Annoying/Cringey Internet Phrases

[Mr Himmler]

As the years have gone on, I’ve become increasingly more hostile towards what I perceive as the degradation of the internet into commonly used, unfunny phrases and generic personalities. I’m sure I am not alone in this disdain for the unoriginal and vapid culture that has developed on major social media platforms such as reddit, twitter, instagram, facebook, youtube, etc.

Phrases don’t necessarily need to be trendy or overused, just within the vein of trendy internet cringe culture. Screenshots, links, plain text all acceptable.

Here are some of the phrases I have hatred for:

“Who hurt you?”
“Who asked?”
“Mood.”
“Same.”
“LMAO/LOL/XD/*cringey popular emoji*”
“Me: does thing
Not me: also does thing

Hahahahahaha funny.”
“Hehehe owo look at me uwu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *posts picture of them being a whore*”

Spoiler: Cringe & NSFW screenshots

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Cringey relatable instagram post with worthless comments

Spoiler: Some shilling

I quite enjoy Apandah’s videos on Redditors and Discord Degenerates as being the cynical prick I am, I fucking hate all of these people, and can relate with his frustration.
Discord Degenerates
Redditors

 

[cumrobbery]

"heckin", "doggo", replacing c's and k's with double c's (i.e. "thicc", "hecc")

 

[d12]

This is more of a Twitch thing but the terms 'poggers' and 'kappa'.

 

[Mr Himmler]

"heckin", "doggo", replacing c's and k's with double c's (i.e. "thicc", "hecc")

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

"heckin", "doggo", replacing c's and k's with double c's (i.e. "thicc", "hecc")

I’d argue that thicc is it’s own word at this point, but it can get very annoying depending on who’s saying it.
Like fat women saying that they’re “thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal.” That’s not thicc, that’s fat.

But anyways, the ‘oof’ and ‘yikes’ crowd always annoys me. Nothing’s added to a conversation with that, it’s just squawking.
Say what you will about Soph, but she did make good points with on that in one of her videos. Saying ‘big oof’ isn’t an argument, it’s just a half-assed shaming tactic that doesn’t add anything.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

The simp thing was kinda entertaining at first but by now it turned into yet another buzzword that people aimlessly throw around

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The simp thing was kinda entertaining at first but by now it turned into yet another buzzword that people aimlessly throw around

Simp is the new Cuck. It was fun when less people were saying it, but overuse has ruined the meaning.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Nobody:
Person: does thing

its so fucking unnecessary, which brings me to the term "extra"...

 

[James Howlett]

Simp is the new Cuck. It was fun when less people were saying it, but overuse has ruined the meaning.

I thought simp was closer to "nice guys". But I also had to flat out ask someone like 3 weeks ago to figure that out.

Anyway, i dunno if it's that cringey or not, but I loves Null's meltdown over "AWOO!"

 

[cumrobbery]

I’d argue that thicc is it’s own word at this point, but it can get very annoying depending on who’s saying it.
Like fat women saying that they’re “thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal.” That’s not thicc, that’s fat.

It seems like there's an increasingly thin line between thicc and just plain fat and some people who obsess so much over "thicc" are starting to obsess over stuff that would more fit the definition of "fat", like Momokun for example

 

[Judge Holden]

Simp is the new Cuck. It was fun when less people were saying it, but overuse has ruined the meaning.

Does that mean in a few years we are going to get a nigger-hangingly embarrasing movie called Simp about a lonely manchild being driven to shoot up a gamer girl convention for fear of being officially labeled a simp by the international alt right insurgency?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Anyone who uses memes outside the internet deserves to be shot

 

[JambledUpWords]

“Whoosh”- for when you want to sound even more condescending
“Who’s here in X year?”- a cheap way to get internet likes on YouTube
“/sneed”- it’s used a lot on Reddit to show you aren’t being serious, but it also means your sarcasm isn’t that good if you have to put it there
“Fabulous”- internet gay culture has ruined this word
“I stan X”- as if celebrity worship wasn’t bad enough as it is
“This is a bop”- annoying way to say you like a song
“This slaps”- annoying way to say you like something
“Lowkey”- word is so overused at this point, that it has lost its meaning

 

[Eggsy]

that's so valid. you're valid.
all Smol Ace Demi Beans are valid.
i'm a Helpless Gay and that's valid.

 

[JambledUpWords]

that's so valid. you're valid.
all Smol Ace Demi Beans are valid.
i'm a Helpless Gay and that's valid.

Giving gay people the internet was a mistake

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

Cannot stand the word "Oof" because it started out as a meme from a children's game now its used to describe being emotionless towards a random situation on the interbutts.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

After hearing the term "incel" so many times, I've grown sick and tired of hearing it. The same also goes for "OK Boomer."

 

[Mr Himmler]

I’d argue that thicc is it’s own word at this point, but it can get very annoying depending on who’s saying it.
Like fat women saying that they’re “thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal.” That’s not thicc, that’s fat.

But anyways, the ‘oof’ and ‘yikes’ crowd always annoys me. Nothing’s added to a conversation with that, it’s just squawking.
Say what you will about Soph, but she did make good points with on that in one of her videos. Saying ‘big oof’ isn’t an argument, it’s just a half-assed shaming tactic that doesn’t add anything.

Fat disgusting pigs now have an excuse, they’re not morbidly obese “gonne die at 30-ers,” they’re just thicc and chonk. Fucking putrid.

Yeah I used to have this friend, coincidentally she was also a fat ugly pig, but my friend nonetheless. When I would talk to her, 90% of the shit she would say was just “oof,” or “big oof.” Is everyone socially inept these days?

The simp thing was kinda entertaining at first but by now it turned into yet another buzzword that people aimlessly throw around

Simp is the new Cuck. It was fun when less people were saying it, but overuse has ruined the meaning.

I thought simp was closer to "nice guys". But I also had to flat out ask someone like 3 weeks ago to figure that out.

Anyway, i dunno if it's that cringey or not, but I loves Null's meltdown over "AWOO!"

Simp used to be a MGTOW term only really shared in MGTOW circles. I never heard the term outside of MRA and MGTOW communities up until recently. As usual, right wing communities come up with great memes and ideas, then the normalniggers hijack them for internet points.

that's so valid. you're valid.
all Smol Ace Demi Beans are valid.
i'm a Helpless Gay and that's valid.

Gaskammer ist Validierung

Giving gay people the internet was a mistake

Giving gay people zyklon-b was a correct path. I’m convinced that all faggots are mentally ill at this point because 99% of the shit they post. Its either that they are mentally ill or the SJW academia targeted them as minorities and made them that way. I lean more towards the former as even the epic based redpilled faggots still act like degenerates, see b00t, see Blair White, see any Discord tranny libertarian/fascist/republican.

Another term I hate is TOXIC, I completely forgot to add this and I’m surprised because I hate it the most. Toxic is what mentally ill women call everything they don’t like because they have no personality, valid complaints, perspective, or understanding on how to properly argue against something. Everything is toxic except me, everyone I don’t like is toxic. If you ever want to torture yourself and get some chuckles at the same time, type toxic into twitter search

 

[Not Really Here]

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[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

Just look in the comments of popular and trendy YouTube comments and you will find them all there.