.
 
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It was is hilariously ironic how bad women are at picking good long term partners. Shoe could have chosen literally anyone else and right now she wouldnt be sperging on twitter about sex and politics. Instead she would be getting railed multiple times a day by her husband who's also quarantined up with her.
 
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smokechair said:
I thought Greg and June were living together and engaged? Neither is true?
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Shoe moved herself upstate to go live in a spinster's apartment across the border from her fiancee, who is currently thanking the Spaghetti Monster in the sky that the coronavirus has provided an excuse to keep putting her off.
 
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2020Suicide said:
It was is hilariously ironic how bad women are at picking good long term partners. Shoe could have chosen literally anyone else and right now she wouldnt be sperging on twitter about sex and politics. Instead she would be getting railed multiple times a day by her husband who's also quarantined up with her.
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"Getting railed multiple times a day"
Where is the Islamic Content button?

"By her husband."
Oh that's so wholesome!
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
"Getting railed multiple times a day"
Where is the Islamic Content button?

"By her husband."
Oh that's so wholesome!
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As it should be, my dear fellow. 😉

Still, I'm sure Preg is relieved at this juncture. Doesn't have to deal with June in person for potentially months.
 
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Dang Woodchucks! said:
Fat lot of good all that water and firewood will do to you when you can't collect, filter, and chop any of it. LARPing as a lumberjack does not automatically give you their skill set.
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Its also fucking Canada. I want to see how much Greg loves that "free" Healthcare after this pandemic. It takes 20 weeks to get treatment for any kind of serious illness or surgery in Canada without a major pandemic. I am going to predict that time is about to double, possibly triple, if it already hasn't.
 
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Spiteful Crow said:
What the fuck
June why do you never pass up a chance to disappoint your fans? I get that shit is different in Canada but Americans are just going to make fun of your boyfriend for this.

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Well probably compare him to gay supervillains
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That's an unfair comparison.

That guy is fit AF. Greg is built like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
 
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