Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[cactus]

The inconsistent self-censorship is driving me nuts.

"Prove the r*** or shut the f*** up!"
"Like yeah, Joe Biden is a rapist"

Also, why the fuck are you censoring the word 'pussy', June? Is that transphobic now or something? You're almost thirty. If your army of Discord enbees are under the age of fifteen and don't like it when you discuss women's private parts out loud, maybe you should be considering things a bit.

On to the actual content of the video.
1) Only Sanders supporters and right wingers are talking about the charges. It looks opportunistic.
That's because it is, June. Everyone is opportunistic. That's why you've never mentioned "Fifty Shades of Bernie" until this video, because you have no interest in criticizing the guy on your team. Democrats will protect their guy, see Al Franken. Republicans will protect their guy. And their reasoning is laid out well in the video: Biden may not be perfect, but Trump is worse.

2) "And when I say feminists, I mean this kind" but "And when I say Democrats, I mean Democrats"
What is she doing? What type of feminism is it that you agree with, June? You have yet to clarify that in any real public way. If your position on feminism has evolved to the point where you have some examples of modern feminists that you agree with, why don't you make a video about that? You know, on your "main channel", rather than posting shit like this on ShoeonHead when you specifically have Brainlet as your "political channel".

3) The Russia scare is absurd.
I'm honestly not sure why this is a thing, either. Why do the Democrats care about Russia anyway? Has Russia done ANYTHING other than invade Ukraine in like...twenty years? I dunno, I'm not a boomer. My memory isn't that long. So on this point, June is absolutely correct.

4) "Fifty Shades of Bernie"
I don't...I can't...what? The way she refers to it, it's so gross. Like it's some sort of erotic fanfiction out of this seventy year old guy and she's totally okay with that. This is getting weird. June is behaving like an eighteen year old stripping her way through college and dating a jerk who flirts with other women and ignores her because she has major daddy issues, but if she has a single fucking problem with her father I've seen no evidence of it.

(For the people who aren't going to watch the video, Shoe brings up the article from 1973 where Sanders wrote and published in a newspaper "A man goes home and masturbates to his typical fantasy. A woman tied up. A woman on her knees. A woman helpless" or something, and then talks about women fantasizing about getting gang raped while they fuck their husband. Apparently it's supposed to be satire.

5) Believe All Women - Except Elizabeth Warren
June doesn't actually come out in support of "Believe Women", she just references it a lot as a way to point out hypocrisy in the video, except when it's applied to Elizabeth Warren. That's when she says something more interesting.
"This is why I think it shouldn't be called Believe Women. It should be called Believe Victims or Believe Assault Survivors or something, because otherwise you get these people who will use it to refer to words. Hurt feelings. Let's remind everyone, words are not violence. Being pinned against a wall and having someone put their fingers in you is violence. That's the lesson for the libs today."

See, that line right there makes me think she actually agrees with MeToo. Because the way she phrases it, it automatically assumes that an accusation makes someone a victim, rather than just an accuser.

The YouTube algorithm hates bad words because of the children and advertisers and she wants to keep her ad bucks.

 

[RodgerDodger]

As someone who watches more amateur porn than regular porn, seeing her naked would do nothing for me. She's no different from the skinny toothpicks that appear on Nubiles.net

You did notice that there are actual nudes way back on page 1, right? And honestly, she's good enough for porn. So long as it had a loud annoying soundtrack to drown out her voice.

 

[Rekkington]

You did notice that there are actual nudes way back on page 1, right? And honestly, she's good enough for porn. So long as it had a loud annoying soundtrack to drown out her voice.

Yeah I don't understand why we're pretending that she wouldn't work in porn, if you're into amateur stuff you must have come across way more women who look worse than her. Same with Skeptic, there's way fatter and trashier dudes whispering dipshit dirty talk into their iPhone mic on these things.

 

[Petronella]

I was with her on this video until she brought up Brett Kavanaugh and how Republicans "didn't want to go after their guy" but now are up in arms about Biden. One is a guy accused on flimsy "evidence" of maybe doing something years ago as a teenager, and some of his accusers even took it back. The other is a guy who sniffs and fondles young girls on the regular, to the point that it's become a meme.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jokes on you, I like my women Busty and THICC

I wouldn't touch June with a 50' pole. Just like how I bashed Momokun, I added my opinion about June as well. She's nothing but Long Island trash that deserves everything she gets.

I guess you can tap Based Mama.

Nah, I admitted to my thirst a few pages ago. The Wu Flu has nothing to do with me wanting to fuck Shoe

Coronachan will fuck you before you ever get that opportunity...

not sure what June has done, but she has been looking very hot lately

Symptoms of Coronachan:
Seeing wigged thots as hot due to limited interaction with wamenz.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I was with her on this video until she brought up Brett Kavanaugh and how Republicans "didn't want to go after their guy" but now are up in arms about Biden. One is a guy accused on flimsy "evidence" of maybe doing something years ago as a teenager, and some of his accusers even took it back. The other is a guy who sniffs and fondles young girls on the regular, to the point that it's become a meme.

And one is holding the party of "Believe every accuservictim" to their own standards, whereas the other is letting them pull that shit if and only if it's politically opportune.

 

[birdman]

Should've gone for idubbbz instead of Fat Greg. He wouldn't cheat on her, he'd let her cheat on him.

(and her parents already paid for the bolt-ons)

 

[Doctor Placebo]

She goes back and forth between a real cutie and guidette trash. My best guess is that she puts more effort into makeup and camera angles sometimes.

Maybe she has a friend who actually knows how to do makeup who does it for her sometimes.

Should've gone for idubbbz instead of Fat Greg. He wouldn't cheat on her, he'd let her cheat on him.

(and her parents already paid for the bolt-ons)

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Maybe they can console each other on the rebound when both their shitty relationships with exploitative people finally fall apart.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

june on Twitter

“sometimes i remember that i met my fiance because i saw his youtube videos in the sidebar recommendations and thought they would be cringe atheist shit and instead wound up thinking he was funny and had a hot voice and so i developed a crush on a faceless cartoon character”

twitter.com

Alright, how do I make the tweets show up as images like the rest of you guys? I'm tired of posting them as links and I know it's inconvenient for everyone else.

Archive: http://archive.is/G5F7B

Also, there's this exchange:

✨🎀Sarah🎀✨ on Twitter

“@shoe0nhead Oh god I called Jake "senpai" once when he finally replied to me .___.”

twitter.com

If you're wondering who this person is, well...

✨🎀Sarah🎀✨ (@legndofphoenix) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from ✨🎀Sarah🎀✨ (@legndofphoenix). (she/her) Freelance Artist | Commission Status: closed | Patreon: https://t.co/uQxFaTvbcP | Contact me: legndofphoenix@gmail.com |. Michigan, USA

twitter.com

Anime avatar, and the first thing in the bio is "She/Her".

And if you're wondering what type of person this is...

✨🎀Sarah🎀✨ on Twitter

“Tag yourself I'm 1 https://t.co/S8cYdVs4OA”

twitter.com

June, what the fuck are you doing?

 

[Berrakh]

Chad Biden cannot be touched. He cannot be harmed.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Checked Shoe's Twitter for the first time in a while. The Apocalypse 2020 has been pretty much overshadowing everything in regards to internet shit. Thought I'd have myself a few laughs by looking at what this idiot is up to.

Anyway, this moron is calling America an "embarrassment" and "bad" because "free healthcare plz." Does this moron not even know what was in the Relief Bill that was passed? Money, extended unemployment checks, funding for hospitals to cover expenses for COVID-19 treatments AND testing, money into small businesses, big businesses, etc.

It's also awesome to know that she has conveniently not mentioned that Bernie didn't even show up to vote for the bill initially (obviously because of partisan politics). BUT BERNIE IS GOOD NO MATTER WHAT LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU UWU.

Plus, this virus has devastated every economy and healthcare system around the world. Italy, a utopia with free healthcare like Shoe dreams of every night, is literally rationing who gets treatment over the age of 60. Their hospitals look like warzones.

She is so incredibly idiotic and self-servicing. At least one thing has remained the same since the Apocalypse started. I have zero respect for losers who show hatred for America because they're butthurt about "their guy" not winning. She's probably saying this crap to get Greg's attention too, because she's that desperate for it.

In other news:

http://archive.ph/DhKAw

She also Tweeted out to any of her leftist friends who are willing to go on Dave Rubin's show to debate him (as she mocks his program, of course). She then admits that she planned to go on at one point but "anxiety" prevented her from doing so. So of course she's trying to round up somebody to do it for her now so she can pound her chest like a rabid gorilla, pretending she's not a coward. She has no self awareness at all.

Also, "Leftists"? Is she calling herself a leftist now? Oh my, another change of labels! Another step closer to buying a bikelock, I guess.

 

[FunPosting101]

Say what you will about her, she's absolutely right to think that Biden is probably going to lose, that's what a lot of this stuff she's doing right now is about. Derail Biden's campaign, get Boinie Panders in instead, he wins against Trump(or so Shoe likes to think), and then we get luxury gay space communism or something almost as dumb. Of course the reality of the matter is that the Bernout's chosen candidate has even less chance against Trump since most Americans abhor communism and rightly so, but you know, socialists are kinda dumb like that.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

How can anybody be afraid of going to Rubin's show? It's not a debate show, it's an interview show. He never challenges people, only let them speak (which isn't a bad thing, btw). I guess Shoe's anxiety was her self-awareness that she has nothing interesting to offer to an audience.

Say what you will about her, she's absolutely right to think that Biden is probably going to lose, that's what a lot of this stuff she's doing right now is about. Derail Biden's campaign, get Boinie Panders in instead, he wins against Trump(or so Shoe likes to think), and then we get luxury gay space communism or something almost as dumb. Of course the reality of the matter is that the Bernout's chosen candidate has even less chance against Trump since most Americans abhor communism and rightly so, but you know, socialists are kinda dumb like that.

BIden's not gonna lose because most CEOs and business owners are progressive only in the outside, to pander their target audience. They're hardcore capitalists who love money and know Bernie's gonna tax them to death. And the economy now it's about to go down hard.

Bernie got fucked by a Commie virus, ironically.

 

[FunPosting101]

BIden's not gonna lose because most CEOs and business owners are progressive only in the outside, to pander their target audience. They're hardcore capitalists who love money and know Bernie's gonna tax them to death. And the economy now it's about to go down hard.

Bernie got fucked by a Commie virus, ironically.

I'm not talking about the primary, it's plainly obvious that Biden has won the primary, the absolute best that the commies can hope for is a contested convention, which is something that I'd like to see too, simply for sheer entertainment value. I was talking about the general election when I mentioned Biden probably losing, my apologies.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I'm not talking about the primary, it's plainly obvious that Biden has won the primary, the absolute best that the commies can hope for is a contested convention, which is something that I'd like to see too, simply for sheer entertainment value. I was talking about the general election when I mentioned Biden probably losing, my apologies.

Oh, right then. And yes, Bernie's gonna lose either way. Losing now will cause even more salt because people still think he has a chance against Trump.

(he has MORE change t han others, but none has a real chance)

 

[Rekkington]

Oh, right then. And yes, Bernie's gonna lose either way. Losing now will cause even more salt because people still think he has a chance against Trump.

(he has MORE change t han others, but none has a real chance)

It must be hard being a Jewish Communist because ultimately you need to side with the State even when it is fucking you over.

 

[FunPosting101]

She would have been great. The alt-porn days of burning angel and suicide girls hype in the brooklyn area was still going on right when she became legal too. She would have been perfect for those sites. She would be one of the many porn lolcows that cant find a good partner and sperg out over nonsense. She has that same myspace era humor too

Who the fuck cares about a pornstar's sense of humor?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Shoe doesn't have a sense of humor. She's the typical "lol, so random!" girl who giggles every two words and tries to be funny saying "LOL, I'M SCREAMING!" at everything. That's funny the first two times, then it's not.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why would someone be afraid of Dave Rubin, holy fuck June. If that's true, the lefties are more pathetic than I thought.

Dave Rubin is some centre-right libertarian Zionist gay Jew. The only thing that's scarred of him would be Cenk Uygur, his former employer, a fat brown turkroach socialist that also loves capitalism if and only if he's on the beneficial end.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Being afraid of Dave Rubin?

Hmmm. Hmmm. Well I... agree with that.