Why Do Husbands Take So Long To Poop? We Take A Wild Guess What They Might Be Doing
Ladies, we tried our best to solve the mystery!
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Are you pissed at your husband for taking so long to poop? Does it leave you wondering what takes them so long to take a dump and sit in there forever? It’s annoying by all means where you can’t stop cracking your brains figuring out what they are actually upto. Switching off the WiFi, is also not an option because there’s enough mobile data to rely on. End of the day, you can’t really control it! But, the curiosity never dies.
We take a wild guess what they might be busy doing despite constant reminders to step out and vacate the washroom.
1. Reading the newspaper while taking a dump is a thing of the past. They scroll through their Twitter feed to stay updated with the world news and most importantly sports!
2. They have constipation and defecation issues, maybe? We know, an ideal bowel movement doesn’t take an hour.
3. Probably they are hiding from their wives for their perfect ‘Me Time’, and can’t find a better place than to sit on the porcelain throne.
4. Maybe, that’s where they brainstorm and come up with the best ideas for work and otherwise? How creative! Eww!
5. Probably they are hiding something?
6. Umm… to escape the chores maybe?
7. Stock up on the latest memes and broadcast it on WhatsApp!
8. Play games in peace without their wife shouting at them.
9. Planning the next prank on us!
10. Listening to music, but it’s so not pleasing. Yuck!
11. Counting the tiles on the floor? Wait! Even that doesn’t take more than a minute.
12. Taking a nap?
Okay, we tried our best to solve the mystery and took all the possible wild guesses we could. Let us know if we have missed out on any.
