Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

This was the most entertaining chapter in a while. I mean, it's all good, but this one was especially entertaining. Geno needs financial backing from HBO or something, the kid is talented.

He really does.

This episode was a lot better than some of the more recent ones, and feels like the early good ones. There's likely too reasons for that. 1) The action is picking up (like the The Game Place incident), and 2) it wasn't a bunch of calls strung together. I thoroughly enjoyed this episode.
 
This was the most entertaining chapter in a while. I mean, it's all good, but this one was especially entertaining. Geno needs financial backing from HBO or something, the kid is talented.


I think it has a lot to do with this particular era too. I’m a little nostalgic, because this is about the time when I first learned of Chris and started following threads on him on 4chan, but his antics here are super funny with minimal outside trolling pushing him in a specific direction. This is where people were starting to learn that the best way to experience Chris was to watch him from afar with minimal interaction
 
Chris's fantasy of Jerry Seinfeld basically randomly being his wingman with a mic was super cringe. Then again, if Chris knew what a joke was we wouldn't be here.

Chris: *twice* I have nothing against the Jewish people...
Also Chris: *last episode, to Michael Snyder, clearly meant as an insult* JEW!

Chris: I'm not gonna be on the internet much because I've been turned off of the internet by you damn trolls!
Also Chris: *the very next day* I am making this video...

Chris: ...because I am not gonna be pushed around anymore by anybody on the internet!
Me: LMAOOO BULLSHIT

This thing continues to be a rollercoaster of "This dude is fledgling serial killer material", "*FACEPALM* LOL WTF", and "Damn, that's just really freaking sad." It's still fascinating, amazingly made, and HBO or A&E docuseries grade. Definitely needs some kind of wider full HD release somewhere at some point. Again, guess we'll see.
 
Besides the mega autistic seinfeld bit, this chapter was boring as fuck. Sorry, Geno.
 
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Honestly long periods of following Chris are pretty boring so, I guess it's to be expected in a documentary about the entirety of Chris's existence to have a few dull parts.
Don't get me wrong, I ain't questioning the kid's talent. I've been following Chris for a long time, I love what Geno does, and I know occasionally he'll have dogshit to work with
 
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I would agree this episode left a little bit to be desired. The reminder chris has no creativity of his own and relies on other OC like someone clinging to life-support, is always entertaining. This episode did set up the framework for the Snyder hit and run incident. My mind is blown how chris never learns when to just leave people the fuck alone.
 
People who just see random photos of Chris looking weird, or hearing about the stupid things he's done, just don't get a realistic idea about him. To really appreciate the insanity of CWC, you absolutely need to watch him on video. It's only then that you get a real idea about why so many people who are unfortunate to have to interact with Chris in real life avoid him like the plague.

It's how he moves. Or doesn't, actually. The way he's so wooden, as if he's frozen with fear under a spotlight and searching for what to say, only he's not scared - this is just his everyday reaction. I guess it's the autism, meaning Chris doesn't naturally "emote" with facial and body movements, but it's so very alien to watch. That, and the way he always sort of sneers (as well as all the insane crap spilling from his gob while he does all of this). The whole package has him looking so creepy and insane. If you only ever saw photos of Chris you'd miss all of this entirely.

Tl;dr autist is weird, like watching a car crash that you can't look away from no matter how horrible it is.
 
Xmas present from based Geno.

I've never seen this video where Chris talks about Seinfeld before. He alludes to my favorite episode 'The Bottle Deposit' where Brad "Garreck" steals Jerry's car.

"My father is alive and well"

Only now as I look back do I realize how dark and foreboding the ignorance behind that statement was, and not just because his father was NOT well despite indeed being still alive at the time. 2010 for Chris was like a ride that tills the cart downward toward the drop, then stops dead for only a moment to show you just how far you're going to fall. . . .and oh what a fall it was, and oh the ruin to which it would lead him. There might have been a time where if he had put it some effort he could have escaped some or MOST of it, but alas the time has passed. Now instead of a drop Chris races toward a broken stretch of track that ends with his mother's dying day. When he hits that day the cart will go flying off, and the remaining years of his life will be years of ruin and turmoil until he eventually crashes and burns. Of course even now there are ways in which he could try to save himself, to slow the cart, to soften the coming blow. Maybe they'd work, maybe they wouldn't. Maybe he's already doomed either way. But rather than lifting even so much as a finger to do as little as even try, Chris has chosen to shut his eyes and believe that one day his fantasy ride will merge with the one he's on, sending him into his own magical ride where he will be both the one in the seat and the one at the controls.

Shakespeare could have written one hell of a play out of his life.

Actually, come to think of it I think there was an episode of The Twilight Zone that's almost a perfect analogy of Chris' life. Seriously read the opening narration. That guy is basically Chris.

"CWCville! Next stop, CWCville!"
 
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Xmas present from based Geno.

I've never seen this video where Chris talks about Seinfeld before. He alludes to my favorite episode 'The Bottle Deposit' where Brad "Garreck" steals Jerry's car.
Give Chris credit the art and animation in his flipnotes is leagues above other shit on the platform

that cow video is borderline stylised
 
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Besides the mega autistic seinfeld bit, this chapter was boring as fuck. Sorry, Geno.

Sadly, it was rather boring, and bordered close to video-stringing. Other than that, it was pretty good for what he had. Maybe it's because we had a rather action-packed episode (Game Place, Greene County conspiracy, etc.) last time that made this one boring. I did laugh when he yelled "WANT WOMAN!"

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Do we know if Chris is a well-known figure in the Charlottesville area? "Oh, yeah, that's Chris/Christine. He's been around for a while."
 
Sadly, it was rather boring, and bordered close to video-stringing. Other than that, it was pretty good for what he had. Maybe it's because we had a rather action-packed episode (Game Place, Greene County conspiracy, etc.) last time that made this one boring. I did laugh when he yelled "WANT WOMAN!"



Do we know if Chris is a well-known figure in the Charlottesville area? "Oh, yeah, that's Chris/Christine. He's been around for a while."
He's known as crossdressing psycho to stay clear of, yes.
 
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"My father is alive and well"

Only now as I look back do I realize how dark and foreboding the ignorance behind that statement was, and not just because his father was NOT well despite indeed being still alive at the time. 2010 for Chris was like a ride that tills the cart downward toward the drop, then stops dead for only a moment to show you just how far you're going to fall. . . .and oh what a fall it was, and oh the ruin to which it would lead him. There might have been a time where if he had put it some effort he could have escaped some or MOST of it, but alas the time has passed. Now instead of a drop Chris races toward a broken stretch of track that ends with his mother's dying day. When he hits that day the cart will go flying off, and the remaining years of his life will be years of ruin and turmoil until he eventually crashes and burns. Of course even now there are ways in which he could try to save himself, to slow the cart, to soften the coming blow. Maybe they'd work, maybe they wouldn't. Maybe he's already doomed either way. But rather than lifting even so much as a finger to do as little as even try, Chris has chosen to shut his eyes and believe that one day his fantasy ride will merge with the one he's on, sending him into his own magical ride where he will be both the one in the seat and the one at the controls.

Shakespeare could have written one hell of a play out of his life.

Actually, come to think of it I think there was an episode of The Twilight Zone that's almost a perfect analogy of Chris' life. Seriously read the opening narration. That guy is basically Chris.

"CWCville! Next stop, CWCville!"

I don’t think his fall is as bad as everyone makes it out to be. He’s built A community around himself full of yes men that cater to his every need and protect him from the trolls. He has spergs giving him money every month. People are actually buying his cards full of art that isn’t his at horribly overinflated prices and he has been consistently going to cons on someone elses dime. That kind Of sounds like winning to me.
 
I don’t think his fall is as bad as everyone makes it out to be. He’s built A community around himself full of yes men that cater to his every need and protect him from the trolls. He has spergs giving him money every month. People are actually buying his cards full of art that isn’t his at horribly overinflated prices and he has been consistently going to cons on someone elses dime. That kind Of sounds like winning to me.

If what he has done with his life to get this is the price of victory, then it isn't worth the cost.
 
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