Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Rabbit Bones said:
She doesn't live in a rural area. She lives in the largest metro area in Arkansas. There are absolutely dentists here. There are even regular free clinics blocks from her nigga hunting area downtown.
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As if she would ever go to one.

The moment anything medical goes down, Sammie rushes into the nearest bathroom, whips out her tits and starts taking selfies.

She was probably traumatized by Bentley's yellow sink disease and head full of water.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
As if she would ever go to one.

The moment anything medical goes down, Sammie rushes into the nearest bathroom, whips out her tits and starts taking selfies.

She was probably traumatized by Bentley's yellow sink disease and head full of water.
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quite the opposite actually. a few times in the thread she's gone to the ER (or at least claimed to) for tummy aches and "miscarriages" and for a while she was telling everyone she was dying from cellulitis. she doesn't care in the slightest about her kids' illnesses, but when she gets a little bit sick, the world is ending. except for that time she supposedly got raped and had a rape kit done in the emergency room and was posting duck lipped selfies on facebook while she was on the table with her legs in stirrups without a care in the world. that was weird.
 
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Meowzers said:
quite the opposite actually. a few times in the thread she's gone to the ER (or at least claimed to) for tummy aches and "miscarriages" and for a while she was telling everyone she was dying from cellulitis. she doesn't care in the slightest about her kids' illnesses, but when she gets a little bit sick, the world is ending. except for that time she supposedly got raped and had a rape kit done in the emergency room and was posting duck lipped selfies on facebook while she was on the table with her legs in stirrups without a care in the world. that was weird.
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She's weird. She does do attention seeking munchie shit sometimes, like the dying from cellulitis and her ER visits for her tummy. But she's seemingly indifferent to her actual medical issues. She has a heart problem and diabetes, but she never mentions them. Hell, she has to be bribed to go to her doctors appointments. The fact she showed that same apathy towards her rape and the rape kit is mainly what makes me think it did actually happen. If she'd just been doing it for attention, she would have played it up, and been MUCH more hysterical about it all.

In other news. Sammie and Clarence are laying around in the dark eating chips and loudly sucking on each others faces. It's nasty.
 
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in that video she's just about five seconds away from whipping his dick out. i was kind of scared it would turn nsfw really fast, actually.
when are we getting a sammie sex tape, huh? i'm surprised there isn't one yet with how much she gets around and how addicted to her phone she is. i'm really surprised there's only two pictures of her udders floating around, too.
 
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She's actually watching Mukbangs. Nasty asian ones too.
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huh, i would have taken sammie to be one of those people whose idea of "ethnic" food is taco bell and chinese buffets. our girl's really out here watching koreans chow down on raw octopus. maybe she's a secret gourmet. that'd be so fucking funny.
sammie would be a great (by great i mean disgusting and horrible) mukbanger. she chews loudly with her mouth open and never stops shrieking and talking and hyena laughing when she eats. i'm sure there's someone out there who'd pay to watch her eat.
 
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It's funny she's keeping this drug addict thing up, considering she dropped the rehab lie the second she found a black dick to hop onto and LARP a marriage with.
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Clarence was always one of her NOTW that seemed actually re.tarded to me. Like, Dalton is clearly crazy, and I think Matthew Starr just wanted a warm hole to jizz in, but Clarence seems actually slow in da mind. And shit like this, where he's clearly going along with Sammies insane shit, just kind of confirms it in my mind.
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Hmm... I thought strippers needed to be conventionally attractive, like at least in the ball park. If, say, not the prettiest face, other assets such as a shapely figure and outstanding dancing/acrobatic skills to make up for that. Can you imagine a circumstance downmarket enough to need Sammie with her rictus face, cascading fat rolls and hog caller speaking voice?
 
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I just want to remind everyone of something that only occurred to me last night. Clarence was the one who cheated and got an STD and gave it to Sammie. Clarence was the guy who got "worms inside his body" and gave them to Sammie.... possibly more than once, as he didn't bother getting treatment for a while. The nigga of her life gave her his dickworms, and she's apparently forgotten all about it.

Also, sober and clean Sammie posted 9 videos last night of how to make heavily alcoholic drinks made with candy, icing, ice cream, jello and soda. She's working on getting her 11 year old body back hard!

Naterel birth, as every imaginary baby should be delivered.
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Rabbit Bones said:
It's funny she's keeping this drug addict thing up, considering she dropped the rehab lie the second she found a black dick to hop onto and LARP a marriage with.
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Clarence was always one of her NOTW that seemed actually re.tarded to me. Like, Dalton is clearly crazy, and I think Matthew Starr just wanted a warm hole to jizz in, but Clarence seems actually slow in da mind. And shit like this, where he's clearly going along with Sammies insane shit, just kind of confirms it in my mind.
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The way he's holding his mouth open in that photo reminds me of Null's profile picture.
 
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M-M-M-MY CO-RO-NIS!

Still think "yellow sink disease" is the ultimate Sammyism.

Also this makes a total of two (2) times she's acknowledged the "pandemic".

Any guesses on what she'll do with her share of Trumpbux? $1200 is basically fifty thou in Redneck.
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Is she even eligible? I think people who were claimed as dependents are not, and I’m wondering if mama B might have done so.
 
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