Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Silver Chariot]

But that’s the problem; we all can think of ten different stories that could go on at Canto Bight, because we know Star Wars and the hacks at Disney don’t.

Morally grey stories don't make money, apparently, according to Disney.
Just another wasted opportunity.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Just another wasted opportunity.

That should be the tag line for every Disney Star Wars product.

 

[Adamska]

Crime dramas or Weekend at Bernie's style stories would've been a good twist and different from the normal Star Wars. Nar Shadaa and even Canto Bight (though I still prefer spelling it Kantobyte) would be great for those.

Seriously, imagine the dark comedy potential of a Gamorrean and a Twilek pretending their dead Hutt boss is still alive, and then getting into serious shit with bounty hunters and Imperial troopers. Or doing a Chinatown or some Dick Tracy style shit on a corrupt shithole like Nar Shadaa.

Star Wars is great splice material for stories.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Crime dramas or Weekend at Bernie's style stories would've been a good twist and different from the normal Star Wars. Nar Shadaa and even Canto Bight (though I still prefer spelling it Kantobyte) would be great for those.

They kind of tried doing that with Solo but nobody saw the movie anyway. Which is too bad, since it's the best of Disney Star Wars (aside from maybe Rogue One but that movie was utterly forgettable outside of the last hour). They should've just cut Han Solo from it entirely, since his actor gives a barely passable performance and he ends up being outshined by Woody Harrelson's character the entire time. Shit, they could've even kept Chewie in the movie and had it end on a line like "so there's this guy named Han Solo who wants to meet us on Kashyyyk". Or have Han himself show up in the last few minutes just like Darth Maul did.

But the biggest problem is Disney's family friendly bullshit would get in the way, like how Han Solo can't smuggle spice anymore because that's a drug reference so he's hauling crystals, tentacle monsters, whatever.

 

[Flexo]

Hot diggity daffodil, everyone! Darths&Droids have finally reached episode 7. Now we'll finally get an entertaining sequel trilogy!

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So apparently the sequel "cast" is now called Rey & Friends (despite that aside from maybe Finn none of them actually know Rey, also I find this funny since this is what I've been calling these assholes for months) as revealed in a new cartoon released on youtube which also reveals that right before Plan IX, Rey & Friends fought jetpack nutroopers and weren't the least bit surprised by them like in the movie. Its clear the animators are copying the scene from the film with the jet troopers, but did they watch it on mute or something and miss the part where the characters don't know what jet troopers are (which was a exceptional scene to begin with)?
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Lucasfilm really is more disconnected than ever if they can't even maintain the simplest shred of consistency, although we already know that after pages from Disney's Alien Archive were shared here.

Also a new comic reveals that Rey was taught how to pilot a ship "properly" by Poe which I guess is a retcon to try and show that she's not a skilled pilot and only piloted the Falcon out of luck I guess because fuck it.
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Lastly Wookieepedia removed all the retcons and inconsistencies Plan 9 has from its Continuity section because they thought it was part of a troll campaign to point out the obvious. Even the most obvious ones like Luke's X-Wing suddenly being in working order despite being wrecked in TLJ. The Plan 9 novel goes further into this and "explains" that Rey fixed the wing by using the "door" to Luke's hut to patch it despite not being the case in the movie, and also there's the fact that the door's hut is the "door" to Luke's X-Wing.
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So there's no fucking way any of this makes sense yet Wookieepedia removed all of these details and more despite keeping inconsistency notes for other articles, but the Disney shit gets a pass of course because whenever its faults are pointed out then its just the work of trolls apparently.

This should just be the reaction emoji for this board to everything Disney is doing star wars related.

 

[King Dead]

Hot diggity daffodil, everyone! Darths&Droids have finally reached episode 7. Now we'll finally get an entertaining sequel trilogy!

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Auralnauts confirmed at the end of their Go to Sleep, Baby Yoda video that they intend on continuing the Jedi Party series with the sequels, so that's two possibilities for something worthwhile to come out of Disney Wars. Looking forward to the return of Creepio and the gang.

And now, because it cracks me up every single time:

 

[Flexo]

Auralnauts confirmed at the end of their Go to Sleep, Baby Yoda video that they intend on continuing the Jedi Party series with the sequels, so that's two possibilities for something worthwhile to come out of Disney Wars. Looking forward to the return of Creepio and the gang.

And now, because it cracks me up every single time:

lol nice! Hadn't seen that one yet and I love auralnauts.

I liked SFDebris' series where he subtitled Chewie there: "CLAP OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF."

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[XYZpdq]

lol nice! Hadn't seen that one yet and I love auralnauts.

I liked SFDebris' series where he subtitled Chewie there: "CLAP OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF."

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I still want more footage from the set where Mayhew is saying Chewie's lines in English and just screaming them constantly

 

[Kosher Dill]

Rey & Friends

I can't believe this wasn't a parody.

I'm pretty sure cartoon Rey smiles more in that trailer than she did in the entire ST.

 

[The handsome tard]

You know, not Star Wars related but now that Star Trek Picard is over, Trekkies now have their own "Jake Skywalker" in the form of "JL", Picard's identical cousin who is an old, slow and a complete beta bitch to everyone who isnt a straight white male.
Also they fucking ruined 7 of 9's character so badly its not even funny. Her actress talked in an old interview how Star Trek was all about showing a brighter future and it was refreshing...cue her playing her character in Picard who is older, defeated and molested by Alex Kurtsman's writing.
Just....fuck, man. Nothing is sacred.

 

[BipolarPon]

They kind of tried doing that with Solo but nobody saw the movie anyway. Which is too bad, since it's the best of Disney Star Wars (aside from maybe Rogue One but that movie was utterly forgettable outside of the last hour). They should've just cut Han Solo from it entirely, since his actor gives a barely passable performance and he ends up being outshined by Woody Harrelson's character the entire time. Shit, they could've even kept Chewie in the movie and had it end on a line like "so there's this guy named Han Solo who wants to meet us on Kashyyyk". Or have Han himself show up in the last few minutes just like Darth Maul did.

But the biggest problem is Disney's family friendly bullshit would get in the way, like how Han Solo can't smuggle spice anymore because that's a drug reference so he's hauling crystals, tentacle monsters, whatever.

Speaking Of Solo and Maul, would it be cool instead of Maul showing up last minute it was Prince Xizor yes some fans would be confused, but there would be alot less "Didn't this dude die?"

Funny you mentioned spice the latest episode of Filoni Wars or the Ahsoka show as I called it had Ahsoka and her nu girlfriends delivered spice, though Ahsoka said it could be used for "medicine."

 

[Flexo]

@The handsome tard - dude you posted 3 times.

Funny you mentioned spice the latest episode of Filoni Wars or the Ahsoka show as I called it had Ahsoka and her nu girlfriends delivered spice, though Ahsoka said it could be used for "medicine."

It amuses me how much people seem to not realize that medicine is drugs - despite being called the same. The problem has always been taking drugs when you're healthy and not needing them. After all, alcohol can be used as a disinfectant. Tobacco actually helps alleviate allergic reaction. (Knew a guy that didn't smoke but kept a pack of cigs in the truck just in case he was ever stung by a bee/wasp/hornet.)

Of course if the movie was smart, Solo would have just ripped off the firefly episode and have Han delivering drugs at first, only to find out some poor commoners need the spice instead for medicine.

 

[XYZpdq]

You know, not Star Wars related but now that Star Trek Picard is over, Trekkies now have their own "Jake Skywalker" in the form of "JL", Picard's identical cousin who is an old, slow and a complete beta bitch to everyone who isnt a straight white male.
Also they fucking ruined 7 of 9's character so badly its not even funny. Her actress talked in an old interview how Star Trek was all about showing a brighter future and it was refreshing...cue her playing her character in Picard who is older, defeated and molested by Alex Kurtsman's writing.
Just....fuck, man. Nothing is sacred.

I like "Star Trek Patrick". It's not Picard, it's just Patrick Stewart.

 

[BipolarPon]

It amuses me how much people seem to not realize that medicine is drugs - despite being called the same. The problem has always been taking drugs when you're healthy and not needing them. After all, alcohol can be used as a disinfectant. Tobacco actually helps alleviate allergic reaction. (Knew a guy that didn't smoke but kept a pack of cigs in the truck just in case he was ever stung by a bee/wasp/hornet.)

I agree, while watching it felt like they were teaching kids drugs could be used for good and bad, which is hilarious to see disney do.

I like "Star Trek Patrick". It's not Picard, it's just Patrick Stewart.

Is this Picard?

 

[ZMOT]

I'm pretty sure cartoon Rey smiles more in that trailer than she did in the entire ST.

disney wanted kids to see the movie too

 

[The handsome tard]

@The handsome tard - dude you posted 3 times.

It was a glitch in the forums, I thought it didnt post it. Kind of a delayed reaction. Thanks for pointing out.

I like "Star Trek Patrick". It's not Picard, it's just Patrick Stewart.

Patrick Steward is honestly a prick that has lost all my respect. He is a great actor but thats it.

 

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[Adamska]

You know, not Star Wars related but now that Star Trek Picard is over, Trekkies now have their own "Jake Skywalker" in the form of "JL", Picard's identical cousin who is an old, slow and a complete beta bitch to everyone who isnt a straight white male.
Also they fucking ruined 7 of 9's character so badly its not even funny. Her actress talked in an old interview how Star Trek was all about showing a brighter future and it was refreshing...cue her playing her character in Picard who is older, defeated and molested by Alex Kurtsman's writing.
Just....fuck, man. Nothing is sacred.

Oh, you didn't even get to my favorite moment: where they actually kill Patrick Picard and turn him into a robot. Why? Because now he can experience bigotry probably. Oh, and so he can punch people really hard and kill him. It's kind of like how that Romulan Elrond is just there to chop people's heads off.

Anyways, yeah, Picard is dead. Literally. And I don't care since it was never a real show anyway... just a spite fanfic written by malevolent tards.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

@The handsome tard - dude you posted 3 times.


It amuses me how much people seem to not realize that medicine is drugs - despite being called the same. The problem has always been taking drugs when you're healthy and not needing them. After all, alcohol can be used as a disinfectant. Tobacco actually helps alleviate allergic reaction. (Knew a guy that didn't smoke but kept a pack of cigs in the truck just in case he was ever stung by a bee/wasp/hornet.)

Of course if the movie was smart, Solo would have just ripped off the firefly episode and have Han delivering drugs at first, only to find out some poor commoners need the spice instead for medicine.

The whole Spice “having medicinal purposes” is a concept that dates back to the Jedi Academy Trilogy. Lucas himself actually came up with the concept because he felt it would make Han seem like not as shady of a guy in ANH (sort of a predecessor to the Greedo shot first autism).

 

[BipolarPon]

The whole Spice “having medicinal purposes” is a concept that dates back to the Jedi Academy Trilogy. Lucas himself actually came up with the concept because he felt it would make Han seem like not as shady of a guy in ANH (sort of a predecessor to the Greedo shot first autism).

I don't understand George Lucas's ocd obession with Greedo and Han. I know He didn't want Han to seem too much like a bad guy, but you can easily make the argument he shot out of self defense. Greedo was directly aiming a gun at him for christ sake.