I keep checking to see if this living MRSA infection is dead yet and continue to end up disappointed.
I imagine Corona-chan is nothing to the amount of white blood cells she's got working overdrive to try and save her legs.
You know, I used to be disappointed, too. At this point though? I'm just fuckin' amazed. Like, in awe.
Don't get me wrong, she's a rotten (and rotting) ho, but goddamn this bitch is resilient. Truly a marvel of modern medicine. I'm quite interested to see how this whole outbreak shebang affects our munchie cows, Kelly most of all. Not even because of the intensity of her munching -- just because you know she's going to lose her absolute shit the first time she encounters a truly-exhausted medical professional who is truly, deeply tired of this bullshit and has exactly zero time to fuck around with fakers. I know in some places it's gotten to the point where if you've got preexisting chronic conditions/comorbidities, your ass might get left to bite the dust, because if it comes down to either you or, say, a young woman who
isn't a chronically-muching psychopath with leg-rot, guess who the doctors are gonna try to save first? Not yo' rotten ass, bitch.
I genuinely wonder if any of them are afraid. Plenty of normal folks out there with like, mild asthma, are getting their shit wrecked by COVID. It seriously amazes me that anyone would visit an ER right now who isn't facing imminent, for-real death. But who am I kidding -- this is the bitch who claimed she had a compromised immune system while taking photos of her
exposed, rotting legwounds while SITTING ON THE FLOOR of her goddamn hospital room. In shorts, if I recall correctly.
I'm starting to think she might be Lich Queen-tier unkillable, to be honest.