Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

most also add a slimming effect but modern technology hasn't yet evolved to the point of being able to slim down a 600 lb lard golem to normal size with a snapchat filter.

 

[Clintonberg]

Come on, gorl. Losing weight was supposed to solve all of your problems.

 

[Moonpie]

Snapchat filters always add eyelashes and a color contact effect which is why she constantly takes selfies on there.

And she has the mentality of a 13 yr old girl so there's that.
I believe SC is targeted at the teens. Not 30 yr old deathfats. The mask filter doesn't even fit across her gigantic moon face ffs.

 

[BallSamIck]

Amber is way to fucking stupid to think in that many steps.

She wouldn't understand half of the words you just said.

Not only too stupid. Gorl is too lazy. Anything more than the absolute minimum (and even then, it's too much) isn't happening. Might interrupt the 8th meal of the day.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I also wouldn't be ok if my eyebrows started to bald at 29.

 

[Dragon Lady]

Come on, gorl. Losing weight was supposed to solve all of your problems.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

go cry to someone else lol

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

At this point, I already know the economic fallout from corona-chan's reign is going to be 2008 on crack at best and completely catastrophic at worst if something is not done FAST. And because I know nothing about government funding or pandemic research and little about the inner workings of Wall Street and the national supply chain I have no idea what that something could be. The only shining light I can see through the dark is Albert losing her Adsense, spending her DrumpBux on exorbitant amounts of Amazon and Doordash, and then having NO money whatsoever. It could be a disaster of epic proportions and I hope that she will film it.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Here's a cheap armchair analogy. If you take the direct impact of the virus, then add the secondary medical impacts for people who have delayed surgeries & various treatments, the economic catastrophe that IS coming & all the social & societal fall out; take all that & compare it to trying to climb Mount Everest. We have just arrived at Base Camp. We still have to climb the damned mountain, summit & get safely back down. This is already creating economic carnage, will no doubt result in a number, (after or late in the pandemic), of civil wars & other conflicts.

We hit the reset button on the world in late December, have no way of knowing all the impacts but I can pretty much guarantee Amber, who is "not doing okay now, guiz" has not a single clue about any other ramifications other than getting sick. She had 6 years to lose weight, pick up some marketable skills & instead pissed away her time & money for short term indulgences. If she's not preparing for a very long period of little money coming in, she's an idiot. She should have been cranking out videos like there was no tomorrow these last few weeks & rake in as much $$ as she could. In the next several months, her view counts are going to drop, as will her AdSense.

The world, on the other side of this, is going to be a very different place & she doesn't adapt well to anything that doesn't fit her chosen narrative.

 

[Dragon Lady]

 

[marjoram]

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How apt. Amber's only ever had a virtual life....

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i know we are all team #nolaygsnowatch but i think i could live without seeing her bare larrygs if i could see her fall over and then get up without any assistance. she apparently falls a lot and blames it on a piece of dog food, a step, etc.

there was the time when she fell outside and there were apparently people walking by who saw, and my brain can't even imagine the glory of what they witnessed.

 

[Dragon Lady]

Or if she gets stuck in the shower again

 

[Fascist Ferret]

The only shining light I can see through the dark is Albert losing her Adsense, spending her DrumpBux on exorbitant amounts of Amazon and Doordash, and then having NO money whatsoever. It could be a disaster of epic proportions and I hope that she will film it

At least then she would understand why people were telling her to save money and get insurance...

This is already creating economic carnage, will no doubt result in a number, (after or late in the pandemic), of civil wars & other conflicts.

Tbh even before the pandemic I was expecting a US civil war or state secession. The political sides are so polarized and social media isnt helping.

Earlier someone said that the pandemic threat should be what woke her up and made her change, if nothing else.
I slightly disagree, because all her life she has never faced serious repercussions for her actions.

She wont learn anything until it's too late: she's already broke, she already loses a limb, her lungs have become unable to function, take your pick of the trauma.

 

[mekalekahi]

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No Amber, that 18” of “cleavage” isn’t okay...

After replicating ambers life this past week on quarantine due to the virus its no wonder she feels like shit 24/7.

 

[Twinkie]

She's been using that heart crown filter a lot and I think it's to hide the grays at her hairline

 

[ADHD]

She should have been cranking out videos like there was no tomorrow these last few weeks & rake in as much $$ as she could. In the next several months, her view counts are going to drop, as will her AdSense.

That makes me wonder if YouTube has already cut back on AdSense. It makes no sense for her not to be putting out daily videos when her entire audience is stuck indoors. She doesn't need anything special, just film one meal per day (that she's already going to eat whether she films it or not), call it a mukbang, collect shekels.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That makes me wonder if YouTube has already cut back on AdSense. It makes no sense for her not to be putting out daily videos when her entire audience is stuck indoors. She doesn't need anything special, just film one meal per day (that she's already going to eat whether she films it or not), call it a mukbang, collect shekels.

Planning for the future has never been one of Amber's forte. Indeed, when she was making a lot more money, she could have saved a massive amount of money, well beyond what she needs for bariatric surgery. But no, she had to feed every indulgence, from expensive Torrid hauls, to feeding her entourage of friends and acquaintances, to purchasing ghastly costume jewelry, and ordering countless objects that she may never use. Purchasing top-of-the-line iPhones for Becky, Eric and Rickie, two Christmas ago, was an act of pure recklessness, for someone not having a secure income.

I am sure that companies are cutting on Adsense and probably that YT is taking a larger cut of her income. She did not create a future for herself, and certainly not for Becky.

 

[Strong Tomato]

i know we are all team #nolaygsnowatch but i think i could live without seeing her bare larrygs if i could see her fall over and then get up without any assistance. she apparently falls a lot and blames it on a piece of dog food, a step, etc.

there was the time when she fell outside and there were apparently people walking by who saw, and my brain can't even imagine the glory of what they witnessed.

Lol, like that time she blamed her fall on her super dainty, baby butt soft feet. Ok gorl. We've seen your toes, we know your feet are probably crusty and gross.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]