Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History
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Don Homer
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Atleast we're closing in on Bob establishing himself as the internet lumberjack.
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Shit, I mixed up the sweethearts.
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Shit, I mixed up the sweethearts.
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I can't handle the AAVE/ebonics Chris is trying to use. Where did he get "jive turkey" from? I mean did they even say that in old Blaxploitation era movies? Was Chris watching The Boondocks and picking up various re.tarded shit from it?
DeeCeeBees
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I think Mr. T was the last person to use the term "Jive Turkey".
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Jackie was just not a good troll at all, apart from getting him to put on blackface there wasn't really much achieved that was very funny. Not a very interesting episode, but that's not Geno's fault, though.
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Ahh but you weren’t looking closely enough at the detail of the trolling! Did you get the irony when Jackie wrote to Chris how late would waste money buying paint/accessory kits for boats he didn’t even have? Just as Chris would buy games on the PSN that he already owned the physical copies of.
That shit went completely over Chris’s head... As expected
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The only good thing that came out of that saga was JenkinsJinkies and the Sonichu body paint but I attribute that more to Chris himself than Jackie
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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 30
(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...www.youtube.com
Part 30 is now up.
If you've watched all 30 parts of this, you have spent 20 Hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds watching a documentary about an autistic manchild. Congrats!
The fact that I also listened to it for the second time to have some background noise during whatever I am doing on PC kinda scares me.
Also, Geno really does nice job, and I hope we will hear more of his commentary and reading in future parts, since Chris does nice job at making noise, but it's not a pleasant one.
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Ahh but you weren’t looking closely enough at the detail of the trolling! Did you get the irony when Jackie wrote to Chris how late would waste money buying paint/accessory kits for boats he didn’t even have? Just as Chris would buy games on the PSN that he already owned the physical copies of.
That shit went completely over Chris’s head... As expected
All that came from this was that Chris got to dress up and play pretend for a month - all to make silly videos that he seemed to enjoy. No lessons learned because that's impossible with him. However they did get him to go on a short hike so that's a positive.
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I hate to admit it but “h-hey, hey! Eyes up here BUDDY” and the bear’s first words made me smile.
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New episode. Despite Geno saying he was going to slow down he has cranked these last three parts out.
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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 32
(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...
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I litteraly "bleh"ed outloud when I saw the breastfeeding scene.
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A combination of being forced to be at home plus the videos being mostly replaying Chris' videos helps.New episode. Despite Geno saying he was going to slow down he has cranked these last three parts out.
Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 32
(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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New episode. Despite Geno saying he was going to slow down he has cranked these last three parts out.
Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 32
(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...
The most horrifying aspect is CWC baby talking.
EngragedGatorade
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Every two weeks. Every two weeks I watch this tractor trailer plow through the median and into a van full of children in a gory, loud, fiery explosion. I promise myself I'll never look there again and every two fucking weeks I drive right back and see it over and over again. It's like being Sisyphus, but every time I must push the boulder up the hill, it gets covered in worse things each time. I should have given this shit up for Lent. This is the very definition of Lynchian horror. The juxtaposition of the most fucked up, strange, downright sad with the narrator - perfectly calm, monotone, as if it is an everyday occurrence for everyone.New episode. Despite Geno saying he was going to slow down he has cranked these last three parts out.
Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 32
(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...
deadson
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He's prolly got more time on his hands if his job is affected by the pandemic.New episode. Despite Geno saying he was going to slow down he has cranked these last three parts out.
Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 32
(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...
RustyNail(her)
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I definitely don't need to watch 10 minutes of Chris playing with puppets and LEGOs while he babytalks. The rest was tolerable. Beginning to dislike videos where he plays his Guitar Hero guitar like it's real and sings along to songs in a monotone nasally voice while fucking up the lyrics. I think I'm more interested in videos that show things like his nasty shower or his town tour. Historic buildings? Beautiful sights? Fuck that shit here's the shopping centers and places to eat (not addicted to fast food though)
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I hope we don't get anymore videos like this in the future, it was a pain to sit through. It's just a video compilation with criminally short interjections and segments that ran on far too long. I don't know why such a drastic deviation from the standard format of clips, generally no longer than a few minutes in length, with Geno contextualizing what's going on. Ah well, I won't shit on Geno after everything he's done and will continue to do, I'll just hope this series can pick up steam again.
On a side note, I found it fucking hilarious when during the tour when Chris was sat in the parking lot he realized there was a 3rd GameStop he could remember, at the shopping center he brought up and you could see at that moment he thought why the fuck are there 3 GameStop's so close to each other?
On a side note, I found it fucking hilarious when during the tour when Chris was sat in the parking lot he realized there was a 3rd GameStop he could remember, at the shopping center he brought up and you could see at that moment he thought why the fuck are there 3 GameStop's so close to each other?