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It's more than just the flu when you've got Trump staking his political future on ramming through UBI
Not only is it more than just the flu when Trump, of all people, is handing out huge piles of NEETbux to everyone, it is more than just the flu when, to recap:
- Chinese nationals were caught smuggling deadly pathogens like Ebola and Nipah out of a Canadian BSL-4 lab in mid-2019, possibly with intent to use them in bioweapon experiments.
- A Harvard professor was arrested and his associates charged with smuggling after he was accused of taking bribes from Wuhan’s universities and a couple of PRC spies connected to him were caught sneaking unidentified biological samples out of Boston’s Logan International in an old sock.
- There are two biolabs in the city where the outbreak began, including a facility for holding diseased bats collected from caves that was 300 meters from the Huanan Wet Market, and the country’s only BSL-4 lab, a few miles south.
- China gagged doctors like Li Wenliang who tried sounding the alarm, but quietly began locking down their government buildings in anticipation of an outbreak.
- People rapidly flooded into hospitals in Wuhan by the end of January. The authorities began establishing police roadblocks, desperate to keep people from leaving Hubei in general and Wuhan in particular.
- COVID-19 victims are seen on tape collapsing and suffering mysterious seizures.
- China uses guys with mosquito foggers and tank trucks full of disinfectant to disinfect the streets and sidewalks in Wuhan.
- The limp-dick, chickenshit WHO downplays everything to placate their master Xi Jinping. They come up with the ridiculous-sounding name COVID-19 to avoid any SARS-like connotations, even though the virus is basically SARS-2.
- China builds temporary "hospitals" to warehouse thousands of sick people they lack the ventilators and equipment to treat. These buildings develop leaky roofs and start falling apart immediately because they're made of Chinesium.
- A worker at one of these "hospitals" leaks on 4chan that 200 to 400 people are dying per day there at that location alone.
- China starts freaking the fuck out, welding people up inside their apartments to contain the spread.
- Investigative reporters call crematoriums in Wuhan and find that they're at max capacity.
- College dormitories are taken over and converted into temporary infirmaries, as are stadiums and various other buildings. The temporary hospitals clearly aren't enough.
- Footage emerges of people in lockdown screaming in terror throughout the night, with an untold number of them possibly cohabitating with the decomposing bodies of their loved ones who died at home from COVID-19 and couldn't get a hospital bed. Carrion birds are everywhere, attracted by the stench of death.
- 40 mobile incinerators are moved into Wuhan for unexplained reasons.
- China isn't shipping out any products, because they've restricted travel for half of their population and all their factories are closed down, resulting in a 25% reduction in their CO2 footprint. Container ships are moored off the coast of Singapore because they don't have any products to carry. Truckers at US ports are confused because there are no containers showing up. Total supply chain disruption sets in.
- Over the period of about a month, the Dow Jones falls off a cliff, from 29k to 18.5k, a hilariously profound happening all on its own. People start losing jobs. Layoffs all over the place. Trillions of dollars in value disappear overnight.
- The US botches screening, with only 77 people screened in a whole week after South Korea had already screened thousands.
- Italy turns into a war zone with hundreds of deaths a day.
- Lockdowns in Hubei begin to relax.
- People find that they're collecting thousands and thousands more urns filled with their loved ones' ashes than you'd expect from a mere few thousand deaths.
- People in Hubei get mad and start rioting, after having been treated like fucking cattle. They get so mad at being told they still can't leave Wuhan, they overturn the police vehicles and start beating the cops with their own riot shields.
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