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Makaroni said:
Preg is still liking tweets from thot’s porn accounts
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And if someone were to bring this up to June, her reaction would probably be "What else is he going to do while the US-Canadian border is shut down, you vanilla normie?!" Oh, I don't know: Maybe keep his jerkoff sessions to himself? Maybe not show his thirst for other women publically?
 
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Just caught up on this thread, jesus christ what a couple. Who the fuck is engaged for 2+ years WITHOUT LIVING TOGETHER?! :stress:

They're both youtubers so where they live isn't even important. Looks like he really just drags her along until he's tired of fucking her.
 
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All of these recent dramatic events are taking their toll on poor Shuwu. She's having her own Biden moment:
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https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1241744509266014208 (Archive)

Not being able to see her neckbeard husbando and accepting that her lord and savior Bernie Sanders will never be president is having an effect on Shuwu's conative abilities. Sad!
 
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Honzou said:
Just caught up on this thread, jesus christ what a couple. Who the fuck is engaged for 2+ years WITHOUT LIVING TOGETHER?! :stress:

They're both youtubers so where they live isn't even important. Looks like he really just drags her along until he's tired of fucking her.
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I seriously think Preg probably thought it was all kayfabe for "the show" and didn't put much more thought into it. I'd bet money on the fact he initially thought he could just more or less ghost Shoe into getting frustrated and dropping the entire thing and is surprised as anyone else that the engagement is, at least officially, still on.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
And if someone were to bring this up to June, her reaction would probably be "What else is he going to do while the US-Canadian border is shut down, you vanilla normie?!" Oh, I don't know: Maybe keep his jerkoff sessions to himself? Maybe not show his thirst for other women publically?
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Maybe not thirst for other women or watch porn at all, because he’s engaged?
 
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june is relying (even though it’ll make her situation much worse) on twitter to be her safe space distraction from her dwindling relationship. i think at some point she’s going to become borderline unstable that it’ll be noticeable, and we’ll be right here watching her burn.

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darklord said:
june is relying (even though it’ll make her situation much worse) on twitter to be her safe space distraction from her dwindling relationship. i think at some point she’s going to become borderline unstable that it’ll be noticeable, and we’ll be right here watching her burn.

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Shes already having a near mental breakdown over Bernie losing the primary and borderline advocating for ANTIFA tactics. If this Pandemic doesn't break her, Trump's almost inevitable victory certainly will.

Which is extra hilarious because she was having the time of her life the last election when Trump won. Now she will be with all the dangerhairs she was laughing at reeeing into the wind.
 
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Normal people would be heartbroken they can't see their long distance partner for the foreseeable future, and would be trying to figure out plans to at least talk on the phone, video chat, etc.
Greg just throws his hands in the air and makes jokes about "RIP my relationship." Then immediately starts flirting with other women.
Get a fucking clue, June.

Edit: Lol, the comments on that tweet are full of people telling them they basically brought it on themselves for not living together.
 
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she's done a video on those 2 awful characters marvel revealed
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Archive (720p):















>Social distancing
>"Everyone's talking about Corona..."
>Mentiones that she lives in New York and that New York has the most confirmed Corona cases.
>Mocks celebs for how poorly they're handling Corona.
>"Dumb and pointless shit"
>"Scrolling through my feed mad online"
>*Quick summary of New New Warriors*
>*Quick summary of how shit "screentime" is*, very predictable takes
>*Quick summary of how shit "B-Negative" is *
>*Qucik summary of shit "Trailblazer" is*
>"The Best/ Worst late"
>"Because 2014 never ended"
>Points out some strange fanart of the everyone's new favorite superheroes
>"Imagine being non-binary"
>More predictable takes based around the non-binary point of view.
>Points out how out of touch the writer is
>Jokes about how poorly written the bios for everyone's new favorite superheroes are
>"This is somehow worse than someone making fun of a non-binary person"
>Shows some Tweets of negative reactions from non-binary people
>"I know what it's like to have companies pander to me"
>Points out how everyone's new favorite superheroes are blatant pandering
>"This Pear plushie is non-binary"
>"They are at least original characters"
>"Let the free market decide"
>"Hate-baiting"
>"Manufactured outrange"
>"The Redditor is honestly the worst character out all them."
In short, the video is just as predictable as you probably thought it was going to be.
 
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This just occurred to me.

Seeing how Sanders refused to go on the offensive, kept singing Biden's praises, it is clear to me that he is not into the fight.

Is it possible that Sanders is putting up an act to justify the millions his supporters, like ShoeonHead, had donated?
 
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L. Duse said:
This just occurred to me.

Seeing how Sanders refused to go on the offensive, kept singing Biden's praises, it is clear to me that he is not into the fight.

Is it possible that Sanders is putting up an act to justify the millions his supporters, like ShoeonHead, had donated?
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I think the donate page is still up on his website. If you follow me.
 
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L. Duse said:
This just occurred to me.

Seeing how Sanders refused to go on the offensive, kept singing Biden's praises, it is clear to me that he is not into the fight.

Is it possible that Sanders is putting up an act to justify the millions his supporters, like ShoeonHead, had donated?
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Topic for another thread I suppose but I think the Sand Man actually thinks he can still win. Going attack dog vindicates Hilldog and his "He's a bitter old fuck and everyone hates him"and I think, especially with Covid, he thinks he can demonstrate superior leadership skills and that's gonna somehow catapult him to victory.
 
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