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BSV said:
I will tell you exactly why. For some reason that stream goal amused me so much. It's historically speaking probably the lamest thing I have ever heard of. "uhh ok guys I will put on a west if i reach my stream goal of 100$" The most low effort most exceptional thing I have ever heard. I could not resist. It's just so fucking ridiculous i had to make that happen. Some maniacal joke inside me could not let that epic idea slip away. Imagine a world where phil would have played last one of Trump's Chosen People simulator without his west on. NOT ON MY WATCH.
edit: (null and his word filters) it translates my insanity perfectly
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He's offered that "goal" multiple times in the past week and gotten money from retards like you to wear the vest. It's happened multiple times and only continues to happen because people think they're humiliating him. They're not. He gets exactly what he wants.

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Was the Citibank caller real or?
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I don't know. I think he's actually a debt buyer, but I may be optimistic. Either way, his call was justified.
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He's offered that "goal" multiple times in the past week and gotten money from exceptional individuals like you to wear the vest. It's happened multiple times and only continues to happen because people think they're humiliating him. They're not. He gets exactly what he wants.
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Can you even humiliate someone who has no dignity or standards?
 
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By withholding money such that he is forced to do things he actually thinks he's above doing.
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I just want to know how you think that is feasible, phil is by definition a bankrupt beggar. People are literary throwing him scraps. How can you be more degraded. By having a actual job where you contribute to society? NO DUDE you are not getting it at all
 
BSV said:
People are literary throwing him scraps
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Those scraps add up to more than $100,000 of income a year, and they have for going on about 8 or 9 years now. The closest we've gotten to true dejection was around Christmas 2017 when he had to come up with the state B&O tax for 3 years. Otherwise, it's been a never-ending series of begathons funded by people who either think "I'm helping!" or "It's just $20. He needs $3000."
 
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Those scraps add up to more than $100,000 of income a year, and they have for going on about 8 or 9 years now. The closest we've gotten to true dejection was around Christmas 2017 when he had to come up with the state B&O tax for 3 years. Otherwise, it's been a never-ending series of begathons funded by people who either think "I'm helping!" or "It's just $20. He needs $3000."
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In phils nightmare of a million credit cards and defaulted condos I don't think it matters. It's weird obsessing over a disaster not happening fast enough.
 
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BSV said:
In phils nightmare of a million credit cards and defaulted condos I don't think it matters. It's weird obsessing over a disaster not happening fast enough.
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Bottom line: Phil is more entertaining when he's not getting money. If you want to burn your money that's eventually going to a trustee or some bank, that's your choice. But, please stop for our entertainment purposes.
 
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BSV said:
In phils nightmare of a million credit cards and defaulted condos I don't think it matters. It's weird obsessing over a disaster not happening fast enough.
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I'm not looking to speed up anything. @darkwingosonichugorl correctly points out that Phil's infinitely funnier when he's not getting the money he feels entitled to. That's when we get full-on pissbaby raging about anything and everything, and he can be sent into a 30 minute rant with a single highlighted message in chat. That's the Golden Hour of DSP watching, imo.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Bottom line: Phil is more entertaining when he's not getting money. If you want to burn your money that's eventually going to a trustee or some bank, that's your choice. But, please stop for our entertainment purposes.
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This just makes me mad. I have contributed to 0.0002 % of what phil makes in a year. IT DOESNT MATTER. He is an adult man begging for money on a daily basis with no future at all. I have not done anything with anyones entertainment purposes. I have just amused myself. Some DSP detractors are obsessed lunatics. I am just a lunatic. If you haven't noticed. Phil is like a honeybadger he will just go on and we have no influence what so ever.
 
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I'm listening to the 341 meeting just now. Two observations:

1. DorkSinusPig is really good at talking to the IRS.

2. The "citibank" guy sounds like a troll. Is his voice a little familliar? How hard would it be to get in on a DSP conference call? (And would "citibank" count as a "creditor" even if they weren't recognized as-such?)

EDIT: 3. Was citibank guy doing all the beeping throughout? Hilarous.
 
AStupidMonkey said:
I'm listening to the 341 meeting just now. Two observations:

1. DorkSinusPig is really good at talking to the IRS.

2. The "citibank" guy sounds like a troll. Is his voice a little familliar? How hard would it be to get in on a DSP conference call? (And would "citibank" count as a "creditor" even if they weren't recognized as-such?)

EDIT: 3. Was citibank guy doing all the beeping throughout? Hilarous.
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the beeping was from people trying to call in when the call was full.
 
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BSV said:
This just makes me mad. I have contributed to 0.0002 % of what phil makes in a year. IT DOESNT MATTER.
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Those scraps add up to more than $100,000 of income a year, and they have for going on about 8 or 9 years now. The closest we've gotten to true dejection was around Christmas 2017 when he had to come up with the state B&O tax for 3 years. Otherwise, it's been a never-ending series of begathons funded by people who either think "I'm helping!" or "It's just $20. He needs $3000."
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