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You know who she looks like in the latest instagram story?

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Meowzers said:
"nars laguna buh-ronzer"
why does she talk like that? she adds syllables where they shouldn't be. buh-ronzer. ka-yute. guh-rate. puh-ritty. buh-loo.
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It's like valley girl speak and modern Californian accent had a speech impediment baby.

It's definitely intentional and she probably thinks it makes her sound sassy and glamorous.
 
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Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
It's like valley girl speak and modern Californian accent had a speech impediment baby.

It's definitely intentional and she probably thinks it makes her sound sassy and glamorous.
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somewhere up thread im too lazy to link she had a moment of clariy and said she wished her parents had done more or something. I wonder if the speech is intentional weather that the only thing parents made her to collect tugboat I mean youtube fame. And is a way of keeping at home"no you cant do tard level classes on things like flatting/cooking/whatever because noone will be able to understand you" as the grim reaer getting is closer weather will change.
 
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somewhere up thread im too lazy to link she had a moment of clariy and said she wished her parents had done more or something. I wonder if the speech is intentional weather that the only thing parents made her to collect tugboat I mean youtube fame. And is a way of keeping at home"no you cant do tard level classes on things like flatting/cooking/whatever because noone will be able to understand you" as the grim reaer getting is closer weather will change.
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I assume she has a speech impediment for the same reason Gracie has one, because no one in that family cared enough to put her in speech therapy. Kailyn said someone was coming over weekly for speech therapy, months ago, but considering how much she lies and how terrible Gracie’s speech still is, at almost six, I doubt that’s happening.

A lot of kids need speech therapy. It’s not an indicator of intelligence to have a speech impediment when you’re in the preschool through first grade stage of development. Speech therapy is good because it’s one on one treatment with someone who isn’t going to think your child’s inability to communicate is cute baby talk.

I think Kailyn draws out syllables because most of the words she knows are only one and she loves the sound of her own voice. If she just said cute instead of “cayouyout” she’d be quiet sooner.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
She applied a warm-toned foundation, and then used a cool-toned concealer ... Noooooo. I am so bothered by it, lol.
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She does stuff like that all the time.
She'll use cool-toned purple and pink eyeshadow, warm peach blush, and a dark purple or red lipcolor.
She has no idea about color theory, or color anything, except that thomthingth a priddy typa color.
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
She does stuff like that all the time.
She'll use cool-toned purple and pink eyeshadow, warm peach blush, and a dark purple or red lipcolor.
She has no idea about color theory, or color anything, except that thomthingth a priddy typa color.
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It's one thing to fail at pairing colorful eyeshadows with each other, and it's one thing to pick the wrong foundation to match your skin ... But dang. Her foundation and concealer weren't even close to matching. I cringed so hard during her entire face routine.

I know most people who are into makeup these days say to get a concealer that is a shade or two lighter than your foundation (I hate this technique, personally. I use conealer to cover blemishes and dark circles, not to contour). It's pretty obvious Kailyn follows this trend though, and she got herself a lighter concealer without even realizing the undertones still need to match the foundation. lol.

I figured this kind of stuff out when I was a teenager, when I knew next to nothing about makeup. And most girls these days figure this stuff out by middle school.
 
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In other news, Kailyn has been radio silent for a couple of days.

Considering how eagerly she’s been live-blogging the end of the world and instructing the rest of us on basic hygiene, the going theory is that she’s actually out having her weekend fuck-and-shop, even though people are not supposed to be going out, and she’s hiding it under the invisibility cloak of not posting your entire life on social media. If she posted pictures of her and Jeff posing in the drive-thru at Starbucks, people would rightfully give her shit for needlessly exposing her elderly parents and small child to coronavirus.

Either that, or Jeff refused to cooperate in this week’s fuck-and-shop, because quarantine, and she’s pouting.

Is Jeff secretly a hero, or is he still a zero?
 
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Broken Pussy said:
In other news, Kailyn has been radio silent for a couple of days.

Considering how eagerly she’s been live-blogging the end of the world and instructing the rest of us on basic hygiene, the going theory is that she’s actually out having her weekend fuck-and-shop, even though people are not supposed to be going out, and she’s hiding it under the invisibility cloak of not posting your entire life on social media. If she posted pictures of her and Jeff posing in the drive-thru at Starbucks, people would rightfully give her shit for needlessly exposing her elderly parents and small child to coronavirus.

Either that, or Jeff refused to cooperate in this week’s fuck-and-shop, because quarantine, and she’s pouting.

Is Jeff secretly a hero, or is he still a zero?
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Can’t he be both in this case?
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
figured this kind of stuff out when I was a teenager, when I knew next to nothing about makeup. And most girls these days figure this stuff out by middle school.
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StarkRavingMad said:
It's pretty obvious Kailyn follows this trend though, and she got herself a lighter concealer without even realizing the undertones still need to match the foundation. lol.
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Yes, but you're a normal person. This is Kailyn. She's basically an idiot and she's mentally ForeverTwelve, so her makeup will reflect that. She's Kai and she thinks that rules, not even the rules of makeup, don't apply to her.

She didn't use too light of a concealer because it's the trend, she used it for the same reason that she never finds a suitable foundation or why she never blends her concealer (or anything else): She's a fucking moron.
 
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