Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Gallofag said:
The Robot revolution is taking too long.
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Well we were trying to have everybody line up to be shot but then the kung flu hit and now everybody's staying inside making our efforts harder...

You know they should have revealed that the plan 9 Palpatine was a droid all along. Dark Skippy! That's the ticket.
 
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Flexo said:
Well we were trying to have everybody line up to be shot but then the kung flu hit and now everybody's staying inside making our efforts harder...

You know they should have revealed that the plan 9 Palpatine was a droid all along. Dark Skippy! That's the ticket.
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Why did we have to give the kill bots limiters. I blame mother she was more interested in making bank then helping with the robot revolution.

GeneralFriendliness said:
FML...
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I'm going to take a stab in the dark as how they'll introduce Ashoka and Mara, for some reason she became allies with Ahsoka. Ahsoka wants to meet with her old masters son after she learns that he is teaching a new group of jedi, Mara joins because she is force sensitive and want's to learn from a master, On the way there Ashoka hit's on Mara and tries to convince her that she is the best teacher for Mara. They meet luke and his is an incompetent buffoon going so far as telling one of his students to use their frustration to help them grow stronger. Ashoka's has her beliefs on Jedi confirmed and Mara gets to be hit on by a sleazy looking luke sk;ywalker, bonus points if luke pressures her to sleep with him so he could understand her better. After meeting Luke she not only realizes how pathetic he is but also how pathetic all men are and finally accepts Ahsoka not only as her new teacher but her new lover as well.

Think about it, it's the ultimate fuck you to Extended universe fans, not only is Lukes wife disgusted by him but his fathers padawan cucks him. It double down on the destruction of lukes character and since it's star wars they don't have to worry about the Chinese banning it or re-editing any the scene this takes place in.

Leblanc said:
Why does lucasfilm hate luke do much that they are trying to give all his achievements to other characters?
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I'm torn between it's because he's a white guy, because Mark Hamill doesn't have the balls to attack them when they bastardize the character, or the fact that they want to destroy the past films and make you love the new movies and their way of doing that is turning your heroes into losers. They also assume what you loved about the character was their achievements so passing it on to another character will make you love that character.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
FML...
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I don't know if I've heard geeky so mad before. Normally she just seems exasperated and gets caught up going in circles.

Also this comment :story:
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I've worked exhaustively to avoid all things Disney Star Wars, from opting out of watching the films to even avoiding the trailers, in order to blacklist them from my sight and senses.

I will triple down on that effort if this shit with Brie Larson comes to pass. Mara Jade is my favorite Expanded Universe character, emblematic of what the EU was at its most creative...I won't subject myself to seeing her depicted by the human equivalent of asphalt.
 
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Jub-Jub said:
I don't know if I've heard geeky so mad before. Normally she just seems exasperated and gets caught up going in circles.

Also this comment :story:
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Mara's like one of her favorite characters in the EU, and she's another redhead that the Rat is removing because they hate gingers. Also note Geeky's a redhead too.
 
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Gallofag said:
What makes Brie Larson so desirable to Hollywood? It ain't her looks or personality.
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They use twitter (so like 2.2% of the US population that leans heavily towards Broke Ideology) as a barometer for what is hip and trendy due to their stupid marketing teams, and she won an oscar at one point or some shit like that. Also Disney owns like 40% of it and Kevin Feige wants to fuck her as hard as Ridley Scott wants to input data into Michael Fassbender.
 
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Adamska said:
They use twitter (so like 2.2% of the US population that leans heavily towards Broke Ideology) as a barometer for what is hip and trendy due to their stupid marketing teams, and she won an oscar at one point or some shit like that. Also Disney owns like 40% of it and Kevin Feige wants to fuck her as hard as Ridley Scott wants to input data into Michael Fassbender.
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It all comes back to the casting couch.
 
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Gallofag said:
What makes Brie Larson so desirable to Hollywood? It ain't her looks or personality.
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A mix of her being in their employ, having the "right" opinions, and being a way to spite the fanbase again, I imagine.

It's also the same geniuses that thought pushing her as the headliner for the MCU's Phase 4 was an excellent idea, so...
 
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She was basically grown in a lab for this moment in Hollywood. It's like when the NFL really wants the #1 pick to make it big.

Larson was born Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers on October 1, 1989, in Sacramento, California, to Heather and Sylvain Desaulniers.[1][2] Her parents were homeopathic chiropractors who ran a practice together, and they have another daughter, Milaine.[3][4] Her father is French Canadian and in her childhood, Larson spoke French as her first language.[5] She was mostly homeschooled, which she believed allowed her to explore innovative and abstract experiences.[3][6][7] Describing her early life, Larson has said that she was "straight-laced and square", and that she shared a close bond with her mother but was shy and suffered from social anxiety.[3][6][8] During the summer, she would write and direct her own home movies in which she cast her cousins and filmed in her garage.[9] At age six, she expressed interest in becoming an actress, later remarking that the "creative arts was just something that was always in me".[3][10] That same year, she auditioned for a training program at the American Conservatory Theater in San Francisco, where she became the youngest student admitted.[4][11]

Larson experienced trauma when her parents divorced when she was seven.[11] She had a dysfunctional relationship with her father; she has recalled, "As a kid I tried to understand him and understand the situation. But he didn't do himself any favors. I don't think he ever really wanted to be a parent."[11] Soon after their split, Heather relocated to Los Angeles with her two daughters to fulfill Larson's acting ambition. They had limited financial means and lived in a small apartment near Hollywood studio lots at Burbank.[11] Larson described her experience, "We had a crappy one-room apartment where the bed came out of the wall and we each had three articles of clothing."[3] Even so, Larson has recounted fond memories of that period and has credited her mother for doing the best she could for them.[12]

As her last name was difficult to pronounce, she adopted the stage name Larson from her Swedish great-grandmother as well as an American Girl doll named Kirsten Larson that she received as a child.[10][13][14] Her first job was performing a commercial parody for Barbie, named "Malibu Mudslide Barbie", in a 1998 episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.[2][6][15] She subsequently took on guest roles in several television series, including Touched by an Angel and Popular.[4] In 2000, she was cast in the Fox sitcom Schimmel, which was canceled before airing when its star, Robert Schimmel, was diagnosed with cancer.[16][17][18]
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Brie Larson - Wikipedia

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