Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[StrawberryDouche]

Video: Cook with Me
Date: March 22, 2020

Is it just me or does it look like Amy is staring directly at the pill bottles in the thumbnail?

What word is she trying to say at 0:15? Fueling? Filling?

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INTERIOR: AN IMMENSELY FAT AND STUPID WOMAN SITS. A UBIQUITOUS RED PLASTIC EATING BOWL AWAITS A ROUGHLY CHOPPED ONION. FAT HANDS FONDLE THEIR DISMEMBERED REMAINS IN THE FOREGROUND. A CAN ANTICIPATES ITS IMPENDING DEMISE AS ITS FORMERLY SANITARY CONTENTS HAVE YET TO BE EXPOSED TO THE PLAGUE OF AMY.

One snout.

Spoiler: kayme cooks: behold the horror- a recap

-It's Sunday

-Preparing a cabbage veshabul soup

-YOU CAN ADD MEAT!!!!

-Choosing not to

-IF she is extra hungry

-And needs a tiding over

-This will come in handy

-She can have a bool of it

-Separate containers

-And freeze it so SHE can have it

-Thoughout the week

-So she doesn't have chips

*children screeching; aburpt edit to royalty free music

-!!!!

-Amy butchers a Mexican squash

-Amy guts a yellow pepper

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Green onions are greusomely beheaded for your viewing pleasure

-Amy molests not ONE, but TWO heads of broccoli with her grimy piggy digits

-A caulifower meets a similar fate

-Hello, cabbage head

-LOOK AT HER BOTTLED SPICES

-Oh, a can of stock AND a bullion cube. Fancy.

-The dry spices are now rehydrating in this magical liquor of vigor and life!!!!

-Oh my God no

-Here is a jar of tomato pesto

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-In to this witches brew it goes

-Eye of newt, toe of frog...

-... wool of bat, tongue of dog...

-...adders fork and blind worm's sting...

-...LIZARD LEG AND HOWLET'S WING!!!!

-And here is the final product

-It's absolutely amazeeng

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-THE RICE IS NOT HERS!!!!

/end scene

 

[marjoram]

Video: Cook with Me
Date: March 22, 2020

Is it just me or does it look like Amy is staring directly at the pill bottles in the thumbnail?

What word is she trying to say at 0:15? Fueling? Filling?

Archive:
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A-mee seems to have never met a fresh vegetable before; the way she handles a knife is worrisome. And sitting down to cook, Amy Tsk tsk tsk. Soup looked awful. watery and under seasoned. Enjoy your veggie water all week long, Amy, I'm sure you won't crack in about....26 minutes,,,,

 

[Punkinsplice]

INTERIOR: AN IMMENSELY FAT AND STUPID WOMAN SITS. A UBIQUITOUS RED PLASTIC EATING BOWL AWAITS A ROUGHLY CHOPPED ONION. FAT HANDS FONDLE THEIR DISMEMBERED REMAINS IN THE FOREGROUND. A CAN ANTICIPATES ITS IMPENDING DEMISE AS ITS FORMERLY SANITARY CONTENTS HAVE YET TO BE EXPOSED TO THE PLAGUE OF AMY.

One snout.

Spoiler: kayme cooks: behold the horror- a recap

-It's Sunday

-Preparing a cabbage veshabul soup

-YOU CAN ADD MEAT!!!!

-Choosing not to

-IF she is extra hungry

-And needs a tiding over

-This will come in handy

-She can have a bool of it

-Separate containers

-And freeze it so SHE can have it

-Thoughout the week

-So she doesn't have chips

*children screeching; aburpt edit to royalty free music

-!!!!

-Amy butchers a Mexican squash

-Amy guts a yellow pepper

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Green onions are greusomely beheaded for your viewing pleasure

-Amy molests not ONE, but TWO heads of broccoli with her grimy piggy digits

-A caulifower meets a similar fate

-Hello, cabbage head
View attachment 1198513
-LOOK AT HER BOTTLED SPICES

-Oh, a can of stock AND a bullion cube. Fancy.

-The dry spices are now rehydrating in this magical liquor of vigor and life!!!!

-Oh my God no

-Here is a jar of tomato pesto

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-In to this witches brew it goes

-Eye of newt, toe of frog...

-... wool of bat, tongue of dog...

-...Adders fork and blind worm's sting...

-...LIZARD LEG AND HOWLET'S WING!!!!

-And here is the final product

-It's absolutely amazeeng

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-THE RICE IS NOT HERS!!!!

/end scene

I wish I could give you more than just a "winner" sticker, so here🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖
Your recap almost made me want to watch it, but then I snapped out of it and remembered how shitty Amy's videos are for real.

 

[FatalTater]

Cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower etc in a soup for Amy... I hope it's nice enough where she is to open windows for fresh air.

 

[weegrumpy]

The only kid home from school is her fancy imported slave child. Now she can do even less!

eta: This pandemic as been a huge boon to Amy. Literally nothing has changed, and free money is coming her way! Now she doesn't have to call in Miah sick from school so she can go contaminate Dollar Tree while they remain strapped in their car seats processing their spoon trauma.

I hate to disagree with the glorious @StrawberryDouche, but won’t it’s favourite feeding hovels, such as Wendy’s etc be closed, for its frequent gorgings sessions?

 

[krazy orange cat]

I hate to disagree with the glorious @StrawberryDouche, but won’t it’s favourite feeding hovels, such as Wendy’s etc be closed, for its frequent gorgings sessions?

They are remaining open for drive-thru, take out and delivery from services like GrubHub.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I hate to disagree with the glorious @StrawberryDouche, but won’t it’s favourite feeding hovels, such as Wendy’s etc be closed, for its frequent gorgings sessions?

I don't know! From what I understand, fast food drive throughs are being encouraged to stay open so people can stay employed and Amy can keep them in business.

edit: ninja'd by the kitty

 

[Maw]

What word is she trying to say at 0:15? Fueling? Filling?

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“I’m just using this as an extra fill-in”

 

[marjoram]

I don't know! From what I understand, fast food drive throughs are being encouraged to stay open so people can stay employed and Amy can keep them in business.

edit: ninja'd by the kitty

Uh-oh---just been posted in the Chantal thread that McD's is closing all their UK stores down for the duration..can the US and other fast food places be far behind?
Gonna be a lot of panicked and "starving" heffalumps "running" rampant if that happens.
Enjoy your crappy soup. A-me.

 

[XLCoffin]

I can’t stop laughing. A friend just sent me this coronavirus meme and it looks exactly like Amy’s ferals.

 

[Omega Man]

There's no way Fat Amy can put socks on without help.

It would be like trying to put a sock on a traffic cone.

Video: Cook with Me
Date: March 22, 2020

Is it just me or does it look like Amy is staring directly at the pill bottles in the thumbnail?

What word is she trying to say at 0:15? Fueling? Filling?

Archive:
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Random musings: It would really be a bummer to have to sit down to cook. Amy should rinse her vegetables, but then again, maybe she digs migrant fruit-picker feces. I do believe that is the famous Travellin' Road Oatmeal Bowl!

 

[krazy orange cat]

Uh-oh---just been posted in the Chantal thread that McD's is closing all their UK stores down for the duration..can the US and other fast food places be far behind?
Gonna be a lot of panicked and "starving" heffalumps "running" rampant if that happens.
Enjoy your crappy soup. A-me.

I think by the end of this, some folks will learn how to cook actual meals. A-me is not one of those folks though. I believe she is too stupid to boil water.

 

[Gawdamit]

That zucchini had brown spots because it was going bad and she cut it up for the soup. Couldn't watch the rest

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

INTERIOR: AN IMMENSELY FAT AND STUPID WOMAN SITS. A UBIQUITOUS RED PLASTIC EATING BOWL AWAITS A ROUGHLY CHOPPED ONION. FAT HANDS FONDLE THEIR DISMEMBERED REMAINS IN THE FOREGROUND. A CAN ANTICIPATES ITS IMPENDING DEMISE AS ITS FORMERLY SANITARY CONTENTS HAVE YET TO BE EXPOSED TO THE PLAGUE OF AMY.

One snout.

Spoiler: kayme cooks: behold the horror- a recap

-It's Sunday

-Preparing a cabbage veshabul soup

-YOU CAN ADD MEAT!!!!

-Choosing not to

-IF she is extra hungry

-And needs a tiding over

-This will come in handy

-She can have a bool of it

-Separate containers

-And freeze it so SHE can have it

-Thoughout the week

-So she doesn't have chips

*children screeching; aburpt edit to royalty free music

-!!!!

-Amy butchers a Mexican squash

-Amy guts a yellow pepper

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Green onions are greusomely beheaded for your viewing pleasure

-Amy molests not ONE, but TWO heads of broccoli with her grimy piggy digits

-A caulifower meets a similar fate

-Hello, cabbage head
View attachment 1198513
-LOOK AT HER BOTTLED SPICES

-Oh, a can of stock AND a bullion cube. Fancy.

-The dry spices are now rehydrating in this magical liquor of vigor and life!!!!

-Oh my God no

-Here is a jar of tomato pesto

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-In to this witches brew it goes

-Eye of newt, toe of frog...

-... wool of bat, tongue of dog...

-...adders fork and blind worm's sting...

-...LIZARD LEG AND HOWLET'S WING!!!!

-And here is the final product

-It's absolutely amazeeng

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-THE RICE IS NOT HERS!!!!

/end scene

@StrawberryDouche Thank you for your continued sacrifice, friend.
Thousands of cooking videos, millions of recipes, even more instructional videos, articles, and blogs about how to cook.

Yet! These deathfats are so lazy, so stupid, and so out of touch, that refuse to learn how to properly cook a meal. I know a lot people who are bad at cooking, but it’s imperative for these fatties to learn if they want to lose weight.

 

[Omega Man]

That zucchini had brown spots because it was going bad and she cut it up for the soup. Couldn't watch the rest

My Grandmother taught me to never, ever, eat the green shoots inside a white onion. Amy throws them right in the swill. Honestly, I never looked into whether that was accurate or not quite simply because Grandma was right about an awful lot of shit. Guess I'll have to look it up now.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

"Fill in meal"

This. Is. Not. How. Diets. Work. You. Dumb. Bitch.

Is she sitting the fuck down when she hacks those poor vegetables up?!

 

[Punkinsplice]

My Grandmother taught me to never, ever, eat the green shoots inside a white onion. Amy throws them right in the swill. Honestly, I never looked into whether that was accurate or not quite simply because Grandma was right about an awful lot of shit. Guess I'll have to look it up now.

They won't hurt you but might not taste the way you want them to. Sounds like Amy almost let her produce become inedible before she finally made this soup. She must have realized that replenishing food supplies will be tricky since canned goods are often gone (they are in my area). She might want to figure out better ways to use and preserve her fresh "vegabuls" post haste. I am disappointed that a country girl has so few life skills.

Edit for disappointing spelling and grammar.

 

[dismissfrogs]

This thread is too depressing to keep up to date with.

 

[Seven Vagànias]

Video: Cook with Me
Date: March 22, 2020

Is it just me or does it look like Amy is staring directly at the pill bottles in the thumbnail?

What word is she trying to say at 0:15? Fueling? Filling?

Archive:
View attachment 1198459

I see Amy follows the same school of cooking as Hamber, throw it all into the slop trough and hope it tastes like literally anything. Why is it that deathfats never know how to cook? Or even fucking Google a recipe?

Spoiler: An itemized list of all the deductions I took while watching.

• Not sauteing her onions. I bet Amy would have boiled any meat she decided to put in.
• No garlic, not even garlic powder.
• My god is her knife dull. I guarantee that knife has never seen any kind of sharpening. Not even one of those cheap slot sharpeners.
• Amy doesn't know what she's doing with zucchini, or any veshabul. The visible pauses while she figures out how to cut broccoli/cauliflower.
• Comes to cabbage core, visible confusion.
• KEEP YOUR STATION CLEAR.
• Dried herbs.
• Tomato pesto? For flavor?
• I'm going to assume based on Amy putting all of her veshabuls into the same bowl that she threw them all in at once. Nevermind the fact that she's got hunks of zucchini and shreds of cabbage in there. Nothing says yummy soup quite like soggy broccoli and crunchy fucking zucchini!
• Watery soup.
• I bet the only salt Amy keeps in her kitchen is there to rub into her kids wounds.

"Absolutely Amazeeng" yeah sure. I'm certain that the same soup made by even the most basically trained home cook would knock Amy out by sheer flavor. It's like the deathfats can only eat bland food.

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

Those poor vegetables didn't deserve that. (So many better meal option/opportunities/routes she could have taken that would have stretched those vegetables longer and made 10x better tasting meals) No bath before they were tossed into a filthy bowl after they had been hacked up by a machete welding overgrown baby. Just to be overcooked/boiled in overly salted water This whole slop will go to waste and be forgotten after the first day in the fridge.
1. What's so hard about hygiene in the kitchen? Wash your food. ALR has been guilty of this and I know for sure Chantal doesn't wash shit, including her hands.
2. Knife skills. Every knife I've seen these death fats use is either too small, too dull, or looks like a slaughtering tool, and no one knows how to use any of them.
3. Just because you throw everything in one pot/pan/cookie tray and throw it on/ over/ in some heat doesn't make it a meal. Stand tf up you beached whale.

Wooooooo srry you guys... The slaughtering/ butchering of innocent vegetables and calling it 'cooking' these past few days has got me a bit MOTI... Amy just got the brunt of it...