Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He does have something. He can take them out to a sushi or Red Robin's dinner once a month. Furthermore, he can share his bottom shelf Brandy with the GenZ girls. This is something Lucas believes sets him apart, because other men cannot take their girlfriends out to dinner at all or buy such high quality alcohol. Let's not forget his Telomeres!

He has the right idea with bragging about his EBT card. Except he needs something of value a young girl would care about, like money and/or drugs. But then that's admitting you need to pay for a woman, which Lucas is above doing, I assume.
 
He does have something. He can take them out to a sushi or Red Robin's dinner once a month. Furthermore, he can share his bottom shelf Brandy with the GenZ girls. This is something Lucas believes sets him apart, because other men cannot take their girlfriends out to dinner at all or buy such high quality alcohol. Let's not forget his Telomeres!
Shame for the creep of Spokane he can't actually name drop telomeres anymore, even though he still spouts the stronger DNA bullshit. I'm still waiting for the Wuhan virus saga where he claims his superior DNA will get him through the sickness easily
 
Shame for the creep of Spokane he can't actually name drop telomeres anymore, even though he still spouts the stronger DNA bullshit. I'm still waiting for the Wuhan virus saga where he claims his superior DNA will get him through the sickness easily
He’ll probably just claim he had it and that having sex with him would be like a vaccine or something.

I’d take my chances with Coronachan honestly.
 
Lucas depends on the House of Charity for a place to sleep/eat. At those times he is surrounded by a bunch of homeless people. It's a possibility for a homeless person to get the virus and spread it in the shelter.
It's likely he will survive, purely due to how his body has got used to being in awful condition, and also since he has no friends nor family who want to be near him, it's unlikely there are many people to infect him. I don't see other homeless wanting to go near him, even without knowing he has mrsa
 
Has Lucas been posting on Instagram? I feel like he’s gone dark now for almost 2 days now.
3 days ago on Instagram posts. No stories, which are usually spammed with the same motivational quotes about relationships that everyone’s single 45 year old aunt posts.
 
What’re the chances that with 20+ Coronavirus infections in Spokane he’s on some kind of mandatory quarantine?
Timeline would mostly check out, plus he’s been sleeping in crowds of homeless people for a few weeks now.
If that were true he'd probably still have his phone and would definitely be bitching about it on social media. There is the very real possibility his phone is out of power or damaged or lost. Lucas doesn't come across as the type who takes care of his possessions
 
If that were true he'd probably still have his phone and would definitely be bitching about it on social media. There is the very real possibility his phone is out of power or damaged or lost. Lucas doesn't come across as the type who takes care of his possessions
Another possibility, he's in the mental hospital. Maybe @Nobleman can find out if Lucas is still showing up at House of Charity.
 
Another possibility, he's in the mental hospital. Maybe @Nobleman can find out if Lucas is still showing up at House of Charity.
He's not crazy enough to be committed to the hospital yet I would suspect. Lucas is a cunning enough predator to know to be able to just tread the line of not breaking the law and not getting thrown into the mental hospital. Plus the last time was his mom, and I doubt they give a shit enough to do it a second time since they don't care their son is homeless again during the Wuhan virus pandemic
 
I checked the jail roster and he's not in there. I am sure Lucas is seething with hate that he's not quarantined with a young hottie in his lap. Downtown is essentially a ghost town and it will be even worse as the governor is expected to shut the state down at midnight tonight. He hasn't had any young children to eye rape since, for the most part, as everyone is doing their part to social distance.
 
Vermont has put the most vulnerable homeless in hotels. any chance they've done the same there and he qualified?

Looking at House of Charity's website, they have quarantine rooms, showers, and protocols already set up so he may still be staying there and just not be online for whatever (probably dead, broken, or lost phone) reason.
 
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