Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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@MrsFrizzle - Wow. We have at least three of a top five in common: Chuck D, KRS-One, and Queen Latifah. Possibly Missy Elliott too, and/or (see what I did there? Although the virgule is not considered appropriate for formal writing?) DMC (Darryl McDaniels).

@DrChristianTroy - For top five purposes, does Michael Franti count for his time with Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy? Because otherwise I might have to solve this by going with Dre.
 
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@MrsFrizzle - Wow. We have at least three of a top five in common: Chuck D, KRS-One, and Queen Latifah. Possibly Missy Elliott too, and/or (see what I did there? Although the virgule is not considered appropriate for formal writing?) DMC (Darryl McDaniels).

@DrChristianTroy - For top five purposes, does Michael Franti count for his time with Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy? Because otherwise I might have to solve this by going with Dre.
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Do what you do.

My Top Five (since I don't think I've actually posted it)- Nas, Jay-Z, Eminem, Biggie and Ice Cube. My sixth man is either Kendrick, Kanye or Ghostface Killah.

Yo @Cowlick, still waiting for you dogg.
 
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I lay out the terms and ensure they benefit him.

I pose the wager and tilt the scale in his favor.

I ask if everyone is okay with this situation.

And TJ Church runs away with his tail between his legs.

What's wrong? Does a clearly defined set of rules frighten you?

Also, I'm open to one further addendum. Mister Moo, if you're still interested in writing for such a competition, I believe few would object. As for the wager, a system like the payout for Pai Gow Poker would suffice. This means:

If TJ Church beats both of you, he claims the wagers.
If TJ Church loses to both of you, I claim the wagers.
If TJ Church beats one of you but loses to the other, then the contest is a wash.

Any objections or suggestions for improvements?
 
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deductionotaku said:
And TJ Church runs away with his tail between his legs.
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TJ said the rules were unfair to him even though the rules made it clear they were anonymous. This means either TJ didn't understand them or TJ knows his writing style is very recognizable because of how bad his syntax is and thinks we'd know it's him immediately or that he doesn't understand the rules in the first place. Since the former requires forethought and introspection, something TJ's very presence on this forum has proven he is incapable of, it's obvious the latter is true. Adding it to the list.
Also since this is obvious the only reason I'm posting it is to piss off TJ and get a response out of him. If he was smart he would have figured this out a long time ago and actually stopped playing into it.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] Trombon, get it right. (This mistake has been made before.) I never promised it will be taken down now, this week, month, or even year. I only said it will be done, & it will.

2] Nama, read that post before. However, the poster was biased against me to start with... In fact, like many members here, enough so to argue with me & attack me elsewhere, & then join a group doing so someplace else. (There has yet to be a group going against me that has beaten me or rivaled my intelligence level.) Also, if I were to agree to such a thing, I don't care if you have that ability or not, as you would be representing the group, & the competition is never to happen if my victory does not enable me to gain that or something else I actually want.

3] NGH, your comparison is incorrect, as is your definition of what something (unclear what) "is". Misuse of punctuation in that way is a sign of lower intelligence. (I am not the first or only member to post that in this thread.)... Not vastly-lower as your "friend" (factual or fictional) shows, but still lower as I know.
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@Cowlick you are one of my top 5's.
 
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I just had the random thought that TJ's teeth could very easily be used as a teaser image for FNAF 4.
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Nah. They're creepy enough. They're inhuman enough. But they're not menacing enough. They look like they'd shatter on their first bite of pudding. Doesn't really work with a series known for someone's frontal lobe being bitten off.
 
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I only post here because it is the only place on this trash-heap that calls itself a forum where I am allowed to post.

I was again forced offline, yet you all continue to post about/to me. Also, I have 50+ "alerts", which means you have no doubt referenced me &/or posted to me (as the previous post in this thread)...

Regardless, get offline for 5 minutes, each of you, hit a fragrance store & buy a new "Obsession". Then, use it to replace your old bottle & this always-pointless thread, & move on with your poor excuses for lives!!
 
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Cowlick said:
I only post here because it is the only place on this trash-heap that calls itself a forum where I am allowed to post.

I was again forced offline, yet you all continue to post about/to me. Also, I have 50+ "alerts", which means you have no doubt referenced me &/or posted to me (as the previous post in this thread)...

Regardless, get offline for 5 minutes, each of you, hit a fragrance store & buy a new "Obsession". Then, use it to replace your old bottle & this always-pointless thread, & move on with your poor excuses for lives!!
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If you really cared this much you'd make a YouTube video explaining why we should stop talking about you. You obviously just like us if you haven't by now.
 
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