DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DiabeticSP]

Anything that goes against the all mighty schedule is bullshit booksmart morons intentionally fucking Phil over.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It still boggles my mind that a 29-year-old man groomed a 17-year-old fan, and then proceeded to not have sex with her very often.

The dude really wanted a live-in caretaker, didn't he?

It's more that Phil must look like an alpha Chad manly macho man. What better way than displaying your Chadness over a barely legal 18 year old tight body.

 

[johnny5150]

Phil might be able to get money from running a small business. I'm pretty sure sole proprietorship is in the bill with his luck he will get something.

he would most likely money from the govt adn that money will be going into wwe mobile

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Twitch partners make money on ad's, he knows this or else he wouldn't run them. He also used to throw a fit and ban anyone who said they ran adblock on his Twitch.

Not sure when it was, but Wings showed his twitch dashboard once I'm pretty sure. He had roughly the same amount of viewers on average that Phil gets. It said something like with these amount of viewers you will make I think ~$7.00 an hour if you play the maximum amount of ads. I want to say you're allowed to play four ads an hour, or four ads every two hours I can't remember. The only ads DSP chooses to play are the ones at the very end of the stream, and probably the break on his first stream but I'm not sure about that. So he doesn't make a ton off of ads but I think cumulatively it's not an insignificant amount, given how frequently he streams.

 

[DankSydePhil]

Phil has changed his stream contributions to now say thanks for the Tip! It use to say Thanks for the Donation! For the longest time and Phil mentioned it's the law duh. Weird

 

[hidden_is_back]

Pedo vest on again like the good little whore he is.

I hope Nancy takes that vest away.

 

[actually]

I hope Nancy takes that vest away.

Prostitute Phil has the vest on already (courtesy of $56 from Pvt. Bishop_of_mercy), and he has upped the desperation by adding a "Vest Streak" to his whoreboard. He's somehow becoming more pathetic.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP's recent emphasis on "supporting local businesses" is a sub-plot I find mildly amusing.

This is the same guy who obsessively opposes public charity and says you shouldn't advertise charitable deeds because that means you're benefiting from it and that cancels out the good deed (or some weird shit like that) but now during the COVID-19 timeline suddenly he can't seem to stop mentioning how he and his wife have been ordering out to support local businesses.

Ahbviously I know it's a meaningless gesture regardless of his stance on charity because he eats out all the time anyway, this is just a way for him to maintain his spoiled routine while also trying to look like a do-gooder.

But personally I just find it amusing. I'm probably being petty af but the gated community hermit himself that hates society and says public charity *goes against his beliefs* all of a sudden wants to support his local businesses. It's eyeroll-inducing as hell.

*translation: don't have to spend money on charity to get cred if you can just say you do and that you believe it should be private.

 

[TheTractor]

Is Bishop of Mercy a new simp or just another reetard whaling under another account?

 

[actually]

Is Bishop of Mercy a new simp or just another reetard whaling under another account?

Account is old (2015), but I'm pretty sure he's another "I've been a fan since 1492" fan. He's also a military dude (see fan dox thread) that appears to have a bunch of excess money. He dropped like $350 in tips last month and looks set to do it again. Oh, and he's married.

[2019-04-17 02:34:27 UTC] bishop_of_mercy: cheer500 Hey Phil, ive been following you since your RE5 DLC lost in nightmares playthrough in 2010. you are the first youtuber i ever got into and loved, and i have only now had the stability to contribute to you, i hope its not too late. Anyway the one thing you have taught me is perseverance and how to cuss properly at a young age. thank you for everything.

Edit: Also, pretty sure this dude is 23 (he's talking about graduating high school in tweets dated Jan 2015)...and it also appears he was homeschooled.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Prostitute Phil has the vest on already (courtesy of $56 from Pvt. Bishop_of_mercy), and he has upped the desperation by adding a "Vest Streak" to his whoreboard. He's somehow becoming more pathetic.

Is this something that adds up? Can he keep adding more clothes for meeting tips goals until he makes thousands per stream? He truly cant be stopped.

 

[wahkando]

Account is old (2015), but I'm pretty sure he's another "I've been a fan since 1492" fan. He's also a military dude (see fan dox thread) that appears to have a bunch of excess money. He dropped like $350 in tips last month and looks set to do it again. Oh, and he's married.

[2019-04-17 02:34:27 UTC] bishop_of_mercy: cheer500 Hey Phil, ive been following you since your RE5 DLC lost in nightmares playthrough in 2010. you are the first youtuber i ever got into and loved, and i have only now had the stability to contribute to you, i hope its not too late. Anyway the one thing you have taught me is perseverance and how to cuss properly at a young age. thank you for everything.

Edit: Also, pretty sure this dude is 23 (he's talking about graduating high school in tweets dated Jan 2015)...and it also appears he was homeschooled.

I thought the US military wouldn't take people with sub 80 iq?

 

[actually]

Is this something that adds up? Can he keep adding more clothes for meeting tips goals until he makes thousands per stream? He truly cant be stopped.

Eh, there's a limit. See my most recent monthly roundup. I included an image at the end that seems to show something of an asymptote as to how much he can squeeze out of Twitch. It's not perfect, and I think it can still go up, but it's definitely rounding off.

I thought the US military wouldn't take people with sub 80 iq?

Enrollment is down, so they'll take what they can get. This guy is also not doing frontline stuff. He's making ammo or some shit, so he can't fuck it up too bad.

 

[Pargon]

DSP's recent emphasis on "supporting local businesses" is a sub-plot I find mildly amusing.

This is the same guy who obsessively opposes public charity and says you shouldn't advertise charitable deeds because that means you're benefiting from it and that cancels out the good deed (or some weird shit like that) but now during the COVID-19 timeline suddenly he can't seem to stop mentioning how he and his wife have been ordering out to support local businesses.

Ahbviously I know it's a meaningless gesture regardless of his stance on charity because he eats out all the time anyway, this is just a way for him to maintain his spoiled routine while also trying to look like a do-gooder.

But personally I just find it amusing. I'm probably being petty af but the gated community hermit himself that hates society and says public charity *goes against his beliefs* all of a sudden wants to support his local businesses. It's eyeroll-inducing as hell.

*translation: don't have to spend money on charity to get cred if you can just say you do and that you believe it should be private.

It's a moot point anyway because to my knowledge Phil has never, ever, not once, talked about patronizing a truly local business in Washington. He does his grocery shopping at Fred Meyer, which I am led to believe is a major regional chain. He buys clothes at Kohl's. He buys furniture at IKEA. He gets fast food at Taco Bell and Wendy's and restaurants at the mall. None of these are local businesses. They are, at best, local franchises supported by national, centralized management and supply. That is not the same thing as going to a local, one-location restaurant every week.

The Renton, Washington Taco Bell is not going to live or die by Phil Burnell's patronage and everyone knows it, including him. This is just another way for him to inflate his ego by positioning himself as a Man of the People, which is a common thing for him. That he's using the backdrop of a global crisis to do it is just the newest low.

ETA that Phil lives within spitting distance of a large collection of truly local businesses he may frequent at his leisure. The Pike Place Market is Seattle's most visited tourist attraction, more so than even Phil's go-to romantic destination the Space Needle, and as far as I know in the six years he has lived in Washington he has never once gone there.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil is supporting local lawyers and courts.

 

[Iron Father]

It's a moot point anyway because to my knowledge Phil has never, ever, not once, talked about patronizing a truly local business in Washington. He does his grocery shopping at Fred Meyer, which I am led to believe is a major regional chain. He buys clothes at Kohl's. He buys furniture at IKEA. He gets fast food at Taco Bell and Wendy's and restaurants at the mall. None of these are local businesses. They are, at best, local franchises supported by national, centralized management and supply. That is not the same thing as going to a local, one-location restaurant every week.

The Renton, Washington Taco Bell is not going to live or die by Phil Burnell's patronage and everyone knows it, including him. This is just another way for him to inflate his ego by positioning himself as a Man of the People, which is a common thing for him. That he's using the backdrop of a global crisis to do it is just the newest low.

ETA that Phil lives within spitting distance of a large collection of truly local businesses he may frequent at his leisure. The Pike Place Market is Seattle's most visited tourist attraction, more so than even Phil's go-to romantic destination the Space Needle, and as far as I know in the six years he has lived in Washington he has never once gone there.

Yeah this is an obviously true point I should have added to my post. Supporting chains and calling it "supporting local business" is hilariously sly on Paul's behalf.

Although I wonder what this Asian take-out place is he recently bragged about "supporting" as I'm not familiar with the area.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

ETA that Phil lives within spitting distance of a large collection of truly local businesses he may frequent at his leisure. The Pike Place Market is Seattle's most visited tourist attraction, more so than even Phil's go-to romantic destination the Space Needle, and as far as I know in the six years he has lived in Washington he has never once gone there.

Phil took his daughter there to eat while they were supposed to be house shopping.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Played the first hour of re3 and its gonna dunk Phil most likely.

There are a LOT of zombies and the game expects more ammo management/dodging than before.

I stopped at the first boss because I'm not fucking with giant spiders at 1am, too spooky.

He'll probably hate how this ones more B movie survival action than 2. THATS NOT REAL RE.

 

[Croppered]

Phil has changed his stream contributions to now say thanks for the Tip! It use to say Thanks for the Donation! For the longest time and Phil mentioned it's the law duh. Weird

Why does this matter, again? I've seen various references to it but I'm a bit lazy in terms of looking up the legal ramifications.

 

[actually]

Why does this matter, again? I've seen various references to it but I'm a bit lazy in terms of looking up the legal ramifications.

TBH, I don't think it does. He's not represented himself as a charity, so I don't think the wording really matters. Only thing I could maybe see is if someone did a chargeback claiming they thought it was a charitable donation and won or something.