🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[tuscangarder]

Richard stinks
Literally

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

Spencer looks like a slimy Italian that would try to sell you knockoff Valentino gear.

And Rands meltdown versus Bibble was truly biblical, don't really watch Ralph much nowadays but I hope they bring it up on the show.

 

[Tukadu]

What was Rand trying to get at with the whole "Bibble....Why am I not on Dlive, bibble...?" over and over again? Are ethan/Bibble responsible somehow?

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

What was Rand trying to get at with the whole "Bibble....Why am I not on Dlive, bibble...?" over and over again? Are ethan/Bibble responsible somehow?

That's just the result of giving a drunk failure an inch and letting him take a mile. Rand blames the others for his ban as some kind of way to ostracize him. This is because up to this point Ralph has been able to throw his weight around to keep the mods off of Rand and intervene in the suspensions he's recieved. Now that Ralph's been booted from the affiliate program and is no longer on good terms with site staff following the second Pillstream he can't protect Rand from his own drunken bullshit, but Rand is a pissy asshole and takes this incapability to help him further as some kind of personal attack.

Rand is the same guy that got shitfaced and cried at Starship Troopers and Hitler speeches while screaming at his kid about the Israeli's stealing Rhodisia's future from him. He's a failure in almost every regard in life and it shows in how he's been dealing post-ban. Take anything that falls out of his mouth with a very large grain of salt.

 

[shex]

Sorry all, I did my best, I didn't know there's a time limit to how many times I can edit my post with timestamps. I didn't get to listen to the first part, I was only interested in the Zoom appearance and Bibble slapfight TBH
I also saved the video, in case Rand deletes it

It's deleted now

 

[Klaptrap]

Rand is the same guy that got shitfaced and cried at Starship Troopers and Hitler speeches while screaming at his kid about the Israeli's stealing Rhodisia's future from him. He's a failure in almost every regard in life.

everything up until "him" is pretty based.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Sorry all, I did my best, I didn't know there's a time limit to how many times I can edit my post with timestamps. I didn't get to listen to the first part, I was only interested in the Zoom appearance and Bibble slapfight TBH
I also saved the video, in case Rand deletes it

Post vid plz n thx

 

[No dignity]

Post vid plz n thx

Here's an archive someone put up on youtube. It's missing the first three hours but most of that was just drunken tangents anyway. https://youtu.be/re-bhVN4OKc

 

[Trusty Patches]

I ask again, why does Ryan "Randbot2020" Johnson not have his own thread?

we definitely have enough info on him now... one of us just needs to stop being lazy, take one for the team

 

[instythot]

Jesus I dont keep up with spencer cause he's athe personification f an oily fart but he seems like he's in the middle of a melt down is that why he's on right now?

Nah, he just is desperate for people to pay attention to him without saying "punch a Nazi"

What was Rand trying to get at with the whole "Bibble....Why am I not on Dlive, bibble...?" over and over again? Are ethan/Bibble responsible somehow?

It really does sound like Rand trying to be "clever" and tricking Bibble into saying "because my content is milquetoast and yours isn't Rand". Bibble either caught on or really didn't know what the fuck the drunk moron was going on about. If there is actual fault to be assigned, most likely Ethan is simply responsible for failing to get Rand's latest ban overturned.

 

[Rausch]

If there is actual fault to be assigned, most likely Ethan is simply responsible for failing to get Rand's latest ban overturned.

All the fault is with Rand for the reasons well documented here. It's on the record that Ralph was an absolute mensch when it came to getting dlive to unban his drunken reprobate friend who kept streaming The Greatest Story Never Told and saying nigger despite repeatedly being asked not to.

Rand, being an unreasonable reprobate, is taking it personally that when they said "we can't stop you getting permabanned eventually if you keep acting in bad faith" it turned out to be true. It has also been obvious that Bibble and Rand hated each other during their entire interaction that I've seen, partly over competing for the favour of the gunt, partly because Rand does seem to genuinely hate all black people and Bibble quite understandably doesn't really like that.

There's no redemption arc for Rand, he's a complete mess. He needs to quit the drinking, quit the streaming and fix his life before the next disaster befalls him. The irony of him on the Internet trying to build relationships among the white working class [his words] by unfunnily repeating /pol/ memes, being a disgraceful alcoholic degenerate and brushing over the historical fact that even the actual Nazis had black people in their armed forces is that in the good old days that he yearns for, he is exactly the kind of aggressive drunken lowlife who would just suddenly disappear one day and the community would know better than to talk about it.

 

[instythot]

All the fault is with Rand for the reasons well documented here. It's on the record that Ralph was an absolute mensch when it came to getting dlive to unban his drunken reprobate friend who kept streaming The Greatest Story Never Told and saying nigga despite repeatedly being asked not to.

Rand, being an unreasonable reprobate, is taking it personally that when they said "we can't stop you getting permabanned eventually if you keep acting in bad faith" it turned out to be true. It has also been obvious that Bibble and Rand hated each other during their entire interaction that I've seen, partly over competing for the favour of the gunt, partly because Rand does seem to genuinely hate all black people and Bibble quite understandably doesn't really like that.

There's no redemption arc for Rand, he's a complete mess. He needs to quit the drinking, quit the streaming and fix his life before the next disaster befalls him. The irony of him on the Internet trying to build relationships among the white working class [his words] by unfunnily repeating /pol/ memes, being a disgraceful alcoholic degenerate and brushing over the historical fact that even the actual Nazis had black people in their armed forces is that in the good old days that he yearns for, he is exactly the kind of aggressive drunken lowlife who would just suddenly disappear one day and the community would know better than to talk about it.

I guess that I wasn't clear on that. Everything that's happened to Rand is his own damn fault. I should have put fault in quotes, thusly: "fault"

The fact that Ryan "Randbot2020" Johnson turns drunk to streaming services for half of his waking time to replace interactions that would normally be filled with friends and family is one of the things that leads me to believe there is a worthy cow in his own right with the right digging. I bet we're going to get a whole lot of stories of exactly how Mr. Johnson got himself banned from all the local drinking establishments for being too drunk, loud and racist for a white trash Aussie. Once someone figures out how to reach his workplace, that is.

Re: the Rand/Bibble fanfic relationship. To me, it plays out like mutual tolerance at the beginning, with Bibble quickly moving to obviously fucking with Ryan Johnson for easy laughs, and then finally to non-actively disliking him and continuing to fuck with him. Mr. Johnson is never quite bright enough or sober enough to catch on, so his half of the relationship arc moves from tolerance to considering Bibble "one of the good ones", mistaking a weekly group conversation as friendship and then into, in Spoony's words, "Betraaaaaaaayal!"

It truly is a shame that there's a "anybody who has Rand on also gets permabanned" policy. I would absolutely tune in for Bibble v. Rand

While we're never going to get Rand v. Surfer on the killstream, there is no good reason we can't get it on PPP's channel especially with Rand being desperate for e-friends again

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

While we're never going to get Rand v. Surfer on the killstream, there is no good reason we can't get it on PPP's channel especially with Rand being desperate for e-friends again

He said on the 11 hour livestream that he will never go talk to PPP, ever. I don't have the exact timestamp, but it was after he kicked Bibble. Paraphrasing, but he said:
"The day he showed his butthole [DRUNKEN UNINTELLIGEBLE RAMBLING] I will never engage with him"

 

[instythot]

He said on the 11 hour livestream that he will never go talk to PPP, ever. I don't have the exact timestamp, but it was after he kicked Bibble. Paraphrasing, but he said:
"The day he showed his butthole [DRUNKEN UNINTELLIGEBLE RAMBLING] I will never engage with him"

Not unexpected in his trepidatiousness, but I think he'll be so starved for attention in another few weeks that he'll pretend that never happened. Godwinson would undoubtedly get involved in that one and would shine a bit of a light on him

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Just cause other people's content isn't drunken racist ramblings doesn't mean they're milquetoast. It means you're a racist loser no one wants to host. Rand is truly a disgrace to white people everywhere.

 

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Just cause other people's content isn't drunken racist ramblings doesn't mean they're milquetoast.

But Ethan Ralph is milquetoast.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Some time between him pushing his ex wife down the stairs and him shacking up with that satanic hippie chick

Is Spencer in a bout of post-breakup depression after getting dumped by his satanic gf? I can see a lot of people letting themselves go, and just not giving af about showering/shaving/grooming, during a lockdown, like they would normally, but not a narcissistic, materialistic whore like Spencer. Dude just loved talking about his fancy suits and expensive tastes so much, and how much of a special, refined patrician faggot he was, that's it's weird to see him on a stream looking so off-brand with the nasty neet never-wash aesthetic. Plus, you'd figure that if you were on lockdown with your girl, you'd still wanna be fuckable. Maybe she disinvited him from her satanic sex dungeon :^(

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

But Ethan Ralph is milquetoast.

I agree, but for context the milquetoast quote from Rand was directed towards Bibble and Flamenco. (Will post timestamp link here later)
The 5 Killstream hosts have an agreement to not stream at the same time. Ralph, Bibble and Flamenco host each other on DLive whenever the other is done, sometimes they’d hop on and talk to the chat / callers. Gator rarely streams, so who cares.
Rand repeatedly broke that rule, and would post on Twitter to tell his followers to watch him instead. He’s been making passive aggressive jabs towards his co hosts lately, and this weekend he made a comment on twitter calling Bibble and Flamenco streams milquetoast, implying he has better khantent.
Flamenco ignored it, but Bibble went on Rand’s stream to poke at the drunkard. At that point he was already shitfaced for 10 hours and couldn’t hold his exceptionalism. They’re still not on good terms as of this post

 

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I agree, but for context the milquetoast quote from Rand was directed towards Bibble and Flamenco. (Will post timestamp link here later)

They are even more milquetoast than Ralph.

 

[SSRI Rat-Head]

I thought Spencer was an annoying queer, but holy shit the guest tonight has him beat. Its funny to see how Ralph is clearly sick of the guy and has no idea how to deal with Andy egging him on. And now Ralph kicked him, this went from boring to hilariously bad very quickly.