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If the appeals go Vic's way, and Ron can't even afford good snacks anymore, he should consider a career as a men's life coach.

All he'd need to do is take some of his greatest hits just from this Weeb Wars situation, maybe mix in some things we don't know about, put it all into a PowerPoint, and he's set. He could market it as a "What Not To Do" sort of thing.

When the dudes in audience are cringing hard as fuck halfway through, he can get all Billy Mays about it.

"But wait, there's more!"

Shit, he could even use it as emergency psychological services. Say we have a man that just fucking hates himself and his life. Like, he's just done, he's decided he's gonna punch his own ticket, and nobody can talk him out of it.

Get him his favorite beverage, a comfy chair, and sit him down in a room with Ron's PowerPoint. After it's over, he'll leave that room a new man, ready to not only continue living, but to actually go out and do something with his life.

"You know, this whole time I thought I was a real piece of shit. Just not worth anyone's time, hell, not even worth continuing to draw breath. Then I watched how Ron Toye lives and acts, and saw the depths that a man can sink to, and I realized I'm actually a decent guy! Now, you gotta excuse me. I'm going to join a gym and go back to school," the man would say as he's leaving.

I'm telling you, it's an untapped market.
 
If the appeals go Vic's way, and Ron can't even afford good snacks anymore, he should consider a career as a men's life coach.

All he'd need to do is take some of his greatest hits just from this Weeb Wars situation, maybe mix in some things we don't know about, put it all into a PowerPoint, and he's set. He could market it as a "What Not To Do" sort of thing.

When the dudes in audience are cringing hard as fuck halfway through, he can get all Billy Mays about it.

"But wait, there's more!"

Shit, he could even use it as emergency psychological services. Say we have a man that just fucking hates himself and his life. Like, he's just done, he's decided he's gonna punch his own ticket, and nobody can talk him out of it.

Get him his favorite beverage, a comfy chair, and sit him down in a room with Ron's PowerPoint. After it's over, he'll leave that room a new man, ready to not only continue living, but to actually go out and do something with his life.

"You know, this whole time I thought I was a real piece of shit. Just not worth anyone's time, hell, not even worth continuing to draw breath. Then I watched how Ron Toye lives and acts, and saw the depths that a man can sink to, and I realized I'm actually a decent guy! Now, you gotta excuse me. I'm going to join a gym and go back to school," the man would say as he's leaving.

I'm telling you, it's an untapped market.
Ron should write a book about it and name it "How to hold a snack tray."
 
They forgot to delete it here: https://www.facebook.com/Realnewscommunicationsnetwork/videos/554483272082319/. So yeah Ron's cringe is still on Facebook.

And bonus of more of Ron praise wahmen
Compressed archive just in case (I'm disappointed no one has yet). Ron's body language is really off putting.


Edit - Removed since I didn't go back far enough to see that it was already archived.
 
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Compressed archive just in case (I'm disappointed no one has yet). Ron's body language is really off putting.
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@Kosher Salt did on page 332.

Anyways,
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"I'm done playing games with you."
So scary, Ron.

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I like how the cocky cuck talks about Nick wearing sneakers with suit, eventhough his own wife wore the same shit in court she wore days before at a con (The one with the Policeman as a bodyguard).

He's only bitching due to not getting wear his wifebeater & Remote-Laden Fanny Pack which he probably calls a "Utility Belt".

Edit: I just realized he roasts LemonWheeze in the 1st pic.
 
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Just read the new ronversations. Hope Ronny-boy won't off himself after cementing his "legacy" with his words&actions since those "internet trolls" will laugh at him forever and ever. :eli::semperfidelis:
Those threaths show he never changed and only changed his methods for abuse and his attempts at smart replies are so childish and sad, would love to see him try to drag Nick once again for conspiracy with Ty, it's not like he failed already...OH WAIT. :story:
 
I like how the cocky cuck talks about Nick wearing sneakers with suit, eventhough his own wife wore the same shit in court she wore days before at a con (The one with the Policeman as a bodyguard).

Has Ron seen his boomer shorts? They're certainly odd sartorial choices but Nick does not give one single shit so Soye Boye got no traction.
 
I like how the cocky cuck talks about Nick wearing sneakers with suit, eventhough his own wife wore the same shit in court she wore days before at a con (The one with the Policeman as a bodyguard).

He's only bitching due to not getting wear his wifebeater & Remote-Laden Fanny Pack which he probably calls a "Utility Belt".
Lets not forget about Roni Bois taste in shirts. What a gem.
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Well if he catched Corochan...he did make fun quite much of his own lawyer quite some times during the ronversations, it would be quite right for Lemwha to "return the courtesy" doing the exact same thing to Ron, no one would bat an eye on that. 8)
 
Those stupid gifs and failed attempts at humor are the clear signs of a man simmering in anger. It’s painfully obvious that he’s venting in frustration and rage because not once could he get one over on Nick.
What was in that screenshot nick sent to soyeboi? I missed the ronversations.
 
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