DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[rippersnapper]

AC3 somehow took a game about being an unstoppable pirate assassin and made it full of boring follow quests. So shitty. Yes, please, take me out of my Barbary Coast fantasy to return to the real world in some lame office building.

3 Was Connor the Native American I think you mean AC 4 Black Flag.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

khet is the only person giving him a "birthday present", which is a cake

I hope this year there's something similar to last when Phil got raided and 2,000 new viewers entered his stream only to be told moments later, "I'm done for the night" after which he abruptly quit the stream and waddle ran into his wife's arms then sobbed

 

[Salubrious]

I hope this year there's something similar to last when Phil got raided and 2,000 new viewers entered his stream only to be told moments later, "I'm done for the night" after which he abruptly quit the stream and waddle ran into his wife's arms then sobbed

That was actually 2 years ago.

YT Cutter is down for me, but here is Mrhuth's Mirror. At 37:45.

He says he has to leave to spend time with Kat.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He liked Detroit Beyond Human because there's no way to "lose"; you just get a different ending.

He likes putting zero effort into games, so obviously a game that is basically a movie is ideal for him.

 

[Iron Father]

He likes putting zero effort into games, so obviously a game that is basically a movie is ideal for him.

Especially if the plot is extremely easy to follow. He gets lost and confused very easily.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is there any game developer he actually likes? Sure doesn't seem like it. What about CDPR and their free dlc practises? NO, those assholes have dating missions in cyberpunk and its characters have pottymouths so fuck them dood.

Seriously get him (without paying, naturally) to name one single developer he actually "likes". and considers consumer friendly. Even the hallowed crapcom betrayed him with Street Fighter V. If he gives thanks and praise for Quantic Dream's interacktive sahftware..

He liked the Tell Tale games until the idiot company managers ran the business into the ground.

Tell Tale - company run by idiots
Machinima - company run by idiots
Nintendo-company run by idiots
Sikorski - company run by idiots
Burnell Productions - company run by a street smart valedictorian

 

[wahkando]

He liked the Tell Tale games until the idiot company managers ran the business into the ground.

Tell Tale - company run by idiots
Machinima - company run by idiots
Nintendo-company run by idiots
Sikorski - company run by idiots
Burnell Productions - company run by a street smart valedictorian

You forgot about a million companies

Just these past few days he's called bungie the most incompetent morons in gaming, went on a huge rant about Sony being run by absolute idiots that know, and I quote, literally nothing about the industry. You know, despite being like the biggest actor on the market.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He liked the Tell Tale games until the idiot company managers ran the business into the ground.

Tell Tale - company run by idiots
Machinima - company run by idiots
Nintendo-company run by idiots
Sikorski - company run by idiots
Burnell Productions - company run by a street smart valedictorian

Can you guess which one of these companies is bankrupt?

 

[JimiHendrix]

Someone just cheered chiding phil for essentially using the cheesiest build of Heavy Armor/Lightning/Sloth and Phil read the cheer and went "yeah dude, it's absurd, there's nothing i can do, the boss destroyed me because of all this heavy armor, i can't get my ki back". Like he legit didn't understand what the guy was saying at all. Not even implying, flat out saying.

 

[actually]

Pedo vest on again like the good little whore he is.

 

[BallBuster]

Pedo vest on again like the good little whore he is.

At this point he’s basically a monkey dancing for money he’s going to lose anyway.

I love how he calls the vest a reward. A reward would be him ending the streaming so the world didn’t have to suffer anymore for the day.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Where does all of Phil's money go? How could he rack us so much debt and have nothing to show for it?

Well, I was doing a little research and I found this example of his wise purchases.

In 2012, Phil probably spent close to a thousand dollars on quilts.

Commissions

Current commissions with deposits can be found here. This will give you an idea of how many quilts are in front of you and the status of your quilt. Please make sure you speak to Toni before making a deposit for a commission. Your design and final cost must be approved before a deposit will...

quiltoni.com

I have never seen any of these quilts in his condo tours. 3 high quality custom quilts that Phil has either thrown away or stuffed in the back of a closet somewhere.

ahahaha what an incredible find! But let's look at these three quilts a little closer:
from the dimensions of each I would say Megaman is a King ($1000+), Leanna's is a Queen ($500–850), and the Tetris is a Twin ($200–350). He states in the video all three were made using Premium quality fabric, which Toni's website says is extra. We could be talking about an epic gamer purchase of around $3000 in quilts.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

ahahaha what an incredible find! But let's look at these three quilts a little closer: View attachment 1213216View attachment 1213217View attachment 1213218
from the dimensions of each I would say Megaman is a King ($1000+), Leanna's is a Queen ($500–850), and the Tetris is a Twin ($200–350). He states in the video all three were made using Premium quality fabric, which Toni's website says is extra. We could be talking about an epic gamer purchase of around $3000 in quilts.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Just last night he complained that releasing the Modern Warfare 2 remake early was greedy, trying to take advantage of Coronavirus. Now Last of Us 2 gets delayed because of Coronavirus and that makes Sony also greedy. Is there any action they can take that will not result in Phil considering them greedy?

Making money is bad according to Phil. He judges everything by how much money something makes.

Its the Paradox of the Pigroach: If you make more money than you are "supposed" to you're greedy, double dipping, fucking over the true and honest consumers and catering to a wide audience which doesn't understand. Alternatively, if you don't make enough money then you created the monster, you're an idiot for not running a business properly and you should suffer the consequences.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Megaman is a King ($1000+)

Jesus!
Does he even like Megaman that much? I know he's played the games onstream and sucked at them, but it seems like a weird choice. Pig really was just spending money like a drunken sailor, huh.

 

[Salubrious]

It still boggles my mind that a 29-year-old man groomed a 17-year-old fan, and then proceeded to not have sex with her very often.

The dude really wanted a live-in caretaker, didn't he?

 

[Pargon]

Is there any action they can take that will not result in Phil considering them greedy?

Yes. Sony executives give Phil hundreds of thousands of dollars directly.

Apart from that, no.

Its the Paradox of the Pigroach: If you make more money than you are "supposed" to you're greedy, double dipping, fucking over the true and honest consumers and catering to a wide audience which doesn't understand. Alternatively, if you don't make enough money then you created the monster, you're an idiot for not running a business properly and you should suffer the consequences.

It's not at all a paradox in his mind, since he thinks unrestricted funds should only flow in one direction, that being straight into his wallet. He's exempt from all rules including his own because he's paid his dues and is owed far more than he receives.

I don't think there's a hard number in Phil's mind that he would accept as a fair payment for what he does. I think that however much he makes is what he manages to fritter away every month, whether it's on microtransactions or something even more mundane and less entertaining (for us), and if he made more then he'd spend more, just to find himself in the same situation time and again.

Phil would be right at home in Ingsoc. He's got doublethink down to a science. Any good egoist does.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

I don't think there's a hard number in Phil's mind that he would accept as a fair payment for what he does.

My grandmother used to say "Money- It's always the same color but never big enough." I think Phil lives by that quote

 

[Stationary aszs]

It still boggles my mind that a 29-year-old man groomed a 17-year-old fan, and then proceeded to not have sex with her very often.

The dude really wanted a live-in caretaker, didn't he?

Dsp is hella low T

 

[Salubrious]

Making money is bad according to Phil. He judges everything by how much money something makes.

Its the Paradox of the Pigroach: If you make more money than you are "supposed" to you're greedy, double dipping, fucking over the true and honest consumers and catering to a wide audience which doesn't understand. Alternatively, if you don't make enough money then you created the monster, you're an idiot for not running a business properly and you should suffer the consequences.

It's called special pleading.

And I love this Wikipedia example since it fits DSP to a tee:

You aren't like me, so you do not even have a right to think about or hold opinions on my plight.

Special pleading - Wikipedia

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