Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

"DEMOCRATS CAUSED THE CORONA VIRUS TO DESTROY TRUMP!"
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This guy probably has a gold mine of these tweets cause I remember he sucked Trump's dick hard in 2016.

It could only destroy Trump if he was completely incompetent and did abjectly idiotic things like tell old people to ignore the CDC and doctors and just get on planes every day. He'd have to utterly fail to react to it like a real President and handle it worse than even Dubya would.

Oh. . .okay I see the plan now.
 
I've been enjoying the swing from "just a flu" to "thank God Trump is saving us from the horrible coronavirus". Meanwhile, Montell Williams's publicist Jonathan Franks made fun of Melania Trump for being a ho earlier today

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so a bunch of MAGAmongs decided
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Apparently he posted some random address and deleted it after thinking better of it, and then some absolute MAGAmong tried to find his office address but was so stupid that he couldn't even find the right office address. Which is everywhere, including on their Facebook. And even on their main website. I have no idea where this idiot got 3858 Grand View Boulevard from.
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Better yet.. Franks doesn't even live in California, that office is probably just a maildrop. He lives in Indiana.
 
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I've been enjoying the swing from "just a flu" to "thank God Trump is saving us from the horrible coronavirus". Meanwhile, Montell Williams's publicist Jonathan Franks made fun of Melania Trump for being a ho earlier today

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so a bunch of MAGAmongs decided
Apparently he posted some random address and deleted it after thinking better of it, and then some absolute MAGAmong tried to find his office address but was so stupid that he couldn't even find the right office address. Which is everywhere, including on their Facebook. And even on their main website. I have no idea where this idiot got 3858 Grand View Boulevard from.
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Better yet.. Franks doesn't even live in California, that office is probably just a maildrop. He lives in Indiana.
You got me hyped up to see a spergout from Johnathan Frakes you fucker.
 
The irony of someone calling themselves "Liberty Hangout" and wearing the AnCap colors wanting to reinstate monarchy is vast. This person is either a true herd animal, has no real ideology beyond "own the libs, trigger the libs", or a mix of both.

People who are clearly authoritarian Conservatives calling themselves "Libertarians" because they think it sounds more intellectual are a fucking nuisance. I knew a guy who insisted he was a "Libertarian" who also wanted to ban pornography because it upset the Baby Jesus. He saw no contradiction in these positions.

They're not the only ideological group that do this, most knuckle-draggers of all political stripes try to re-label themselves as part of the cool kids club and to sound like the philosophers they wish actually supported their views. Witness Satanist edgelords calling themselves "Epicureans" or "Gnostics" despite not even pretending to understand those ideas, Nazis calling themselves "Socialists", Communists calling themselves "Liberals" and all sorts of random idiots calling themselves "Progressives".

Maybe I'm super 'tismy, but people claiming to follow schools of thought that they don't even understand, let alone agree with, really bakes my potato.
 
People who are clearly authoritarian Conservatives calling themselves "Libertarians" because they think it sounds more intellectual are a fucking nuisance. I knew a guy who insisted he was a "Libertarian" who also wanted to ban pornography because it upset the Baby Jesus. He saw no contradiction in these positions.

Actual conservativism is dead these days. Most of conservative Reddit would be lucky to get a coherent thought much less a coherent ideology.

I, too, remember Goldwater's book "Owning The Libcucks: Your Guide To Triggering"
 
The fucking thing is "What do you say to Americans who are scared?" is a softball question that politicians get asked all the time in times of crisis and Trump chimped out like a thin skinned manchild.

It's amazing to see trumptards mock lefties for being hypersensitive (and they're right to do so) but continue to wring their hands over "uwu evewyone is being soooo mean to poow wittle Twump :'-("
 
The fucking thing is "What do you say to Americans who are scared?" is a softball question that politicians get asked all the time in times of crisis and Trump chimped out like a thin skinned manchild.

That was literally the definition of a softball question. You'd think this baby could recognize one after being asked them most of his career of being a dipshit.

By comparison even Gee Dubya could manage to show some gravitas on 9/11 instead of acting like a little fucking cunt.
 
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