Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Spergichu]

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 30

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...

www.youtube.com

Part 30 is now up.

If you've watched all 30 parts of this, you have spent 20 Hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds watching a documentary about an autistic manchild. Congrats!

You can’t convince me Chris didn’t shit himself in that last video.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 30

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...

www.youtube.com

Part 30 is now up.

If you've watched all 30 parts of this, you have spent 20 Hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds watching a documentary about an autistic manchild. Congrats!

I’ve watched them three times. They’re surprisingly comfy to listen to while you multitask.

Also mid-late 2010 was right around the time I took a break following Chris for a while, since I was dealing with college and a bunch of other bullshit. After Liquid Chris and Asperchu it felt like there wasn’t any way the newer trolls would be able to follow their act successfully. A lot of these Chris videos from that period I never fully watched so it’s nice seeing everything I glossed over compressed into one sitting.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I cringed when he stomped that lego boat wearing only socks.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I cringed when he stomped that lego boat wearing only socks.

This is the same man who shaved his chin bone dry without shaving cream or at least wetting the razor.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I cringed when he stomped that lego boat wearing only socks.

You know what people say about tards and their high tolerance of pain. I'm surprised Chris hasn't entered that lego challenge where he has to walk an aisle long line of legos with his bare feet.

This is the same man who shaved his chin bone dry without shaving cream or at least wetting the razor.

And cutting himself without using any anesthetics.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Holy shit, I never knew we got the reactions out of Borb over how Chris destroyed his PS3. I really wish Geno wouldnt interrupt with Jackie pictures though.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Geno busting a gut every time he has to narrate Chris talking about having an 8-year old's dick up his ass is the best thing this series will ever have and will be remembered in the future in the hall of f/shame as one of the best moments in the science of Christory.

Srsly, just like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where the society of the future is based on the proclamations of Wyld Stallynz, the society of the future will be based on the teachings of Christory and we'll all be beyond fucked.

 

[Angel Dust]

Geno busting a gut every time he has to narrate Chris talking about having an 8-year old's dick up his ass is the best thing this series will ever have and will be remembered in the future in the hall of f/shame as one of the best moments in the science of Christory.

Srsly, just like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where the society of the future is based on the proclamations of Wyld Stallynz, the society of the future will be based on the teachings of Christory and we'll all be beyond fucked.

So how will the farms be remembered then? As a Greek choir to Chris's tragedy?

 

[GherkinRealness]

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 30

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...

www.youtube.com

Part 30 is now up.

If you've watched all 30 parts of this, you have spent 20 Hours, 16 minutes, and 54 seconds watching a documentary about an autistic manchild. Congrats!

LOL as though it's possible to watch the series less than 3 times.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I love Chris trying to rationalize why he needed to buy a PS3 over buy a ticket to see his sweetheart because it's a multi-media machine! He was empty and sad without it. Even in his song he says haters are jealous of all his material things. It's not psychology to put together that Chris equates buying and owning things to happiness, so he thinks the more crap he owns the happier he is.

The Jackie emails are a little boring to get through because it's not a clever troll. It's literally someone asking him to make stupid videos followed with a bunch of hearts. Some of the Christorial figures here say this is around the time that Chris' antics weren't his own and instead guided by troll attempts and I see why. Even at the end of the video Geno basically says he's become a puppet being manipulated for an audience.

 

[Spergichu]

Part 31 is up.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Part 31 is up.

Most of this 'saga' is so mean-spirited in hindsight, and most of the videos Jackie made him do are genuinely not funny, just pure cringe.

Chris jumped through all these hoops and put up with the bitchiest of bitchy demanding girlfriends, without even getting the one benefit of dating women like this, the after-fight makeup sex. All in the hope of finally getting to tear off his v-patch with someone he never actually met. AGAIN.

I bet Geno is having a painful time with documenting all of the Jackie videos in his usual comprehensive style and is tempted to skip a ton, but to his credit he is slogging through it.

 

[Hoodie]

This was a pain to watch. It's not Geno's fault. It's just these Jackie videos are painful to go through.

 

[Spergichu]

This was a pain to watch. It's not Geno's fault. It's just these Jackie videos are painful to go through.

Yeah, you can tell we're hitting the decline in Christory. Soon we'll be at the Tomgirl Saga and Bob's death and it won't get much better until that faint spark in 2014-15 with the BLARMS Saga, then rapidly decline into where we're at today. Although I have full confidence in Geno to maintain the quality in the documentary itself, even if the content is lackluster.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah, you can tell we're hitting the decline in Christory. Soon we'll be at the Tomgirl Saga and Bob's death and it won't get much better until that faint spark in 2014-15 with the BLARMS Saga, then rapidly decline into where we're at today. Although I have full confidence in Geno to maintain the quality in the documentary itself, even if the content is lackluster.

Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. The past 5 or so episodes have been meh. I'll still watch them but we're definitely not hitting the heights of the earlier/middle parts of the series. But Geno can only work with what he's presented with.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Yeah, you can tell we're hitting the decline in Christory. Soon we'll be at the Tomgirl Saga and Bob's death and it won't get much better until that faint spark in 2014-15 with the BLARMS Saga, then rapidly decline into where we're at today. Although I have full confidence in Geno to maintain the quality in the documentary itself, even if the content is lackluster.

2013 was mainly Facebook status updates. I'm pretty sure he's going to gloss over that entire year and segue straight into the housefire, Catherine, then BLARMS.

 

[deadson]

Yeah, you can tell we're hitting the decline in Christory. Soon we'll be at the Tomgirl Saga and Bob's death and it won't get much better until that faint spark in 2014-15 with the BLARMS Saga, then rapidly decline into where we're at today. Although I have full confidence in Geno to maintain the quality in the documentary itself, even if the content is lackluster.

I feel like we're getting closer to the tom-girl saga with all the "feel your tatas" vids he was doing, tbh.

I'm sure Geno will do a good job, it's the content for sure.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That part where he danced to a scene of Mary Poppins is the most exercise I've seen him do.

 

[Jetman]

We knew the lull periods in Christory were coming soon; the next video will likely end on the final video Chris makes before embracing his inner bag lady. Outside of the Blarms saga, Chris waging war on the Game Place, Bob's death and the whole pierced taint thing, the documentary is getting close to being caught up in terms of major events.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

After viewing that episode, I think Chris could have had his own YouTube variety show. The only things holding him back is constancy, egotism sperging out...