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I just thought of the possibility of a pornhub video where June is sucking Greg's dick and I'm trying my best not to claw my eyes out.
I'm sorry for the psychological anguish.

As someone who watches more amateur porn than regular porn, seeing her naked would do nothing for me. She's no different from the skinny toothpicks that appear on Nubiles.net
Understandable.

If Greg has to be involved, hell the fuck no. No one wants to see his lard

If its June getting railed by someone else or masturbating, I'd watch it
Hopefully she's either broken enough by the election enough to fuck anyone or she goes into denial and sticks to solos. No one is gonna pay if Greg is gonna be there anyway.
 
Or she could do "amateur" porn. She still has a nice figure, gets to show off the bolt-ons and her islamic "deviant" lifestyle while still avoiding fullfilling life choices and an actual job.
As someone who watches more amateur porn than regular porn, seeing her naked would do nothing for me. She's no different from the skinny toothpicks that appear on Nubiles.net
If Greg has to be involved, hell the fuck no. No one wants to see his lard

If its June getting railed by someone else or masturbating, I'd watch it
I guess Coronachan is upping the thirst in this thread.
She wouldn't be watched unless it's on liveleak.
"Leaf goes berserk and shoots up a shopping mall after the DNC nomination of not Bernie".
 
A porn video of these two <shudders> would be Greg doing nothing and pretending to be the boss, the pimp, the playboy while bossing Shoe around to do all work, which I'm sure it's how their sex dynamic works IRL.

Or rather, Greg ordering Shoe to stay away and look while he bosses some trans around to do all work and he just lies back.


ABSOLUTE CHAD.
 
not sure what June has done, but she has been looking very hot lately
She goes back and forth between a real cutie and guidette trash. My best guess is that she puts more effort into makeup and camera angles sometimes.
 

We're headed towards the salt galaxy at maximum warp

The inconsistent self-censorship is driving me nuts.

"Prove the r*** or shut the f*** up!"
"Like yeah, Joe Biden is a rapist"

Also, why the fuck are you censoring the word 'pussy', June? Is that transphobic now or something? You're almost thirty. If your army of Discord enbees are under the age of fifteen and don't like it when you discuss women's private parts out loud, maybe you should be considering things a bit.

On to the actual content of the video.
1) Only Sanders supporters and right wingers are talking about the charges. It looks opportunistic.
That's because it is, June. Everyone is opportunistic. That's why you've never mentioned "Fifty Shades of Bernie" until this video, because you have no interest in criticizing the guy on your team. Democrats will protect their guy, see Al Franken. Republicans will protect their guy. And their reasoning is laid out well in the video: Biden may not be perfect, but Trump is worse.

2) "And when I say feminists, I mean this kind" but "And when I say Democrats, I mean Democrats"
What is she doing? What type of feminism is it that you agree with, June? You have yet to clarify that in any real public way. If your position on feminism has evolved to the point where you have some examples of modern feminists that you agree with, why don't you make a video about that? You know, on your "main channel", rather than posting shit like this on ShoeonHead when you specifically have Brainlet as your "political channel".

3) The Russia scare is absurd.
I'm honestly not sure why this is a thing, either. Why do the Democrats care about Russia anyway? Has Russia done ANYTHING other than invade Ukraine in like...twenty years? I dunno, I'm not a boomer. My memory isn't that long. So on this point, June is absolutely correct.

4) "Fifty Shades of Bernie"
I don't...I can't...what? The way she refers to it, it's so gross. Like it's some sort of erotic fanfiction out of this seventy year old guy and she's totally okay with that. This is getting weird. June is behaving like an eighteen year old stripping her way through college and dating a jerk who flirts with other women and ignores her because she has major daddy issues, but if she has a single fucking problem with her father I've seen no evidence of it.

(For the people who aren't going to watch the video, Shoe brings up the article from 1973 where Sanders wrote and published in a newspaper "A man goes home and masturbates to his typical fantasy. A woman tied up. A woman on her knees. A woman helpless" or something, and then talks about women fantasizing about getting gang raped while they fuck their husband. Apparently it's supposed to be satire.

5) Believe All Women - Except Elizabeth Warren
June doesn't actually come out in support of "Believe Women", she just references it a lot as a way to point out hypocrisy in the video, except when it's applied to Elizabeth Warren. That's when she says something more interesting.
"This is why I think it shouldn't be called Believe Women. It should be called Believe Victims or Believe Assault Survivors or something, because otherwise you get these people who will use it to refer to words. Hurt feelings. Let's remind everyone, words are not violence. Being pinned against a wall and having someone put their fingers in you is violence. That's the lesson for the libs today."

See, that line right there makes me think she actually agrees with MeToo. Because the way she phrases it, it automatically assumes that an accusation makes someone a victim, rather than just an accuser.
 
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