Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Leonard Helplessness]

Describes every combination of online couples I've seen. They sit around bubbling in whatever sphere they prefer; a video game server, a forum, a group chat, any way they can label themselves by anything as small as "I chose to be a fox instead of a wolf so now I'm here". Lust is the strongest desire and even while starving on an island with your partner you'd have the energy to go at it. So you bunch up all these lackluster individuals and eventually gone turns female (most cases tranny) to fit the remaining suitors. I saw this absolutely rampant when I was younger, except back then it was 'femboys' as opposed to the totally legitimate women with dicks of today.

And if you can't find a femboy, just groom an impressionable 13-year-old into thinking he's one. Furries love doing that shit.

 

[billydero]

"Eat the rich" is a fun attitude to endorse and cultivate right up until people start noticing that you're rich, too, and the guillotine's been standing empty for a frustratingly long time.

Also, ‘eat the rich’ socialist and communist furries never seem to get that rich is relative, especially in a fandom that has so many who are bad with money and live paycheck to paycheck.

Tabbiewolf, a crappy east coast furry artist is a prime example. Constantly tweeting about guillotines for the rich and ‘shoot rich people onto the sun!”... then tweets about how she and the fat furry husband are remodeling the kitchen, building a tiki bar in the basement, bought a hot tub, etc. Totally doesn’t get that to a lot of her fellow furfags she’s the rich bitch who needs to be led up to the guillotine, in their eyes.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Also, ‘eat the rich’ socialist and communist furries never seem to get that rich is relative, especially in a fandom that has so many who are bad with money and live paycheck to paycheck.

Tabbiewolf, a crappy east coast furry artist is a prime example. Constantly tweeting about guillotines for the rich and ‘shoot rich people onto the sun!”... then tweets about how she and the fat furry husband are remodeling the kitchen, building a tiki bar in the basement, bought a hot tub, etc. Totally doesn’t get that to a lot of her fellow furfags she’s the rich bitch who needs to be led up to the guillotine, in their eyes.

From what I've observed it's a Pavlovian response whenever they see anybody with anything that they themselves do not have.

"You tweeted a large number and/or a valuable object. That large number and/or valuable object represents money that is not mine. Poor/disabled/transgender furries need that money. I'm poor/disabled/transgender and need that money. Since I do not have that money, you stole that money. You are killing poor/disabled/transgender people through the crime of stealing money. Therefore, you deserve to die. @Employer fire this thief right now or I'm never doing business with you again. @JpMorganChase you are doing business with an evil person and should freeze all their bank accounts and foreclose on their house. Please retweet and subscribe to my Patreon, I'm almost at $12,000/mo we can do it frens. #Justice #BabyBopR34Soon"

They believe in absolutely nothing except bodily orifices and the almighty dollar. Twitter is just a way for them to broadcast the right noises that will get them clicks and cash.

 

[SüßerSchwadron]

From what I've observed it's a Pavlovian response whenever they see anybody with anything that they themselves do not have.

"You tweeted a large number and/or a valuable object. That large number and/or valuable object represents money that is not mine. Poor/disabled/transgender furries need that money. I'm poor/disabled/transgender and need that money. Since I do not have that money, you stole that money. You are killing poor/disabled/transgender people through the crime of stealing money. Therefore, you deserve to die. @Employer fire this thief right now or I'm never doing business with you again. @JpMorganChase you are doing business with an evil person and should freeze all their bank accounts and foreclose on their house. Please retweet and subscribe to my Patreon, I'm almost at $12,000/mo we can do it frens. #Justice #BabyBopR34Soon"

They believe in absolutely nothing except bodily orifices and the almighty dollar. Twitter is just a way for them to broadcast the right noises that will get them clicks and cash.

Marx though seems to have been right, in the end capitalism really does pit the worker against the worker... It's just that he probably didn't expected that socialists would've got the brilliant idea of infiltrating the institutions and using them to enforce their idealism, which is ironic, because one of the criticism of Marxism rests on, as shown already, that the take over of the political apparatus in order to create a proletarian state tends to blow up on its own face.

But yeah, generally speaking, it's ironic how the people that should be advocating for class solidarity, also happen to be the biggest loathers of the working class, this is the new incarnation of the Lumpenproletariat, it's not a working-class that isn't "class conscious" anymore, but rather a class that actively works against itself.

 

[CIA Nigger]

From what I've observed it's a Pavlovian response whenever they see anybody with anything that they themselves do not have.

"You tweeted a large number and/or a valuable object. That large number and/or valuable object represents money that is not mine. Poor/disabled/transgender furries need that money. I'm poor/disabled/transgender and need that money. Since I do not have that money, you stole that money. You are killing poor/disabled/transgender people through the crime of stealing money. Therefore, you deserve to die. @Employer fire this thief right now or I'm never doing business with you again. @JpMorganChase you are doing business with an evil person and should freeze all their bank accounts and foreclose on their house. Please retweet and subscribe to my Patreon, I'm almost at $12,000/mo we can do it frens. #Justice #BabyBopR34Soon"

They believe in absolutely nothing except bodily orifices and the almighty dollar. Twitter is just a way for them to broadcast the right noises that will get them clicks and cash.

It's not solely about grifting online, it's about the image of being an activist online. This has been a thing for quite a while from musicians who sing about wrecking the system while being signed on a major label and getting airplay, to Che Guevara shirts, to that infamous $375 designer anarchist jacket. But it's also a thing with furries on Twitter as well.

I've known quite a few furries with loaded tech industry jobs or sometimes even defense contractor jobs who will sit on Twitter and whine about capitalism. They'll have enough money to buy nice luxury items that are non essential (or furry porn commissions) and live in an apartment in a city with a high cost of living, but they'll also rant and rave about capitalism despite capitalism being what enables their existence. My favorite contradiction I saw is when those tech industry furries were cheering when those who were actually anti establishment got ejected from the tech scene.

There's a troon furry out there who's an SRE at Google, a position that has some benefits including your own personal @google.com domain email you can use to bully people online with along with higher wages than the average furry making money via grifting/art commissions/a McJob could dream of. This furry claims to be a communist, along with other typical buzzwords common among troons like being a witch or a mom as well.

It's all a facade. These people claim to be "communist" and whine about certain billionaires on Twitter but make more money than you ever will. The same goes with being a mom, they will never ever be a biological mom unless they adopt some kid. They absolutely love the image of it, so they'll pretend they're this and that.

I saw this absolutely rampant when I was younger, except back then it was 'femboys' as opposed to the totally legitimate women with dicks of today.

I know one reason why femboys died off too. Everyone I knew online who called themselves that or who dabbled in crossdressing ended up coming out as transgender, and I know at least a few people who had female fursonas that did the same as well. None of these people were mentally stable anyhow, and some of saw taking the pills as a fix. There's definitely a pipeline, and that's why those people are so easily groomed by places like /r/traa or egg_irl.

Of course everyone I know who takes them talks about how great they are, in between bemoaning the side effects like losing body strength and complaining about how frustrating tasks that used to be simple are now.

 

[SüßerSchwadron]

It's not solely about grifting online, it's about the image of being an activist online. This has been a thing for quite a while from musicians who sing about wrecking the system while being signed on a major label and getting airplay, to Che Guevara shirts, to that infamous $375 designer anarchist jacket. But it's also a thing with furries on Twitter as well.

I've known quite a few furries with loaded tech industry jobs or sometimes even defense contractor jobs who will sit on Twitter and whine about capitalism. They'll have enough money to buy nice luxury items that are non essential (or furry porn commissions) and live in an apartment in a city with a high cost of living, but they'll also rant and rave about capitalism despite capitalism being what enables their existence. My favorite contradiction I saw is when those tech industry furries were cheering when those who were actually anti establishment got ejected from the tech scene.

There's a troon furry out there who's an SRE at Google, a position that has some benefits including your own personal @google.com domain email you can use to bully people online with along with higher wages than the average furry making money via grifting/art commissions/a McJob could dream of. This furry claims to be a communist, along with other typical buzzwords common among troons like being a witch or a mom as well.

It's all a facade. These people claim to be "communist" and whine about certain billionaires on Twitter but make more money than you ever will. The same goes with being a mom, they will never ever be a biological mom unless they adopt some kid. They absolutely love the image of it, so they'll pretend they're this and that.


I know one reason why femboys died off too. Everyone I knew online who called themselves that or who dabbled in crossdressing ended up coming out as transgender, and I know at least a few people who had female fursonas that did the same as well. None of these people were mentally stable anyhow, and some of saw taking the pills as a fix. There's definitely a pipeline, and that's why those people are so easily groomed by places like /r/traa or egg_irl.

Of course everyone I know who takes them talks about how great they are, in between bemoaning the side effects like losing body strength and complaining about how frustrating tasks that used to be simple are now.

I seem to be a little out of the loop here... But weren't femboys literally Hitler and the ones who burned down Magnus Hirschfeld's research centers?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

It's all a facade. These people claim to be "communist" and whine about certain billionaires on Twitter but make more money than you ever will. The same goes with being a mom, they will never ever be a biological mom unless they adopt some kid. They absolutely love the image of it, so they'll pretend they're this and that.

There's a terror element to it, too. Artists and other creators wind up under a lot of pressure to refuse business from anybody who's been branded an unperson, and one way to keep that from happening to you is to be the one holding the branding iron. If you're not part of the lynch mob, you're the lynch mob's next victim once their current target has stopped twitching.

 

[Recoil]

Marx though seems to have been right, in the end capitalism really does pit the worker against the worker...

I just realized Marx was unwittingly referring to evolution. Competition is an essential part of the human condition.

 

[CIA Nigger]

There's a terror element to it, too. Artists and other creators wind up under a lot of pressure to refuse business from anybody who's been branded an unperson, and one way to keep that from happening to you is to be the one holding the branding iron. If you're not part of the lynch mob, you're the lynch mob's next victim once their current target has stopped twitching.

It's not solely about artists either, it's also about the fear of being blacklisted from the entire community. This was seen when the furry murder case happened, but there were furries @ing at least 20 people on Twitter and saying YOU FOLLOW THIS GUY UNFOLLOW THEM PLEASE THEY KILLED SOMEONE. This is a common sight with callout threads, and when they don't unfollow the person they'll end up losing followers and getting blocked. Sometimes they might even add the furry who didn't instantly unfollow this person to a blocklist as well.

That's why canceling works so effectively. People were encouraged to use social media to make connections and conduct all their online activities without thinking of the consequences.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I just realized Marx was unwittingly referring to evolution. Competition is an essential part of the human condition.

There’s no use in actually citing any actual socialist/communist writings when discussing commie furries, because commie furries have no fucking idea what communism actually is.

Talk to such a person for any length of time, and the moment the conversation touches on literally any problem or imperfection, he’ll blurt out “That’s a capitalist problem and it wouldn’t exist under communism.” If the problem/imperfection exists in a communist society/state, he’ll answer “That isn’t/wasn’t real communism.” Try it yourself, I’m serious.

You will find that these people have no definition of communism beyond that it’s some kind of utopian society that can only be expressed through platitudes and calls to political violence. They don’t know how communism works, they don’t know how anything gets done or any problems get resolved under communism, and they absolutely don’t know how to implement communism other than by burning all of society to the fucking ground and hoping they can scavenge up some communism from the ruins. Their “communism” falls short of being a goal or even an ideology; it is a golden calf for them to worship and offer human sacrifices to.

Similarly, I’ve noticed they have no idea what a Nazi (a subscriber to a particular brand of collectivism revolving around erasure of the individual and utmost devotion to a nation-state galvanized by the belief in inherent biological supremacy of a particular race) is. The word is just a convenient slur to throw at anybody and everybody deemed an enemy. They call you a Nazi solely because they can’t call you a fag or a nigger anymore.

 

[Trilby]

You will find that these people have no definition of communism beyond that it’s some kind of utopian society that can only be expressed through platitudes and calls to political violence. They don’t know how communism works, they don’t know how anything gets done or any problems get resolved under communism, and they absolutely don’t know how to implement communism other than by burning all of society to the fucking ground and hoping they can scavenge up some communism from the ruins. Their “communism” falls short of being a goal or even an ideology; it is a golden calf for them to worship and offer human sacrifices to.

Sadly all it is with these people.

Similarly, I’ve noticed they have no idea what a Nazi (a subscriber to a particular brand of collectivism revolving around erasure of the individual and utmost devotion to a nation-state galvanized by the belief in inherent biological supremacy of a particular race) is. The word is just a convenient slur to throw at anybody and everybody deemed an enemy. They call you a Nazi solely because they can’t call you a fag or a nigga anymore.

Very much. I learned about Nazis and Commies in high school and I have a better understanding of the differences between them than they ever would, and why America still works as it is.

 

[PaniniMan]

Sadly all it is with these people.


Very much. I learned about Nazis and Commies in high school and I have a better understanding of the differences between them than they ever would, and why America still works as it is.

The funny part about this is that you hit the nail right on the head, hell, my classmate's Great Grandfather was an SS Supply Officer who escaped to America in fear of the Soviets, and I learned a whole lot more on the Nazi ideology due to this man's journals that he left in their attic than these people who spout "Anyone who leans righter than Democrat is bad" (Keep in mind, this is coming from someone who's ancestors on their Grandma's side were non-ethnic German Joos).

Hell, I have also looked into Communism itself, interviewing people of Russio-descent who have journals dating to the USSR (We have a very weird demographic make-up in our county) and I know enough to easily tell you why it doesn't work.

These people not knowing advanced details on topics they spout constantly is mind-boggling to say the least, I guess that simply is the way the Dunning-Kruger goes.

 

[Trilby]

The funny part about this is that you hit the nail right on the head, hell, my classmate's Great Grandfather was an SS Supply Officer who escaped to America in fear of the Soviets, and I learned a whole lot more on the Nazi ideology due to this man's journals that he left in their attic than these people who spout "Anyone who leans righter than Democrat is bad" (Keep in mind, this is coming from someone who's ancestors on their Grandma's side were non-ethnic German Joos).

Hell, I have also looked into Communism itself, interviewing people of Russio-descent who have journals dating to the USSR (We have a very weird demographic make-up in our county) and I know enough to easily tell you why it doesn't work.

These people not knowing advanced details on topics they spout constantly is mind-boggling to say the least, I guess that simply is the way the Dunning-Kruger goes.

I know how that could be. and getting first hand accounts is probably getting harder to find the further we move away from that generation and their exposure to these events.

 

[gracious bobbly bits]

That furry, PretzelzCollie, that put his hands in dry ice for several hours to have them amputated is back fursuiting and is getting a fursuit maker to make him prosthetic mechanical paws. There is a video of one of the paws twitching about:

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MECHANICALMAGNIFICUS on Twitter

“Design work for these is practically done, so for the next few weeks it will mostly be programming. For @PretzelzCollie”

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“Torture tests: “The beatings will continue until morale improves.” Thank you, Waffles for letting me borrow your paws! https://t.co/D6clkQzoeq”

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See that a furry in the comments makes a comment implying the mechanical paws makes his dick hard.

Here PretzelzCollie is in suit with hook prosthetic hands:

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He's back on twitter too, but has locked his account: https://twitter.com/PretzelzCollie

Isn't it odd he's so upbeat about losing his hands:

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Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt on Twitter

“I gotta say it was a pleasure to meet and talk with @PretzelzCollie and hear his story with the loss of his hands. It is amazing to see how up beat he is and is a perfect example of when life gets you down you can either let it keep you down or pick yourself up and move forward.”

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Mechanical paw video:

 

[PaniniMan]

Truly an odd figure

 

[Calamity]

Spoiler

That furry, PretzelzCollie, that put his hands in dry ice to have them amputated is back fursuiting and is getting a fursuit maker to make him prosthetic mechanical paws. There is a video of one of the paws twitching about:

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MECHANICALMAGNIFICUS on Twitter

“Design work for these is practically done, so for the next few weeks it will mostly be programming. For @PretzelzCollie”

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http://archive.li/wip/IzKa2

MECHANICALMAGNIFICUS on Twitter

“Torture tests: “The beatings will continue until morale improves.” Thank you, Waffles for letting me borrow your paws! https://t.co/D6clkQzoeq”

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See that a furry in the comments makes a comment implying the mechanical paws makes his dick hard.

Here PretzelzCollie is in suit with hook prosthetic hands:

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He's back on twitter too, but has locked his account: https://twitter.com/PretzelzCollie

Isn't it odd he's so upbeat about losing his hands:

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Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt on Twitter

“I gotta say it was a pleasure to meet and talk with @PretzelzCollie and hear his story with the loss of his hands. It is amazing to see how up beat he is and is a perfect example of when life gets you down you can either let it keep you down or pick yourself up and move forward.”

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Mechanical paw video:

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I honestly think the hook prosthetics on a suit are quite unique looking, and it's shown he can work with them pretty well too - It's fascinating seeing his videos where he practically relearns how to do basic everyday things in different ways.

I still doubt he, himself, is getting off to his hands being gone, but there's definitely prosthetic and amputee fetishists out there who are probably all over it. Mix furry in to the mix and you've got some niche kink shit going on which will attract weirdos even if he didn't intend it.

 

[omori]

lol what the fuck did I even do?

 

[Uncle Warren]

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lol what the fuck did I even do?

Well your first mistake was saying YOU were blocked.

 

[omori]

Well your first mistake was saying YOU were blocked.

Can’t argue with that.

 

[Racoober]

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lol what the fuck did I even do?

Your handle was probably added to some massive block list or something