Containment What If?

[Marvin]

Wigger Chris is my favorite. Like when he tried to talk "black" in the Lars call.

Seriously, dropping Chris into any situation that's alien to him is a recipe for hilarity.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Jamaican?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was Jamaican?

I refer you to Marvin's current Avatar.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris mingled with the local community and went to every popular event in Ruckerrsvillvirjinyuh?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris mingled with the local community and went to every popular event in Ruckerrsvillvirjinyuh?

More people would shake their heads in disbelief at Chris' antics.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris could manipulate the four elements?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris could manipulate the four elements?

his would have more holes than buttocks.

What if old Chris and tranny Chris represented a point in time where Chris figured out how to pass into different dimensions and tranny Chris is Chris from another dimension? Old Chris got to the other dimension and saw tranny him and got disgusted and saw all the hot tail walking around (other trannies) and wanted all of the hot boyfriend-free girl action. What would Chris do when the trannies panties came down?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris could manipulate the four elements?

He'd be Avaturd the Last Shitbender.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a vegetable?

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris was a vegetable?

all autists are essentially vegetables

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a vegetable?

He would have to shove himself down his own throat.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

He'd be Avaturd the Last Shitbender.

You mean the Last Duckbender

Also, what if Chris took a genetic ancestry test like 23andme?

 

[Tsukiko]

You mean the Last Duckbender

Also, what if Chris took a genetic ancestry test like 23andme?

It would tell him he's related to someone really cool, but he'd be anally annihilated that it didn't mention his 1/32 Cherokian ancestry.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

It would tell him he's related to someone really cool, but he'd be anally annihilated that it didn't mention his 1/32 Cherokian ancestry.

He'd probably find out his Cherokian ancestor was actually a Niggo

Off-Topic: I found out the other day from my results that I'm 0.2% Niggo and 0.2% Snyder

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if kengle kidnapped chris to ISIS?
and chris actually likes and joins in?

 

[DrunkTails]

He'd probably find out his Cherokian ancestor was actually a Niggo

Off-Topic: I found out the other day from my results that I'm 0.2% Niggo and 0.2% Snyder

Careful there buddy. Chris might call you a bastard or even try to run you over.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if kengle kidnapped chris to ISIS?
and chris actually likes and joins in?

He'd finally have the means to suicide bomb Sega's American offices. Its the next logical step from glitter bombing at least.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

He'd finally have the means to suicide bomb Sega's American offices. Its the next logical step from glitter bombing at least.

"GODBEAR AKBAR!!!!!!"

 

[AN/ALR56]

"GODBEAR AKBAR!!!!!!"

Glitterbombing taken to a whole new level....

 

[Captain Homicide]

"GODBEAR AKBAR!!!!!!"

But would he get his 72 boyfriend-free girls?