Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

this will get me a "horrifying" rating but I wish trout mouth wrote and released music regularly. It would give us more to laugh at and it would take away time from harassing e-thots and celebrities.

I agree. It's one thing if his madness is contained; it's another thing if he inflicts it on unsuspecting instathots.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I agree. It's one thing if his madness is contained; it's another thing if he inflicts it on unsuspecting instathots.

He really is a disgusting human being. He is supported by his dotting parents and all he does is stare at the wall imagining how to get back at celebrities, hookers, and an heroes, that slighted him in some way. Instead he could do something more useful with his time like feeding ducks in the park, mopping up is drool, or...anything really. CWC (a literal retard) is more of a functional human being than this guy.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He really is a disgusting human being. He is supported by his dotting parents and all he does is stare at the wall imagining how to get back at celebrities, hookers, and an heroes, that slighted him in some way. Instead he could do something more useful with his time like feeding ducks in the park, mopping up is drool, or...anything really. CWC (a literal exceptional individual) is more of a functional human being than this guy.

Hilariously enough, CWC is actually a more prolific and successful musician as well, releasing not just songs, but full ALBUMS even before being discovered, just because he felt like it.

And even after it became a quest for China, the singstar challenge, then finally a troon thing, he still kept at it. He also made all his own music videos instead of paying others.

Chris is is the superior musician/videographer.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Hilariously enough, CWC is actually a more prolific and successful musician as well, releasing not just songs, but full ALBUMS even before being discovered, just because he felt like it.

And even after it became a quest for China, the singstar challenge, then finally a troon thing, he still kept at it. He also made all his own music videos instead of paying others.

Chris is is the superior musician/videographer.

When you put it that way, CWC is the Daniel Johnston of lolcows. Which makes Russ a shitty 5th grade pop-punk/skater band

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Hilariously enough, CWC is actually a more prolific and successful musician as well, releasing not just songs, but full ALBUMS even before being discovered, just because he felt like it.

And even after it became a quest for China, the singstar challenge, then finally a troon thing, he still kept at it. He also made all his own music videos instead of paying others.

Chris is is the superior musician/videographer.

CWC even has pages on Discogs and Rate Your Music. Russ can't even manage that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hilariously enough, CWC is actually a more prolific and successful musician as well, releasing not just songs, but full ALBUMS even before being discovered, just because he felt like it.

And even after it became a quest for China, the singstar challenge, then finally a troon thing, he still kept at it. He also made all his own music videos instead of paying others.

Chris is is the superior musician/videographer.

CWC even has pages on Discogs and Rate Your Music. Russ can't even manage that.

>TFW a delusional sped from Bumfuck, Nowhere has a better musical career than you.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This is just one Dude's opinion, but it seems to me that if Russhole actually had all the "REAL, RAW TALENT" that he brags about, then it wouldn't require "proper planning" to get on AGT. He'd just have to show up for an audition and get invited on the show.

Or, failing the talent part, that his great motivation would have helped him 'plan' so he wouldn't have to put his dreams off for a year (or 9).

Russ is like the counter-point to the saying 'fake it till you make it.'

 

[MistressCaridad]

>TFW a delusional sped from Bumfuck, Nowhere has a better musical career than you.

Gotta love that a literal pants-shitter like Chris has a more fulfilling life and finds more joy in things other than playing the victim than the metaphorical pants-shitting goblin that is Russhole.

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

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More early 2000s adult alternative schlock.
His music taste is the equivalent of lukewarm mayo on Wonder Bread.

 

[DrJonesHat]

More early 2000s adult alternative schlock.
His music taste is the equivalent of lukewarm mayo on Wonder Bread.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've heard him mention modern male artists, just female singers. All the guys he mentions where popular back when he was in high school or so, at least I think so. I don't keep up with modern pop stars.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

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Most heroes aren't dreaming about a slave harem of pop stars that suck them their penis, though.

Imagine being in that band and realizing a song you wrote about vulnerability was being used by a slackjawed stalking sped to whine about "plights".

 

[Free the Pedos]

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This post invites the comparison of Russ and Henry Cavill. Big mistake.

 

[The Dude]

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've heard him mention modern male artists, just female singers. All the guys he mentions where popular back when he was in high school or so, at least I think so. I don't keep up with modern pop stars.

Not even high school. A lot of the music Russ quotes is from when he was in elementary and middle school. So it's likely music his parents or the older Greer kids were listening to. But we all know how hip and in touch Russell "the Face" Greer is with the youths these days.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

This post invites the comparison of Russ and Henry Cavill. Big mistake.

Russ shouldn't be inviting comparisons between himself and almost anybody, honestly. While he's technically morally above say, a serial killer, or a high-ranking Nazi party member, most such people are more intelligent, harder-working, more charismatic, and more attractive than him. If he wants to make himself look good there are a few cows on this site that come to mind.

 

[DarkAlien]

How was he there at the drive through with no car either

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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Ah yes, we now know what Russ and a therapist would talk about.

except with more drooling and slurping (which is encompassed by another character in the same show, strangely)

 

[The Dude]

Russ shouldn't be inviting comparisons between himself and almost anybody, honestly. While he's technically morally above say, a serial killer, or a high-ranking Nazi party member, most such people are more intelligent, harder-working, more charismatic, and more attractive than him. If he wants to make himself look good there are a few cows on this site that come to mind.

I'll agree that Russell is slightly above a serial killer or rapist in moral superiority, but I'd put Russ below Nazis. The most (if not all) high ranking Nazi officials genuinely believed they were working towards rebuilding and improving Germany for the German people after they were dealt a grave injustice after World War One, and the low ranking Nazis were following orders in service of their country. Yes, their leaders made them do some heinous, fucked up shit in pursuit of that goal, but the goal itself was noble and pure: a clean, safe, prosperous future for their children.

Russ on the other hand is greedy, self-serving, lecherous, and petty. Russ doesn't care about anyone but himself, and he certainly would never work to improving life for others. The world could burn down around him and he would be happy as a pig in shit, so long as he had whores to visit. In the words of YouTuber Civvie11 "He's fucking greasy".

 

[The Great Citracett]

Hey everyone, here's a fun game!

Because of the quarantine, tinder is allowing everyone to use their "passport" feature to swipe on anyone anywhere in the world.

Which means anyone in here can sign up as a woman, and search for 29-year old men in West Jordan, Utah.

First one to find Russell wins stickers!

 

[StinkySnack]

Hey everyone, here's a fun game!

Because of the quarantine, tinder is allowing everyone to use their "passport" feature to swipe on anyone anywhere in the world.

Which means anyone in here can sign up as a woman, and search for 29-year old men in West Jordan, Utah.

First one to find Russell wins stickers!

If he hasn't been banned already.