Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[s0mbra]

Legit thought that was a mini bottle for a second. Nope, just giant fucking man hand

And "it's funny how transition makes you start caring about your appearance"

if kevie is caring for his appearance now I'd hate to see what he'd look like not doing anything at all...

Also I don't thi k he reads this thread. I feel like he's be constantly trying to argue and vaguepost about things said here much more obviously. Just judging by the way he reacts to people on his Twitter he needs to put back in their place. He's be having constant shit fits.

He pisses me off so fucking much with the "uwu so gay! Omg it's pink that TOTES means I'm a big ol bimbo girly girl huehuehbsvzvanxbz" shit.
Like I try not to get pissed at cows, but some times I catch my eye twitch ever so slightly reading some of the shit he says.

 

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Kev wishes more death to his enemies
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Spoiler: Full pic for context

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down with crapitalism
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look at dat HAND tho
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another stupid purchase his late aunt's money went to
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Kevin decides to dust off the old "headmates" act
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Kevie gets stung
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just us girls, right
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delusional
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what even
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Ryan gets stung
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Celebrating a person dying because you disagreed with them politically is a level of sociopathy I'm surprised still shocks me from Kevin.

This went from 0 to 100 to "Kevin" instantly. I also like the irony of Kevin saying "capitalism is a disease" as he purchases the thousandth plastic dinosaur toy to play with like an adult with down syndrome.

Guys, I don't think you know this, but here's a funny joke: this diseases causing a pandemic which is killing thousands of people has the same name as a beer.

 

[sadstuck]

Imagine dying, trusting your money to a relative, and then having that relative use it to finger his rot pocket to other troons fingering their rot pockets.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Wait, what happened to YOU'RE NOT MY MISTRESS? Is it just the one guy who gets this shit (conveniently getting yelled at by Kevin about his cat this time)?

It's psychopathic the way Kevin goes from "dsddfffdsd /////" with most people, to "just a sore point" (that he's conveniently never mentioned before). Anyone reading his timeline sees him interacting with 99% of troon twitter playing the dumb bimbo/"little girl"/furfag/inflation fetish etc, and he's perfectly happy going along with it. But every now and again he just can't help deliberately embarrassing someone else by being a stroppy dick and making them grovel an apology for exactly the same shit he loves taking from everyone else. It's cuntish, and he only does it for the power trip.

Curious as to whether there's similarities between the troons & hangers-on he shit-talks this way.

 

[CisTrans_Isomerism]

down with crapitalism
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Why is it always the white kids/hipsters from middle to upper middle-class families that grew up wanting for nothing, who claim to be Communists in their adulthood? This is partly a rhetorical question, as I'm fairly certain that the reason has to do with overwhelming entitlement and an overall ignorance in the areas of macroeconomics, world history and ethics.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

what even
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Kevin, a 30+ year old man who can't drive, pisses himself for fun, spends over 1k a month on toys, has never lived alone and can't even care for an animal as relatively low maintenance as a cat: I am fit to decide who has a crucial role in running a country.

 

[Hypnotised Chicken]

just us girls, right
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I don't know how I missed it but this whole time I thought Kevie's blue haired beau also lived on the farm?
Turns out they have never even met each other.

So... apart from Mistress the other troonicorns have no real relationship with our boy Kevin.
I guess he just turned up one day and was like "Well girls, dogs, cat and alpacas! This is my little dumb diaper slut Kat and he is gonna not help out and also live here! Now get on shoveling alpaca shit."

Beautiful.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Guys, I don't think you know this, but here's a funny joke: this diseases causing a pandemic which is killing thousands of people has the same name as a beer.

I think it's telling that he doesn't seem at all worried about the fact that he's living on an alpaca farm with a very low profit margin to begin with and people won't exactly exactly be rushing out to buy alpaca fur or whatever they're selling in the coming months. Maybe Kevie is hoping he can get his online porn career going in the coming months.

 

[AmbiTron]

I think it's telling that he doesn't seem at all worried about the fact that he's living on an alpaca farm with a very low profit margin to begin with and people won't exactly exactly be rushing out to buy alpaca fur or whatever they're selling in the coming months. Maybe Kevie is hoping he can get his online porn career going in the coming months.

Probably just confident that they can grift off the freakshow community they've established. Why ever actually work when people will throw money at you for being a genderspecial.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I think it's telling that he doesn't seem at all worried about the fact that he's living on an alpaca farm with a very low profit margin to begin with and people won't exactly exactly be rushing out to buy alpaca fur or whatever they're selling in the coming months. Maybe Kevie is hoping he can get his online porn career going in the coming months.

I don't have the time to go back through the thread right now but at some point in the past couple weeks he actually said Alpaca farms are recession proof.

Edit: tweet in question, small farms and luxury yarn already have a razor thin profit margin you mouth breather

 

[Shield Breaker]

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This will never not make me laugh, it will always make me feel better about whatever else is happening in the world or my personal life. Kevin lopped his junk off to live on an alpaca farm in southern Colorado. I'm doing well.

We should ask Null to make it an emoji. Something like :kevin:

 

[neverendingmidi]

I don't have the time to go back through the thread right now but at some point in the past couple weeks he actually said Alpaca farms are recession proof.

That’s pretty damn delusional, I mean even for Kevvie boy. I can see corporate level dairy farms/egg farms/meat of any kind farms being recession proof. But the tiny organic co-op types that normally charge $6 for a dozen eggs, or $12 for some kind of cheese? In a recession nobody can afford to pay that. And fiber crafts are even more niche and less needed than food.

They still need to pay for the farm, pay property taxes, miscellaneous bills for the humans, in addition to feed for the animals. I hope the land they bought greens up a lot, or they’re going to be paying for animal feed year round. I thought the area looked pretty bleak, not quite Toren and Kjel’s useless piece of desert bleak, but not exactly pastureland but then the pics are from early spring.

 

[stupid fuck]

this is coming from the dude who has close to 70,000 people blocked by his own admission

for the record - while Kevie may be a horny spastic shithead on twitter, his e-boyfriend there, Norintha, is a belligerent idiot hopped up on social justice. i usually don't bother posting his tweets because none of them are funny, but here's a sample:

Spoiler: Sfw - autistic screeching

okay that last one was pretty funny

gross


how socially maladjusted do you have to be to care this much about "twitter friends"


lol


more shitty art from Ripley

Spoiler: Sfw-ish fetish art

edit: old tweet lmaooo


edit2: @_01 deserves a thank you for keeping the OP autistically meticulously up to date with the perpetual tism flow. i highly recommend going back and re-reading the OP, even if you've been following Kevie since day dot.

 

[Pomme Poire Peche]

Why is it always the white kids/hipsters from middle to upper middle-class families that grew up wanting for nothing, who claim to be Communists in their adulthood? This is partly a rhetorical question, as I'm fairly certain that the reason has to do with overwhelming entitlement and an overall ignorance in the areas of macroeconomics, world history and ethics.

As you said, your question was rhetorical, but there is a handy graph here which describes the likelihood of rich kids being communists

"The striking thing about this is that anyone who thinks socialism in America finds its greatest appeal among the poor and dispossessed would be quite wrong...What it does mean is that if you were hunting for socialists, a good place to start would be in a diverse, metropolitan enclave of a big city in a liberal state, and among people who – to editorialize slightly for a moment – can afford to think socialism sounds like a good idea. You might almost say that the idea of overthrowing American capitalism is most popular among people who have done rather well out of it. "

"Candidates are supposed to pay attention to the voters' backstory, not the other way round": my E2 Summit speech - Lord Ashcroft Polls

 

[Norman B. Normal]

how socially maladjusted do you have to be to care this much about "twitter friends"
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Wait... despite being on Twitter since 2009, he's only been using it "in earnest" for three years, and he has more than 138,000 tweets?? If we generously assume that only 50 percent of his tweets were sent during that time, that still means he's posted an average of 63 tweets a day since three years ago. If he sleeps 6 hours a day, that means he's tweeted or retweeted 3.5 times per hour every single day since April 2017, and somehow still finds the time to buy loads of useless toys.

I apologize for saying that Kevin doesn't do any work, because fuck me if that doesn't sound like work. I'd rather put in a shift at one of the hellhole factories I used to work at in college than spend the equivalent amount of time porntweeting with a bunch of degenerate furries. At least building screen doors for a buck over minimum wage makes the world a better place, at least for the people who need screen doors.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

As you said, your question was rhetorical, but there is a handy graph here which describes the likelihood of rich kids being communists

"The striking thing about this is that anyone who thinks socialism in America finds its greatest appeal among the poor and dispossessed would be quite wrong...What it does mean is that if you were hunting for socialists, a good place to start would be in a diverse, metropolitan enclave of a big city in a liberal state, and among people who – to editorialize slightly for a moment – can afford to think socialism sounds like a good idea. You might almost say that the idea of overthrowing American capitalism is most popular among people who have done rather well out of it. "

"Candidates are supposed to pay attention to the voters' backstory, not the other way round": my E2 Summit speech - Lord Ashcroft Polls

It's much simpler than that. It's kids rebelling against mommy and daddy.
No using father's money and Harvard connections, I'll go be an illiterate hobo for 50 years, that will show him!!

 

[Video Games]

edit2: @_01 deserves a thank you for keeping the OP autistically meticulously up to date with the perpetual tism flow. i highly recommend going back and re-reading the OP, even if you've been following Kevie since day dot.

Thanks for the recommendation! The OP continues to be excellent. I relearned that on January 2nd, Kevin tweeted that he expected the dehiscence on his perineum to heal after three months. Later on, he lengthened his estimate, but as of now we're only a couple days away from that original deadline. How's the gaping wound, Kevin?

 

[James Howlett]

Thanks for the recommendation! The OP continues to be excellent. I relearned that on January 2nd, Kevin tweeted that he expected the dehiscence on his perineum to heal after three months. Later on, he lengthened his estimate, but as of now we're only a couple days away from that original deadline. How's the gaping wound, Kevin?

Originally it was 6 week recovery time I think. Then another few weeks. Then 6 more, I cant remember the last update, but I'm pretty sure Kevin has postponed getting stuffed with girl dick like 3 times since the loppening.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

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Stay the fuck out of the UK you ungenitaled cretin.

 

[Old Fart]

Why is it always the white kids/hipsters from middle to upper middle-class families that grew up wanting for nothing, who claim to be Communists in their adulthood? This is partly a rhetorical question, as I'm fairly certain that the reason has to do with overwhelming entitlement and an overall ignorance in the areas of macroeconomics, world history and ethics.

It's a bit like a billionaire buying and driving a Citroen 2CV, and taking to eating rye bread instead of lobster on toast for lunch: a show of being able to revert to a simpler way of living, but with the Rolls Royce still in the garage and the kitchen stocked with lobster anytime he might get tired of it. It's easy to be poor when you're rich.