We need standardized butt measurements

[Y2K Baby]

Like shoe size.

Breasts have this because of "cups" (granted, there is a lot of nuance lost there but it's a good start) and even gays and bottoms can conveniently refer to inch-based measurements of the cock- unfortunately, width is left by the wayside) but the human buttocks is multifaceted and arguably, I would say, has far more variety than either of those two so we need empirical way of describing them.

Ideally, we need a measurement system for length (end-of-cheek to end-of-cheek), height (top-to-bottom of cheeks), and width (end of buttocks from end-to-end from a profile shot)

Simply saying he has a "bubble butt" or she has a "C-cup" butt is not enough. We need a new paradigm.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Simply saying he has a "bubble butt" or she has a "C-cup" butt is not enough.

Ok the "C-Cup Butt" one is a new one, but I thought words like "Ghetto Booty" and "Dunk-A-Dunk" were already acceptable units of measurements?

 

[Y2K Baby]

Ok the "C-Cup Butt" one is a new one, but I thought words like "Ghetto Booty" and "Dunk-A-Dunk" were already acceptable units of measurements?

Those are nicknames, idiot.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

As long as the phrases "PAWG" and "Badonka-donk" are part of the system you have my support. They're roughly equivalent, just one's for niggers and one's for normal people.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Only nigg᠎ers care about butt shapes.

 

[Y2K Baby]

As long as the phrases "PAWG" and "Badonka-donk" are part of the system you have my support. They're roughly equivalent, just one's for niggas and one's for normal people.

Badonka-donk >>>>>>>>>> PAWG

Only nigg᠎ers care about butt shapes.

Niggers are kangs.

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

I think it's already possible to do one of those measurements if you utilize the hip measurement you get when doing waist-to-hip ratios. Width could just be half of the hip measurement, since you have to measure from a certain area of the buttocks

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Someone needs to make a wonderbra for asses. An assbra.

Also "When you say ''LMAO'' too much"

 

[Lemmingwise]

niggas are kangs.

So let the wise men of wakanda pontificate in this thread.

I have a first contender.

Spoiler: NSFW - but who browses kiwifarms at work anyways?

 

[Y2K Baby]

Width could just be half of the hip measurement, since you have to measure from a certain area of the buttocks

That's inaccurate.

Someone needs to make a wonderbra for asses. An assbra.

Stuff like that already exists.

 

[Mr Himmler]

Someone needs to make a wonderbra for asses. An assbra.

Also "When you say ''LMAO'' too much"

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That's inaccurate.

Stuff like that already exists.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Banworld]

This, but for thighs. Tired of living in a two-body-party system, we need change.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

The end of this argument -

 

[DocHoliday1977]

The end of this argument -
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Someone made a cartoon illustration about genitals?

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Someone made a cartoon illustration about genitals?

Why are you obssessed with genitals, Pam? That sounds like an after-effect of your brutal Weinsteinian rape trauma.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

I’m always more focused on the sphincter itself.

 

[Wraith]

I measure butt sizes by how big they are compared to the typical white girl like Bree Larsen and my last ex gf. I call them Assleys. "I'd say she's about 3 assleys." Bree is about one half an assley.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Why are you obssessed with genitals, Pam? That sounds like an after-effect of your brutal Weinsteinian rape trauma.

How high did that psych test rate you schizophrenic?
I'm not going to tolerate your criminal convict attitude of gaslighting.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

How high did that psych test rate you schizophrenic?
I'm not going to tolerate your criminal convict attitude of gaslighting.

Oh yeah. baby, hit me with that word salad.
Fuck yeah.

 

[Recoil]

How high did that psych test rate you schizophrenic?
I'm not going to tolerate your criminal convict attitude of gaslighting.

Come on pam, you were so lucid this morning.