Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.

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Honestly you might as well just pick all them door knobs now dude; just fucking end it all.

Literally cherrypicking the rare symptoms again by googling and misunderstanding papers again; by this logic I should be screaming in tard fear about how tapeworms can lead to brain death because that also can very rarely happen. GG you intentionally dishonest ape.

Seriously, what's the fucking point of dooming when you've admitted there's no value. Like, you admitted there's no value in continuing with this when faced with the scenario of people believing you.

Also really stupid to try and act like your tard posting is in anyway shitposting. No dummy, seven years of compulsive dooming isn't shitposting; it's a brain disease.

I legit just suspect you want everyone to be as miserable and scared as you are since you're the type of hypochondriac that gets scared of having a mega-ulcer just hearing your stomach growl.

Having any symptoms at all with this virus is rare.

If 4.8 billion people get infected with COVID-19 (as some epidemiologists have indicated with claims like it infecting 60% of the globe), then 4.32 to 4.56 billion will be completely asymptomatic or have only mild symptoms the entire time they have it.

Of the 240 to 480 million who develop noticeable symptoms, 48 to 96 million will have severe or critical COVID-19 and may die from it, and if the virus is allowed to rampage out of control, that latter group will die. All of them. More people than the number who died in WWII. That’s what could happen if we did nothing.

As it is, we’re already on track for a recession worse than the subprime lending crisis. Our global economy is such an over-leveraged pile of bullshit that a couple months of severely reduced industrial activity is enough to set us up for a decade of hell.

Haven't you considered that this thing might actually start a shooting war in our lifetimes?


Plot twist, it's turned into a story of revenge!

The plot dickens!

Better than being called a hive of angry bees I guess?

I mean apparently he's bitching about going to kiwifarms if some exceptional individual on that forum knows.

They all know. I had multiple people contact me all like “Why are you posting on Kiwifarms?” without any prompting at all.

Just, out of the blue, like they stalked me all the way here. I didn’t tell anyone. They all figured it out on their own.

Isn’t that kinda fucking weird? I mean, I don’t dig into their posting habits on other sites.

Imagine how catty these people are. “OMG *THASF* is posting on Kiwifarms, we must scold *THASF* now!”

Jesus. Get a life.

@Drain Todger so help me out, i've been speculating for awhile. why the name? did you have a suicidal moment and then "dodge" the train at the last second and your username is now some sort of coping mechanism?

I know, I know, thats a pretty autistic theory. But by god, you might just be autistic enough for it to be true, so I thought I'd ask.

The truth is far less tragic and far more autistic than you can possibly imagine.

I was one of the earliest adopters of Xbox Live. I mean, I had an account right when MechAssault originally came out in ‘02. I picked the name b00msl4ng, after the excellent Razer Boomslang mouse. People made fun of it over voice chat.

“Boomslangalanga”, like boomshakalaka. The Boomslang is a species of snake, ffs.

Next, I used the GT “Querulus”, which is Latin for “inclined to argue/quarrel”, but people made fun of that over voice chat, too.

“Yo Queerulus you suck balls.”

“Queer-rule-us? Wow, what a fag.”

One day, in Halo 2, I played a match of Team Snipers on the map Terminal.

For the uninitiated, this is what Terminal looks like:


My entire team quit right at the beginning of the match, because they were deranking. Deranking in XBL is when someone throws a match on purpose so they get matched up against weaker opponents they can beat more easily.

It was me versus four guys, all alone. I realized that in Snipers, that was not a disadvantage at all. You see, in close combat, attritional damage will chip away at your health and wear you down, but with sniping, it’s all about the headshots. Also, their scoring was dependent on my deaths. All I had to do to win was go positive. The enemy lined up, confident in their forthcoming win and superior numbers. They hadn’t counted on my perseverance.

We squared off in the train station, over and over again. I started killing them, one by one. I was consistently taking down one or two of them for every time I died. I was winning. They were losing, and they were furious.

“Quit, quiiiiit you motherfucker!” They screamed on voice chat. They even threw in some gang-teabagging to drive the point home, but I didn’t care. Every time I respawned, I calmly, methodically kept sniping them.

They tried bringing a Warthog into the equation. As they tried running me over, I lured them out onto the tracks, and the speeding maglev train that crosses the map crushed their conveyance like a tin can, its flaming wreck launched out of the train station and hurled to the ground below. I beat them with a 1.8 K/D. The post-game trash talk was a stream of loud invective.

I opened up the Gamertag change menu.

From then on, I was Train Dodger.

What's the firs thing that comes to mind when you read a title that says;
Pope Explicitly Condemns Trickle Down Economics as Immoral - and Ineffective

Well obviously it's "snap my neck cyber daddy".
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Someone on TV Tropes (not me) thought that was good enough to quote, if you can believe it:



Wait till you get to the Sarkeesian freak-outs where I got brutally dogpiled by SJWs all day while I tried championing creative freedom in fiction, and the perennial feuds between me and Gamesguy, a Chinese expat slumlord living in California who makes money flipping houses and brags about the Patek Philippe watches that he bought with money that he made from gentrifying neighborhoods and making them unaffordable for average Joes. I tried convincing him that money wasn’t real. He didn’t take it too well.

You are in for a treat.
 
@Drain Todger Do you ever watch any of the Metokur streams? He shares the same doomer mindset but finds an absurd and nihilistic humor in it all. Much healthier than mentally masturbating over it.

Though, Jim's still a heavy smoker, so the health thing probably evens out.

I've seen a couple of his vids before. Heck, I've seen almost all the talking heads on YouTube at least once.

Holy shit, what happened to his channel?


Well, anyway, I ordered 6 Baofeng UV-5R radios and one Yaesu FT-60R. In the event of an actual fucking apocalypse, at least I'll be able to talk to other ham spergs.
 
They tried bringing a Warthog into the equation. As they tried running me over, I lured them out onto the tracks, and the speeding maglev train that crosses the map crushed their conveyance like a tin can, its flaming wreck launched out of the train station and hurled to the ground below. I beat them with a 1.8 K/D. The post-game trash talk was a stream of loud invective.

That's an interesting story but when do you expect

[gets flattened by maglev train running through the thread]
 
Haven't you considered that this thing might actually start a shooting war in our lifetimes?
You don't archive this, but you do archive the TV tropes article talking about pointless bullshit?

They all know. I had multiple people contact me all like “Why are you posting on Kiwifarms?” without any prompting at all. Just, out of the blue, like they stalked me all the way here. I didn’t tell anyone. They all figured it out on their own. Isn’t that kinda fucking weird? I mean, I don’t dig into their posting habits on other sites. Imagine how catty these people are. “OMG *THASF* is posting on Kiwifarms, we must scold *THASF* now!” Jesus. Get a life.
You really don't belong here.
 
it's more likely they found out because a kiwi went to them looking for more info on you.

either way it really doesn't matter.

Not necessarily true. I know for a fact that those people lurk over here to keep tabs on this site. I know this because there was a big drama blowup on SB last year where those people outed @Rakdos92 as a Kiwi.

That was one of the reasons why I was disappointed that Happenings was split from Articles. All of a sudden, guests could see my posts, including the SJW asshats who cling to my coattails everywhere I go.
 
Not necessarily true. I know for a fact that those people lurk over here to keep tabs on this site. I know this because there was a big drama blowup on SB last year where those people outed @Rakdos92 as a Kiwi.
If this is the one, then his change of name is just as dumb as yours.
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That was one of the reasons why I was disappointed that Happenings was split from Articles. All of a sudden, guests could see my posts, including the SJW asshats who cling to my coattails everywhere I go.
Imagine if you had used a unique username and not copy/pasted your posts/onedrive links between sites.
 
Imagine if you had used a unique username and not copy/pasted your posts/onedrive links between sites.

Oh no, this is much better.

1. The drama keeps the thread bumped and the info on the virus clearly visible.
2. I don't actually give a fuck about being doxxed. Imagine being afraid of a pair of calipers.

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A pair of fucking calipers.
 
Your dad didn’t hit you enough if he was around. At least apologize to your mom ffs I can only imagine what she dealt with. No, I don’t need a long explanation of your childhood.
lol his dad was too busy jacking off to ponies with him. clearly he had no time for discipline.
i didn't clip the full conversation, but this was his response to me saying his dad built a foundation of autism with which his son could become the pony fucking child he's always wanted:

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