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- Jun 3, 2019
this is a great first of her lives to catch happening in real time. she is snapping at everyone and being an enormous bitch. what a thing to behold.
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Bathing at 500lb becomes a logistical nightmare and I imagine cramming yourself in a standard bathtub or shower makes it difficult for her to actually soap up. She's just too massive for it to be convenient.Chantal can eat more in one sitting than anybody on YouTube. I know Albert probably consumes more than she is willing to record on camera, but I doubt it's anywhere near as much as Chinny. Sure, there are lots of mukbangers who might seem like they eat a lot based off the sheer amount of food they're purchasing, but that's mostly to get an impressive thumbnail so people will click on the video. Some of them do eat a lot (Nikocado, EatWithQue) but they do not clear their plates, especially when it's an enormous amount of food like Chantal's most recent mukbang. Even Trisha Paytas who will order 8 different things from Hooters at a time refrigerates most of it and eats it with her friends or at least eats it in somewhat reasonable increments. But Chantal? Fucking 5000 calories all at once, and as someone else suggested it was probably her second gorge sesh of the day loosely masked by an outfit and makeup change. The bitch couldn't even bother to wash her hair as part of said change so she put on a cheap wig.
And on that note, I really don't understand how someone that fat and sweaty can be comfortable not bathing frequently. I feel sticky and gross enough that I can't sleep if I don't shower every night and I think most other people would agree. I am aware that lardos have trouble bathing, but seriously, I can only imagine the physical discomfort Chantal must be in because she doesn't bathe when she should. She looks oniony, pale, sweaty, greasy, and somehow also like she spent an hour in a walk in freezer. Maybe you get used to that sticky, nasty feeling over time- you know, the one you get after you just did hot yoga and have to drive yourself home for a shower- but I somehow doubt it ever becomes comfortable.
Bathing at 500lb becomes a logistical nightmare and I imagine cramming yourself in a standard bathtub or shower makes it difficult for her to actually soap up. She's just too massive for it to be convenient.
Jesus christ. I can't believe her loved ones are that patient with her.For an educational purpose :
Prepare for an eye bleach.
Chantal isn't too far from this reality.
Jesus christ. I can't believe her loved ones are that patient with her.
She's such an enigma. I really can't figure out what drives her behaviour. Her mind is so reptilian and shallow that it can't hold enough thoughts for anybody to examine: it's a mystery. It used to be that she was nuts, but there was a method to her madness: pretend to be on a diet, get attention, binge, chimp out, keep gorging and forget about it. She was gross back then, but it was tame compared to the flagrantly disgusting exhibition she makes of herself now. Why?
I've been thinking about paypigs. Now, I decried the paypig theory the other day, but I was thinking of it in the context of a wider audience. It occurs to me now that maybe one or two men with specific, disgusting fetishes could be bankrolling this sideshow. She's a woman of expensive habits, if not exactly expensive tastes, and so I think she'd be keen to debase herself on camera for male attention and food money. This theory would account for the things in her behaviour that "don't add up" — half an hour on hair and makeup while wearing a filthy muumuu she slept in, spending more money than she could reasonably be earning, et cetera.
I'm not sold on the paypig theory, though: she deletes videos on a whim, especially the ones where she debases herself, although maybe her pigs just download them and then give her the go-ahead to do that. One thing I don't think paypigs would engage with at all is the boring-as-fuck storytimes in her videos, or her meaningless declarations about future weight loss and lifestyle changes, or her interaction with other "men" (non le mot juste) like Bibi and Soy Orbison. Fetishes are illogical by definition, but although the eating and the toilet talk has fetishistic precedent, I don't think any fetish is so illogical that it also involves willingly boring yourself and listening to uninterested, unattractive beta males natter to the gainer goddess. I don't think "fat cunt tells boring story while black ex makes passive-aggressive comments from out of frame" will get many PornHub results.
So really, I can't figure it out. The paypig theory doesn't make much sense, but the "she's just a crazy bitch" theory doesn't either; her inconsistent concessions to vanity, her intolerance of criticism even as she debases herself, her apparent business sense one day and then her mass content deletion the next, and her posturing as a weight loss channel while providing video proof of an extremely calorific diet. She's like if you took two different kinds of crazy and stitched them together Frankenstein-style. There's no motive or narrative unity in her thoughts and behaviour. She defies analysis and it hurts my weary head.
ignore all that, Chantal is fat like a whale haha give me likes
XOXO
KAREN
"I've always been a white meat kind of person, but I find it kind of dry, like, I like the darker kind of meat now."
Me? I am praying she takes us on this "night drive"