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Well, after the docs fixed everything else and started giving her the side eye, she had to come up with some kind of suffering that couldn't be disproven with a test.
Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job
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Uncle Meat
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That is classic ginger there! Melodramatic selfie - check. Self pity / I want to die. - check. Jesus will heal us, but I have it worse than you. - check. References to fictional illnesses / hospitalizations - check. Attempts to ingratiate herself to real patients - check. The only thing missing is lousy medical advice.
Maybe she got my card!
Maybe she got my card!
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Oh ho! I missed a big announcement in Anna's lament from yesterday - it seems Earth Mom finally laid down the law, because Anna-Whanna has a JOB.
Now, this could just be her usual "I do have a job, mom! I'm a very legitimate natural doctor and healer and life coach with lots of clients!" thing. But I'm wondering if Nancy didn't enforce a moratorium on Anna's unhealthy online life along with telling her youngest chick to contribute or get out.
Or, I wonder if Anna decided to hide her account because she got employed at the same time she was getting called out on r/illnessfakers, and didn't want people to find out she fakes CF.
Now, this could just be her usual "I do have a job, mom! I'm a very legitimate natural doctor and healer and life coach with lots of clients!" thing. But I'm wondering if Nancy didn't enforce a moratorium on Anna's unhealthy online life along with telling her youngest chick to contribute or get out.
Or, I wonder if Anna decided to hide her account because she got employed at the same time she was getting called out on r/illnessfakers, and didn't want people to find out she fakes CF.
BigTodd
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Could be. I saw it, but assumed it was just a reference to her "work" as a social media influencer or unemployed natropathic "doctor"
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Because it's Anna, "job" could be any one of her big to-do's that she likes to decorate her profile with. Last we heard she was totally an ice skating coach because she offered lessons to someone.
I hope that Earth Mom got her on the path to normalcy. Although, last time she had a real job she ended up having to be taken back home. Real school and real job were just too much for widdle Anna. And Health Nut likely saw her as a weirdo that they didn't want representing their business. Hence her termination.
Is Virginia one of the states that shut down all non-essential businesses? Because if so, Anna may be stuck at home anyway. That is if she even has a real job.
Uncle Meat
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She doesn't need a job. She need in-patient treatment for her insanity.
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This is also an awful time to go to the hospital, not only because you may come in contact with the coronavirus, but because there'll be people sick with garden variety colds and flu coming in there because they think they have it. That's why so many healthcare professionals are advising you to stay home unless your symptoms need medical attention. Is Anna going to be able to abide by that? This really isn't the time for her to manufacture a health crisis but since it's a personality disorder thing her mom will have to have her on full lockdown.
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If she goes to any hospital, she's gonna be sent back because she's not dying. We're not in normal times when doctors could indulge her shenanigans and say "sure, we're gonna schedule an appointment for you next week."
There is no "next week" anymore. Even if she fakes being out of breath, any test will prove she's lying and will be sent back home and even someone could call the police (in case you read this, Anna, I'm warning you out of good faith) for wasting people's time in an emergency. If she has some minimal self-awareness, she should know she's not going to get away with getting the attention she wants.
And, in the remote case some doctor buys her lies (which I doubt), she's still gonna be sent back home anyway because she's so sick she's a vulnerable person who can't be around very infectious people. I know people who have been sent home because their surgeries can wait.
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Or if she's stupid enough to go to a hospital despite not having it already, she could pick up a nice dose while there and then die of it.
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I do think it’d be funny if some of munchie cows got a visit from corona-chan but no one believed them.
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She's not gonna die by Corona. She's not even getting some middle symptom, I'm sure of that. Why? It's always useful, beloved people who die, people like Anna live forever.
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In a time of crisis, let Anna's exercise purging be an inspiration to us all.
Note the inspirational poop bag emojis. And the inspirational poop bag sticker on her car.
She is really making "bag of shit" her personal brand.
Note the inspirational poop bag emojis. And the inspirational poop bag sticker on her car.
She is really making "bag of shit" her personal brand.
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It matches her personality.
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"Earth Mom left me alone for 30 minutes and I ran until my shitbag exploded!"
Christ, it's like having a toddler. You can't turn your back for a minute or she'll purge from any hole available or make herself purposely sick.
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It might as well read, “I’m a absurd munchie” It goes well with her vlog mask.
I guess it’s appropriate she has a joke car sticker that only nursing home residents or staff would get. Everyone wonders why she has a giant thumb or condiment on her car.
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LOL, it looks like a cracked thumb indeed.
*thumb breaks*
"Well, I guess crap happens!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
FreeCandyVan
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Even knowing what it's supposed to be, I still can't see it as anything but a thumb
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I guess Anna is really hoping to make her temporary stoma a permanent one. Imagine wanting to poop in a bag for the rest of your life.
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that's what struck me, too. Her colon wasn't removed but she is looking forward to "a lifetime" of bypassing it for a stomach asshole.