Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
I'll agree that Russell is slightly above a serial killer or rapist in moral superiority, but I'd put Russ below Nazis. The most (if not all) high ranking Nazi officials genuinely believed they were working towards rebuilding and improving Germany for the German people after they were dealt a grave injustice after World War One, and the low ranking Nazis were following orders in service of their country. Yes, their leaders made them do some heinous, fucked up shit in pursuit of that goal, but the goal itself was noble and pure: a clean, safe, prosperous future for their children.

Russ on the other hand is greedy, self-serving, lecherous, and petty. Russ doesn't care about anyone but himself, and he certainly would never work to improving life for others. The world could burn down around him and he would be happy as a pig in shit, so long as he had whores to visit. In the words of YouTuber Civvie11 "He's fucking greasy".
I'd say the opposite. Russ would absolutely BE a rapist if he could, when someone said he sounded like a rapist he said "maybe I am!" so I think he's around their level. As for Nazis, well, I'd hardly consider their goals to be noble and pure, considering they wanted to exterminate entire populations because they viewed them as subhuman. Russ is a horny, entitled little shit but he's not genocidal. I only put Russ above Nazis and radical religious extremists.
 
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His book gives insight into his thinking. In the book, Taylor says that his song was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for her. He really does think that all other guys treat women like shit, and he alone is the shining knight they've been waiting for, so he gets really pissed when he makes an effort to be nice and isn't rewarded with sex. Meanwhile, in reality, many men are nice to women (and other men) because that's what's expected of a civilized adult in today's society. You don't expect a reward for doing what's expected. And though he's never said it, I get the distinct impression that he thinks either he's the first person to ever write a tribute song for a celebrity, or at least he thinks it doesn't happen often. TS, because of her talent, and the fact she's quite a looker probably has some weirdo out there who's written an entire opera about her.
Russ is the kind of guy who complains that women get SO much special treatment in public because “people hold doors open for them.”

and then when you ask, “mate don't you fuckin just hold the door for whoever is behind you, regardless of gender? Do you just let that shit slam in the face of the guy behind you, because he doesn’t have tits?”

and then they clam up and get stroppy because OBVIOUSLY THEY DO FOR EVERYONE, but all other people don’t, despite all observational evidence to the contrary!

but you know he fuckin lets that door slam in a man’s face behind him...or rather, weakly shoves it open for himself and then scurries away from anyone behind him to avoid eye contact.
 
I'd say the opposite. Russ would absolutely BE a rapist if he could, when someone said he sounded like a rapist he said "maybe I am!" so I think he's around their level. As for Nazis, well, I'd hardly consider their goals to be noble and pure, considering they wanted to exterminate entire populations because they viewed them as subhuman. Russ is a horny, entitled little shit but he's not genocidal. I only put Russ above Nazis and radical religious extremists.

Oh I totally agree that Russhole would be a rapist if A.) He had the competence, strength and physical prowess, and B.) He could get away with it. Mostly A. I only put him above rapists because he hasn't actually raped anyone.

As far as Nazis go, genocide wasn't the goal for 99% of them. The end goal was to secure a safe and prosperous future for their people, which I think most people would agree is a noble goal. However, as I said earlier, a lot of the things they did in pursuit of that goal were fucked up: Lebensraum, the Holocaust, etc. But it was the leaders who decided that doing those horrific acts was necessary to achieve that goal. The people under their command were merely following orders, believing their superiors knew what was best to secure their future, even high ranking Nazis. I can't fault someone for following orders, but I do fault their leaders for issuing those orders.

The bottom line is they were serving their people, or at least felt they were serving their people. It was just executed in an atrocious way. And despite the horrible things that were done, they also did a lot of good for their people. And I put that above a self-serving, greasy asshole like Russ.
 
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Oh I totally agree that Russhole would be a rapist if A.) He had the competence, strength and physical prowess, and B.) He could get away with it. Mostly A. I only put him above rapists because he hasn't actually raped anyone.

As far as Nazis go, genocide wasn't the goal for 99% of them. The end goal was to secure a safe and prosperous future for their people, which I think most people would agree is a noble goal. However, as I said earlier, a lot of the things they did in pursuit of that goal were fucked up: Lebensraum, the Holocaust, etc. But it was the leaders who decided that doing those horrific acts was necessary to achieve that goal. The people under their command were merely following orders, believing their superiors knew what was best to secure their future, even high ranking Nazis. I can't fault someone for following orders, but I do fault their leaders for issuing those orders.

The bottom line is they were serving their people, or at least felt they were serving their people. It was just executed in an atrocious way. And despite the horrible things that were done, they also did a lot of good for their people. And I put that above a self-serving, greasy asshole like Russ.
I think comparing Russell to Nazis and rapists is missing the forest for the trees. Yes, Russell is a creepy, ugly, lecherous, smelly, and completely out of touch lolcow, but the thing that keeps him from earning the Horrorcow tag is that he doesn't actually do anything comparable to rapists or Nazis. Yes, we can sit back and wonder what would happen if he did, but the fact of the matter is he never has and he never will. What's earned him the thread is not the fact that he engages in Nazi-esque acts or defends rape/rapists (and if he has, feel free to prove me wrong), but the incredible incongruity between his actions online and offline. Online he presents himself as this macho ladies' man and gentleman who writes songs in his spare time, but in reality he's a slurping, drooling, deformed loser who believes he's entitled to fuck 9's and 10's, who then throws hissy fits when he can't.
We can make comparisons all we like, but at the end of the day, I think everyone here can agree Russell Greer is an ugly man (inside and outside) and nobody on this forum would suck him his penis.
 
What's earned him the thread is not the fact that he engages in Nazi-esque acts or defends rape/rapists (and if he has, feel free to prove me wrong), but the incredible incongruity between his actions online and offline.
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there was also the follow up to this, which I don't have a screenshot of now but which included such gems as "if she doesn't like it she can just close her eyes" and "it wouldn't be rape because it would be legal and rape is illegal".
 
Hey everyone, here's a fun game!

Because of the quarantine, tinder is allowing everyone to use their "passport" feature to swipe on anyone anywhere in the world.

Which means anyone in here can sign up as a woman, and search for 29-year old men in West Jordan, Utah.

First one to find Russell wins stickers!
Russell isn't on Tinder because the women are "too shallow". Aka they take one look at his pictures and reject him. Even covering up his mouth, he's an ugly motherfucker.
And for any poor girl who decides to give uggo a chance, you know he devolves into niceguy(tm) bullshit faster than you can say "drool", or mentions that he sued Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande. U-u-unmatched.
 
Russell isn't on Tinder because the women are "too shallow". Aka they take one look at his pictures and reject him. Even covering up his mouth, he's an ugly motherfucker.
And for any poor girl who decides to give uggo a chance, you know he devolves into niceguy(tm) bullshit faster than you can say "drool", or mentions that he sued Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande. U-u-unmatched.


The only proper date Russ has ever had with a woman was a court date. lol
 
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there was also the follow up to this, which I don't have a screenshot of now but which included such gems as "if she doesn't like it she can just close her eyes" and "it wouldn't be rape because it would be legal and rape is illegal".

Unfortunately I could only find the redacted version, but you can see it's him from the user image.

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Russell isn't on Tinder because the women are "too shallow". Aka they take one look at his pictures and reject him. Even covering up his mouth, he's an ugly motherfucker.
And for any poor girl who decides to give uggo a chance, you know he devolves into niceguy(tm) bullshit faster than you can say "drool", or mentions that he sued Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande. U-u-unmatched.

Russhole has also gone on record that he has no sympathy with women who end up with "Tinder nightmare stories" (AKA getting raped/assaulted/murdered), because he kept being turned down so it's their own fault for not going out with a Nice Guy (TM) like him! Yes, you heard that right, Russhole thinks women who get raped or killed by their Tinder dates deserved it, because it was their own fault they went out with guys that weren't him! 🤮

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Russell isn't on Tinder because the women are "too shallow". Aka they take one look at his pictures and reject him. Even covering up his mouth, he's an ugly motherfucker.

He said he stopped using tinder but I don't trust anything he says. Tinder is an easy way to gawk and get mad at women for not finding you attractive. I would not be at all surprised if he tried it out with his misrepresentation smile photo.
 
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Remember riding 12 hours on a bus to spend $1500 for an hour with a hooker?

AWESOME.

Ah Chris Farley, a grossly fat man who got 100x the pussy you EVER will Russhole, and would have wether he had never acted on SNL or in a movie in his life because he was a genuinely funny, personable, empathic, dynamic and all around great guy.
 
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