Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Ever since Covid has become a worldwide crisis it has shown many a munch for the nasty, resource wasting, hysterical sociopaths they are.
Too bad we don't have big old asylums anymore...because that is where they belong.

I wish they were as sick as they pretend to be so the shortages would cull the herd.
 
Every single time Morgan talks she adds an other sign that she is "super sick". LADA is often diagnosed has Type 2 at first. There are patients who have LADA that are like type 2, however the two together I've never seen. Admittedly I dont work in an area (endocrinology) that I would run across this but again morgan is sUpEr SpOonIe special.

I am beginning to think mom is going to call it quits. Its apparent she has caregiver fatigue and is probably over Morgans demands to be carted over the east coast to see subspecialist. Hint; if the specialist is at podunk hospital in Virginia, Rhode Island or CT and request cash payment they are phony. But I digress.

Also, we are now adding precocious puberty? Again, morgan is gravitating towards endocrinology and away from neurology.
 
Every single time Morgan talks she adds an other sign that she is "super sick". LADA is often diagnosed has Type 2 at first. There are patients who have LADA that are like type 2, however the two together I've never seen. Admittedly I dont work in an area (endocrinology) that I would run across this but again morgan is sUpEr SpOonIe special.

I am beginning to think mom is going to call it quits. Its apparent she has caregiver fatigue and is probably over Morgans demands to be carted over the east coast to see subspecialist. Hint; if the specialist is at podunk hospital in Virginia, Rhode Island or CT and request cash payment they are phony. But I digress.

Also, we are now adding precocious puberty? Again, morgan is gravitating towards endocrinology and away from neurology.
She’s still claiming she needs to find a neuro team to diagnosis her dementia and Parkinson’s. Morgan has melted her brain with drugs and is a hypochondriac at best! She clearly has demonstrated she has an addiction to benzos and opioids. She’s non compliant with anything that doesn’t get her high.

Laurie definitely seems to be getting burnt out and realizes a large part of this is behavioral but doesn’t seem to know how to deal.

She can’t just tell Morgan to get afucking grip because they’ve dug such a deep hole but I think she’s painfully aware that Morgan is capable of much much more than she does. She befriends many people who either are Morgan’s age or have kids Morgan’s age-she sees and comments on them out living their lives while Morgan just wastes away in her dungeon
 
S-J begins vlog on the shitter. I mean she actually has her ass planted on the toilet but “spares” us the disgusting part. Too late. Rambled about doctor scheduling a colonoscopy and smart pill that she says no insurance covers and is verrrrry expensive (dry ebegging). Spends 45 min on shitter. More rambling about coloncopy, bathroom trips and bitching about things needed to prep. Is told she needs to double prep. Claims they are “killllllling” her and “why me?” She is starving and hasn’t eaten in 3 days but then says she ate previous day (half a bagel) (????). She washed and cut her hair and did paperwork and made phone calls.
She did her hair and hates it so she will be re-shampooing (quality content). Did some yard work. Spoke to doctor about double prep and finds out that her record has history of constipation so she argues her way out of double prep. Announces she is going to pain management for her joint pain and getting blood work and MRI. Guess it’s time to drug seek for S-J.
More rambling about fencing in hard that evil dad put up. Talk about dawrgs escaping.
She posts up on couch while evil dad takes dawrgs to dawrg park because she can’t be bothered. Refers to time lapse as time travel with regards to video editing. Montage of folding laundry (more quality content)
Later on in bed, has sick voice. Claims she’s been doing well today and night with GI issues but now stomach started to “die.” Predicts major GI issues in 20 minutes. More colonoscopy prep talk. Discusses upload schedule so we are in for some great shitter content.

 
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She’s still claiming she needs to find a neuro team to diagnosis her dementia and Parkinson’s. Morgan has melted her brain with drugs and is a hypochondriac at best! She clearly has demonstrated she has an addiction to benzos and opioids. She’s non compliant with anything that doesn’t get her high.

Laurie definitely seems to be getting burnt out and realizes a large part of this is behavioral but doesn’t seem to know how to deal.

She can’t just tell Morgan to get afucking grip because they’ve dug such a deep hole but I think she’s painfully aware that Morgan is capable of much much more than she does. She befriends many people who either are Morgan’s age or have kids Morgan’s age-she sees and comments on them out living their lives while Morgan just wastes away in her dungeon

Morgan has never had a job or any schooling beyond high school. So her parents will never be free of her. She should really try to find something she can do to better herself now, because she has no plan on what she'd do if she did find that magical Doctor that makes things all better. But I'm just singing to the choir
 
Morgan has never had a job or any schooling beyond high school. So her parents will never be free of her. She should really try to find something she can do to better herself now, because she has no plan on what she'd do if she did find that magical Doctor that makes things all better. But I'm just singing to the choir
A long time ago someone asked her what she’d do if she got better and she basically fell back on the idea that most her diseases don’t have a cure. Even when I met her years ago and she had just finished high school, she had no talk of “when I get better” or things she would like to pursue. She gave up on any adult life pretty early on and committed herself to this scheme. Once they re-did the basement for her to live “independently” that seemed to just set her plans in stone
 
A long time ago someone asked her what she’d do if she got better and she basically fell back on the idea that most her diseases don’t have a cure. Even when I met her years ago and she had just finished high school, she had no talk of “when I get better” or things she would like to pursue. She gave up on any adult life pretty early on and committed herself to this scheme. Once they re-did the basement for her to live “independently” that seemed to just set her plans in stone

Out of curiosity, has she ever said what she plans to do once mommy dearest is dead and nobody is around to give asspats 24/7? I can't imagine her brother indulging her delusions and playing caretaker. What a sad life, scamming people and wasting away in bed.

Also lol at her KF post. Morgan, no1curr. Laurie, if you're seriously doubting your daughter, come to KF and chat with us.
Optimistic, I know. But seriously, I'd love to know what she's actually thinking. Is it just the Parkinson's she's doubting, or does she doubt more then we know?
 
S-J documents her colonoscopy prep and day of procedure. Cut to sitting on shitter again (which I think was same shot she showed yesterday). Starts drinking her laxative mixture. Claims her "butt is already talking." Thanks, S-J. I hope it uses better grammar than you do. She says the goal is to push clear out of your butt. First shit is water, but not clear. Second time, water and clear. Thanks for that, S-J. You are one nasty, disgusting bitch. Jump to being hungry and choosing soup to eat. Unnecessary footage of her dancing in the kitchen (ya know, because someone who claims she needs pain management so badly usually does that kind of shit). Cut to crying in pain in her bed. "It is soooooo excruciating." Yeah, S-J. That's what colonoscopy prep is. It's uncomfortable. You will have stomach pain. Next ready to get a shower. Claims she is peeing out green liquid poop AND SHOWS IT IN TOILET. WHY GOD WHY. This woman is shameless. Then claims she shit in the shower too.
Next day, wakes up and starts drinking next phase of prep. Claims she didn't finish it on her way out the door. Evil dad takes her. Films herself in pre-procedure area wearing, of course, the vog mask. Films herself being pushed into procedure room. Next time we see her, she is coming out of anesthesia (which is just twilight, correct?). She is slurring and shit. Now she is home "safe and sound." Wants to give us "the scoop." (scoop on the poop, dare I say?) Proceeds to give way too much information about the actual procedure until she was knocked out totally--now she is a medical wonder because the twilight sedation put her totally out. Doctor reported nothing really abnormal but is checking for microscopic colitis and took biopsies. If that isn't found she will possibly move to smart pill.
Complains about the weather. Then also says that the still saw "green stool" during procedure. Claims she is still "pissing out stuff out of my butt." S-J, you are absolutely obsessed with your bowels and poop. I swear this woman WANTS them to give her a catastrophic diagnosis.

Edit: spelling is tough

Anyway, enjoy!
 
Did sarah jane DFE the vid or her 'falling' out her wheelchair on her driveway or am i shit farmer,i cant find it and i need a giggle lol
 
S-J documents her colonoscopy prep and day of procedure. Cut to sitting on shitter again (which I think was same shot she showed yesterday). Starts drinking her laxative mixture. Claims her "butt is already talking." Thanks, S-J. I hope it uses better grammar than you do. She says the goal is to push clear out of your butt. First shit is water, but not clear. Second time, water and clear. Thanks for that, S-J. You are one nasty, disgusting bitch. Jump to being hungry and choosing soup to eat. Unnecessary footage of her dancing in the kitchen (ya know, because someone who claims she needs pain management so badly usually does that kind of shit). Cut to crying in pain in her bed. "It is soooooo excruciating." Yeah, S-J. That's what colonoscopy prep is. It's uncomfortable. You will have stomach pain. Next ready to get a shower. Claims she is peeing out green liquid poop AND SHOWS IT IN TOILET. WHY GOD WHY. This woman is shameless. Then claims she shit in the shower too.
Next day, wakes up and starts drinking next phase of prep. Claims she didn't finish it on her way out the door. Evil dad takes her. Films herself in pre-procedure area wearing, of course, the vog mask. Films herself being pushed into procedure room. Next time we see her, she is coming out of anesthesia (which is just twilight, correct?). She is slurring and shit. Now she is home "safe and sound." Wants to give us "the scoop." (scoop on the poop, dare I say?) Proceeds to give way too much information about the actual procedure until she was knocked out totally--now she is a medical wonder because the twilight sedation put her totally out. Doctor reported nothing really abnormal but is checking for microscopic colitis and took biopsies. If that isn't found she will possibly move to smart pill.
Complains about the weather. Then also says that the still saw "green stool" during procedure. Claims she is still "pissing out stuff out of my butt." S-J, you are absolutely obsessed with your bowels and poop. I swear this woman WANTS them to give her a catastrophic diagnosis.

Edit: spelling is tough

Anyway, enjoy!
she only has 86 views so far on her shitty video with 5 likes and 5 dislikes. She comes off as such a self absorbed, empty headed idiot that Im surprised anyone watches her. I cant stand her and she is so boring but i love the summaries of her vids, especially if it contains an extra dose of snark to pep it up.

im surprised she hasnt gotten a video copy of the colonoscopy so she can show us the inside of her ass and colon to get more asspats.
 
S-J documents her colonoscopy prep and day of procedure. Cut to sitting on shitter again (which I think was same shot she showed yesterday). Starts drinking her laxative mixture. Claims her "butt is already talking." Thanks, S-J. I hope it uses better grammar than you do. She says the goal is to push clear out of your butt. First shit is water, but not clear. Second time, water and clear. Thanks for that, S-J. You are one nasty, disgusting bitch. Jump to being hungry and choosing soup to eat. Unnecessary footage of her dancing in the kitchen (ya know, because someone who claims she needs pain management so badly usually does that kind of shit). Cut to crying in pain in her bed. "It is soooooo excruciating." Yeah, S-J. That's what colonoscopy prep is. It's uncomfortable. You will have stomach pain. Next ready to get a shower. Claims she is peeing out green liquid poop AND SHOWS IT IN TOILET. WHY GOD WHY. This woman is shameless. Then claims she shit in the shower too.
Next day, wakes up and starts drinking next phase of prep. Claims she didn't finish it on her way out the door. Evil dad takes her. Films herself in pre-procedure area wearing, of course, the vog mask. Films herself being pushed into procedure room. Next time we see her, she is coming out of anesthesia (which is just twilight, correct?). She is slurring and shit. Now she is home "safe and sound." Wants to give us "the scoop." (scoop on the poop, dare I say?) Proceeds to give way too much information about the actual procedure until she was knocked out totally--now she is a medical wonder because the twilight sedation put her totally out. Doctor reported nothing really abnormal but is checking for microscopic colitis and took biopsies. If that isn't found she will possibly move to smart pill.
Complains about the weather. Then also says that the still saw "green stool" during procedure. Claims she is still "pissing out stuff out of my butt." S-J, you are absolutely obsessed with your bowels and poop. I swear this woman WANTS them to give her a catastrophic diagnosis.

Edit: spelling is tough

Anyway, enjoy!

The fact that she shows herself making soup that had what looked like tofu and seaweed in it. . . during colonscopy prep. When you can only have clear liquids. The only medical wonder here is that they could complete the scope when she fucked it up so badly.
 
I fucking detest people who parade around chronic conditions on the internet for attention. Furthermore, I disdain the act of constantly trying to use your disorder as an excuse for one’s own personal failures. Weak people are weak regardless of whatever diagnosis they have, and their constant excuse-making and sympathy baiting makes me sick. The last thing anyone should want is to be fucking pitied
 
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