Containment Random Chris Updates

If Chris were the same age on the outside as he is on the inside it likely wouldn't, seeing as how Chris never really grew up. This is someone who celebrated his 18th like a little kid would.
I don’t buy this whole mental age thing, he may be an immature near 40 year old but he’s still that age, maybe if people stopped handling Chris with kid gloves he’d mature a little like when Chris finally gave up on his attraction sign when Barb said it made him look retarded.
 
i do not understand the wire. All the other quartz bottles I see on google images don’t have wire!
also, he thinks Dasani is good water. :story:
Chris has ALWAYS been a sucker for corporate marketing. If the tv says Dasani water has all the vitamins and electrolytes a body needs he believes it no questions asked. Even though I bet my last roll of toilet paper lardass doesn't have a clue what electrolytes are or do.
 
I don’t buy this whole mental age thing, he may be an immature near 40 year old but he’s still that age
Even if Chris isn't actually younger on the inside -- which is possible with mental illness -- he still is missing a huge chunk of life experience, as well as intelligence and social skills. 40 year olds are typically in well-established careers (and family).

And of course, even if Chris is a kid on the inside, he can't exactly freely mingle with kids in the corpulent 40 year old body he has without making them (and parents) extremely uncomfortable.

his attraction sign [...] made him look exceptional
Chris likely still hasn't learned why that is to this day.
 
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I don’t buy this whole mental age thing, he may be an immature near 40 year old but he’s still that age, maybe if people stopped handling Chris with kid gloves he’d mature a little like when Chris finally gave up on his attraction sign when Barb said it made him look exceptional.

We all know Chris "gets concepts", even if it takes him a long time to really understand them.

Now imagine this: Chris is going on 40. He lacks even basic life experiences because of either his parents shielding him, or done purposefully by himself. He possesses the processes to understand dumb stuff he's done was "wrong". He understands trolls duped him a lot of the time.

He can either:

1. Admit that the majority of his youth was fucked up, mostly by his own decisions, even when people were trying to steer him back onto a better path.
2. Cope with it by pretending that no, he's still that young person, wanting to experience all the stuff he missed out on in all those wasted years.

I think it's all a coping mechanism for Chris. He doesn't understand what working is, and it probably scares the shit out of him reading posts about "how much I hate my job" or remembering the "hard work" he had to do when he was employed, or enslaved by Borb. He probably saw his parents fretting about what he was going to do with his life, and Chris, lacking any structure, because he was raised with "avoid people claiming to want to help you! Remember the grade school days!", and it scares him.

The one thing Chris is, and what he'll always be, is the base cautionary tale of how not to raise an exceptional child. At least if he went off his nut, hurt someone, and ended up in jail, there are actually are counselors in there that would have to help him to more of a degree than he's gotten.

Is Chris so far gone that he can't be helped? These days, it's getting on that. But he can always sink lower. Maybe losing the house will be that hard kick in the balls he's been needing all his life. Maybe not? Only time will tell.
 
Even if Chris isn't actually younger on the inside -- which is possible with mental illness -- he still is missing a huge chunk of life experience, as well as intelligence and social skills. 40 year olds are typically in well-established careers (and family).

And of course, even if Chris is a kid on the inside, he can't exactly freely mingle with kids in the corpulent 40 year old body he has without making them (and parents) extremely uncomfortable.


Chris likely still hasn't learned why that is to this day.
I agree he's not a normal 38 year old but he's autistic, most autistic people lack the social skills and the life experiences people their age have, most autistic people also suffer from mental health issues (According to this 80% of autistic adults currently have or in the past suffered from a mental health condition).

It's just I don't like the idea of "Younger on the inside", it's he's immature for his age, maybe I'm being pedantic but saying someone is mentally younger sounds like the start of a slippery slope to trans-age where they say things like 'Oh I'm not a pedo, I just happen to be mentally 13 too!'.

Also he might not have learned why he looked so dumb with his attraction sign but Chris did learn not to do it again, that kind of thing was probally what he missed out on by not hanging round with peers in high school who would tell him things straight instead of everyone just treating Chris like the special kid.
 
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i do not understand the wire. All the other quartz bottles I see on google images don’t have wire!
also, he thinks Dasani is good water. :story:
The bottle comes with one magic rock but that wasn't enough for Chris and he wanted to put another in so tied it on with the wire. Makes his $80 water bottle look ugly instead of just gaudy.

What are even the rocks part for?
He's into New Age spiritual beliefs and thinks the rocks have magic powers. He's got a bunch of them in his room too. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/discord-1-19-chriss-collection-of-magic-stones.65420/
 
It's just I don't like the idea of "Younger on the inside", it's he's immature for his age, maybe I'm being pedantic but saying someone is mentally younger sounds like the start of a slippery slope to trans-age where they say things like 'Oh I'm not a pedo, I just happen to be mentally 13 too!'.
I agree, most kids don't act like autistic manchildren. Most children are more self-aware and intellectually and emotionally more intelligent than Chris. Chris is socially and intellectually regressed than most children. He's never had his fist kiss FFS.
 
Ok, time to end the "Is he / Isn't he a pedophile" circlejerk once & for all.

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Lucas and Mimms are OG IRL trolls, they are infallible.
 
Ok, time to end the "Is he / Isn't he a pedophile" circlejerk once & for all.

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Lucas and Mimms are OG IRL trolls, they are infallible.
Lucas and Mimms? How old is this interview? Chris may not have shown any pedo tendencies in public at that time, but now that's he's been consistently recording and writing his opinions I'm pretty sure he would fuck a kid. He constantly says he's tired of "adulting" and identifies with kids like trannies identify with mental illness.
 
Even if Chris isn't actually younger on the inside -- which is possible with mental illness -- he still is missing a huge chunk of life experience, as well as intelligence and social skills. 40 year olds are typically in well-established careers (and family).

And of course, even if Chris is a kid on the inside, he can't exactly freely mingle with kids in the corpulent 40 year old body he has without making them (and parents) extremely uncomfortable.


Chris likely still hasn't learned why that is to this day.

After he was told that, in videos, you can see the attraction sign posted on the wall. I would have thrown it in the trash. Chris hung it up like was something to be proud of.
 
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