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He is currently being farmed. Lmao.

I love how he's complaining about unbreakable poise despite only using mid stance pokes and low stance pokes.
 
DSP's 11-year legacy accurately potrayed in a graph:

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-EDIT- Boss beaten, 37-year-old-hermit-screaming-at-a-television-screen-segment over:

Nioh 2 stream stats rant rage2.PNG
 
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14 hours in, and DSP is just now learning about parries.

Which he'll never use.


EDIT: DSP just flat out said that he knows he has more viewers than usual, but that it doesn't matter "because it doesn't equate to any kind of income or anything, and I don't expect them to."

Just balls out said that he doesn't give a shit if more people are watching him if he doesn't get more sheckels.
 
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i've been awake for 6 minutes. love the smell of phil getting his ass beat in the morning.
 
I love that DSP is wasting his sloth talismans because he refuses to be within 25 feet of the boss.

Edit: DSP hates this game so much that he is going to do every side mission.

Also, I'm pretty sure he just said that the game is only fun when he can tank damage and one-shot enemies. Sorry, when "he gets better gear and can start upgrading things that's going to make it fun."
 
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Salubrious said:
I love that DSP is wasting his sloth talismans because he refuses to be within 25 feet of the boss.

Edit: DSP hates this game so much that he is going to do every side mission.

Also, I'm pretty sure he just said that the game is only fun when he can tank damage and one-shot enemies. Sorry, when "he gets better gear and can start upgrading things that's going to make it fun."
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You now remember that PR Tweet he sent about how he's "getting better" at Granblue and Nioh 2
He also doesn't yell at devs anymore, remember
 
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I'm going to be real honest with you. I had no idea this was a thing either (just looked it up) :lol: I'm still playing in Nioh 1 on PC, so I could have some fun with it.
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Replaying Nioh 1 myself to get ready for 2. Out of all the things that were nerfed this one status ailment still makes bosses a cake walk.

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Any Nioh 2ers here that can get me some inside meta cheese shit and if Phil's insistence on using the switch weapon is because it's a bit broken or anything? I only tune in for a bit here and there just to check it out.

Is blocking in the middle of getting a 3-4 attack string still best option than just trying to spam dodge/roll out of it like Nioh 1?
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Switchglave is a weapon for all situiations. It's fast and can do alot of damage and it synergizes well with omnyo magic. I think the thing to take away here is Phil still doesn't know all the mechanics. Godforbid he switched stances so he could dodge easier, doesn't understand that wearing light armor won't give you poise or toughness and refuses to learn counters or different skill besides just using base switchglave. It's why phil has to rely on sloth talismins and ranged weapons and if he has to fight he hits once and runs like a bitch.
 
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Salubrious said:
14 hours in, and DSP is just now learning about parries.

Which he'll never use.


EDIT: DSP just flat out said that he knows he has more viewers than usual, but that it doesn't matter "because it doesn't equate to any kind of income or anything, and I don't expect them to."

Just balls out said that he doesn't give a shit if more people are watching him if he doesn't get more sheckels.
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Didn't this fucking retard say he doesn't look at view count ever and doesn't ever know how many viewers he has. Now he knows he has more viewers than "usual", which is like 200 or less. Huh? Is this a contradiction?

God I love how much he hates Nioh 2 more than old school street fighter or frankly any other game. His flappy face makes a bigger frown than usual and he's a lot louder when he's complaining about how terrible this game is. But hey, anything for the sheckles, am I right?
 
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