Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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lol calm down
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There's the real problem! Except that's not really true and Luke is already past the point where he'd get perks for being young
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That's just plain false. Wanna tell us again how much research you put into this plan Luke?

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MY ENEMIES WANT ME DEAD
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except not really. Which is it Lucas? Make up your mind

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Why doesn't this miserable bastard just neck himself? No friends, no money, no skills, no hope. The best thing he can do is to prove the danger of troonery by adding to the stats.
 
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Nobody gives enough of a shit about you to want you dead, Luke. You can't provide us entertainment if you're not alive to sperg about Japan, anime, and how your botched surgery is helping you pass so well as a woman.
 
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There's the real problem! Except that's not really true and Luke is already past the point where he'd get perks for being young
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That's just plain false. Wanna tell us again how much research you put into this plan Luke?

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MY ENEMIES WANT ME DEAD
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except not really. Which is it Lucas? Make up your mind

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So we can just ignore him every time he whines about how his life is in imminent danger and he HAS to get out of the country and he HAS to have this surgery NOW NOW NOW? Because ngl, I don’t think having to use the dude’s bathroom is going to kill him.
 
Funny how it’s always the selfish bastards who whine hardest about how tired they are of being kind to others.
It's the selfish bastards who keep a running total of their kind deeds to look at and complain about how they were nice all these times and got nothing out of it. People who are actually kind do too many kind deeds to keep track of, and why would you anyway, because being kind is routine to them, and it would be like keeping track of every time you used the toilet.
 
Here's the real kicker. You cannot permanently live in Japan if you are not Japanese and are not married to a Japanese citizen. You cannot become a Japanese citizen at all if you are not Japanese.
Not true, you can do those things. You do technically have to give up your other nationalities if you become a full adult Japanese citizen, not that Luke would mind giving up his Fourth Reich passport.
Luke even gets 30 points out of 70 on the accelerated permanent residency points system for his doctorate.

He's not likely to get any of the other points though. Maybe a handful more for age (clock's ticking, Luke) but I don't see what else. He's not going to make any of the points for salary working at an eikaiwa, I'll tell you that much. And by all indications he's too goddamn stupid to get an N1 or N2 language qualification.
 
I don't know if it's funny or sad that he thinks all that surgery has made him more feminine, instead of the lop-sided masculine uncanny valley mess he has become. I'm going to go with funny, though, because he's such an asshole to people.
He saw it for what it was initially after the surgery, but blamed it on the swelling. By the time the swelling had gone down he convinced himself it worked. I seriously doubt he was able to tell the difference between the swollen version of his face he was horrified by and how it looks in his current state due to his face-blindness.
 
I don't know if it's funny or sad that he thinks all that surgery has made him more feminine, instead of the lop-sided masculine uncanny valley mess he has become. I'm going to go with funny, though, because he's such an asshole to people.
His screwy face comes from the same place as his assholery: his childish sense of entitlement. He literally thinks he deserves everything he wants, right now. Even if it’s not possible, even if it’s not practical, even if literally the entire world gets screwed over in the process. All that matters is his own desires. His messy face is the world saying, “Sorry, we can’t turn you into Anime Amy Lee, no matter how much you ‘need’ or ‘deserve’ it.”
 
Luke even gets 30 points out of 70 on the accelerated permanent residency points system for his doctorate.

He's not likely to get any of the other points though. Maybe a handful more for age (clock's ticking, Luke) but I don't see what else. He's not going to make any of the points for salary working at an eikaiwa, I'll tell you that much. And by all indications he's too goddamn stupid to get an N1 or N2 language qualification.

It's so transphobic that Japan only wants productive members of society to move there!
 
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