Okay, little bored, gonna tally this Mary Brown's gang(muk)bang. I skipped through it because I cannot stand the sounds she makes but I managed to glean enough information to give a good picture of what she consumed. I assumed mediums for the wedge fries, gravy and macaroni and cheese because the site doesn't really give size comparisons with containers. I also could not parse out what chicken selection she purchased so I winged it, so to speak, so those who could determine better please let me know so I can edit this. I also did not bother with the sauces because I am only fucking human.
Medium Potato Wedges: 710 calories, 1647 mg sodium
Hot Chicken Sandwich: 482 calories, 792 mg sodium
Medium Cold Mac & Cheese: 544 calories, 717 mg sodium
Medium Gravy*: 82 calories, 1428 mg sodium
6 piece chicken w/ 2 wings, 2 thigh/drumstick and 1 breast: 1272 calories, 719 mg sodium
Total, fuck me: 4436 calories, 5303 mg sodium
I'm just gonna say that the average person would probably experience some medical distress after consuming that much sodium. She's gonna need a nap and a kiddie-sized pool of water to drink when she wakes up. We've moved past the "eating until so full she's in discomfort" territory. We're now in the "if she does that twice in one day her heart will stop" country. That much salt in one day, let alone one meal, is beyond anything I can imagine in terms of swelling, headache, gastric distress and difficulty breathing.
*Mary Brown's site says the brown gravy is so good you can drink it like a beverage. I feel some advertising synergy could be achieved if only Chantal had some hustle.
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