Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

There are very few clans that abide diablerie. Malkavians aren't known to be one of them, even with all their problems.

Considering even the Tzmisce have some hang ups about it and their are at least two major coverups regarding the Giovanni and Tremere to avoid the Carmarilla being totally discredited because of it, it's a pretty big deal.

She could be in a Sabbat Game? That negates the legal/moral ramifications of Diablerie even if it still drives you batshit insane....unlesss the Gm's shit enough to have her on a path first game.
 
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I imagine with Blowey Zoey's poor lifestyle choices and drug use, a Ventrue who tried to bite/turn her would vomit before they could finish the job. She certainly plays a Fishmalk, but if her choice of character reflected her IRL personality, she'd be an especially slimey Brujah, only without the physical strength. Sneaky, conniving, parasitic, toxic, happily uses and abuses other people for her own personal gain, she'd be a perfect World of Darkness character. She'd also probably be a Sabat.
 
I imagine with Blowey Zoey's poor lifestyle choices and drug use, a Ventrue who tried to bite/turn her would vomit before they could finish the job. She certainly plays a Fishmalk, but if her choice of character reflected her IRL personality, she'd be an especially slimey Brujah, only without the physical strength. Sneaky, conniving, parasitic, toxic, happily uses and abuses other people for her own personal gain, she'd be a perfect World of Darkness character. She'd also probably be a Sabat.
There was a MtA character who was a Nephandi and lured people into a caul with sex, Noted for being counter cultural and for quirks like tattoos and using the internet to communicate. Forget the name but she reminds me of Zoe except she's drawn attractively iirc
 
There was a MtA character who was a Nephandi and lured people into a caul with sex, Noted for being counter cultural and for quirks like tattoos and using the internet to communicate. Forget the name but she reminds me of Zoe except she's drawn attractively iirc

Jodi Blake, I think. One of the signature characters. But you know Zoe would want to play a Marauder because lolsorandom. Or a Cultist of Ecstasy because whore.
 
Jodi Blake, I think. One of the signature characters. But you know Zoe would want to play a Marauder because lolsorandom. Or a Cultist of Ecstasy because whore.


VA if anything she has a raging boner for cyberpunk despite not understanding the setting.
conversly quinn would be terrible at mage due to sheer complexity of sphere system and paragrim.
 
It turns out that the faggot responsible for this abomination is a buddy of Chelsea's: -


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This is one guy I wouldn't mind getting Holowka'd.
It will happen inevitably, Corona is going to hit the industry harder than disease did to Chelsea's health and it will be a tooth and nail gouge fest for attention. Marvel already withholds pay for periods of time and we all know what happens to companies that refuse to placate the beast
 
Nosferatu gang reporting in, the clan that Zoe REALLY belongs to
Yeah, I was thinking that too, but Nosferatu tend to be really competent and intelligent (at least from what I saw in VtMB) so I was hesitant to label her that. Plus, with how vain she is and how much she photographs herself its hard to fit that in. Though if you aren't a soyboy simp she's about as attractive as a car accident.
 
Zoe works as a Narrative Design consultant for a game company called HeartMachine

Well, it seems that following chars will be part of the game.
- a raccoon?
- Clom
- Plarm
- Thudd
- Gunnar



Edit: Name of the game they are working on is Solar Ash Kingdom
 

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VA if anything she has a raging boner for cyberpunk despite not understanding the setting.
conversly quinn would be terrible at mage due to sheer complexity of sphere system and paragrim.
Zoe likes cyberpunk because the aesthetic is "cool" and "edgy." It's the same reason people like her like "punk" in general. Anything deeper than shallow, surface level appearance she doesn't really get or care about. In short, she's a poseur.

It turns out that the faggot responsible for this abomination is a buddy of Chelsea's: -


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Of course he is. That makes so much sense. Pity for you that you don't have a vagina Daniel, or the fortitude to go trans. That's what it takes to make it as a shitty, talentless hack in this industry.

I mean objectively are Snowflake, Safespace, Screentime, and Trailer Trash (IDK) stupider than that shapeshifting neko character Zoe introduced to Hellcat that she got the blowfiles written for? Tough call. They're both really, really stupid, but the media coverage for Blowy Zoe's OC was a lot more flattering. Even the Comicsgate crowd didn't go all in on her work, probably because they knew that ripping into her garbage would just feed her victim narrative and make her more money.
 
She's bunkered in, playing Animal Crossing for quarantine & hasn't tweeted publicly for a week:1585162067481.png

more amusing than her own tweet though is this white knight desperate for milady's honorpuss:1585162194965.png 1585162241812.png
It's equal parts demanding and begging; DO this, I'VE done MY part, but now I'm going to NEED YOU to do yours on this thing I did for you that you never asked for :story: I can't tell if this is quarantine blue balls or par for the course
 
She's bunkered in, playing Animal Crossing for quarantine & hasn't tweeted publicly for a week:View attachment 1202732

more amusing than her own tweet though is this white knight desperate for milady's honorpuss:View attachment 1202737 View attachment 1202738
It's equal parts demanding and begging; DO this, I'VE done MY part, but now I'm going to NEED YOU to do yours on this thing I did for you that you never asked for :story: I can't tell if this is quarantine blue balls or par for the course
What the fuck is a "domme friend code"? Do I want to know what a "domme friend code" is?
 
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