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Slap47 said:
The American Chernobyl? It didn't even start in America and it affects everywhere.
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But it did start in America. That's why the Beijing Morning Times called it the Seattle Coronavirus. In fact, it can be demonstrably traced back to a homeless camp that was forced to eat raw infected raccoon meat.

Capitalism caused the epidemic. Now please let China rule the world.
 
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Do you... Think he's going to be sitting in the Oval Office physically signing every single check? You didn't throw a fit when the Democrats held this up for an entire week over Nancy's insane bill, but now you're outraged about some crazy old man shit that isn't remotely related to how any of this is going to work?

Spend less time counting your liver spots and more time hiring actual adults to work on your campaign team.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Do you... Think he's going to be sitting in the Oval Office physically signing every single check? You didn't throw a fit when the Democrats held this up for an entire week over Nancy's insane bill, but now you're outraged about some crazy old man shit that isn't remotely related to how any of this is going to work?

Spend less time counting your liver spots and more time hiring actual adults to work on your campaign team.
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Donald Trump preparing the wuflu cheques. 2020. Colorized.
 
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Well, chalk up Michael Bell (voice of Drew Pickles and Chaz Finster on Rugrats) as another person I’ve lost respect for:
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“How dare the ‘My Pillow’ guy support Trump!!! Just to spite him, I’m going to throw out the one I have! That’ll show him!”

Speaking of which, there’s been a lot of hate directed at the “My Pillow” guy lately for supporting Trump. Sure, his product may not work as well as he says it does, but he doesn’t deserve all of this hatred just because he actually cares about our country.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Do you... Think he's going to be sitting in the Oval Office physically signing every single check? You didn't throw a fit when the Democrats held this up for an entire week over Nancy's insane bill, but now you're outraged about some crazy old man shit that isn't remotely related to how any of this is going to work?

Spend less time counting your liver spots and more time hiring actual adults to work on your campaign team.
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...What? Most of it's going through via direc- AAAAAAA no wonder. I forgot ol joe is still in the 1730's and doesn't know what direct deposits are.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Do you... Think he's going to be sitting in the Oval Office physically signing every single check? You didn't throw a fit when the Democrats held this up for an entire week over Nancy's insane bill, but now you're outraged about some crazy old man shit that isn't remotely related to how any of this is going to work?

Spend less time counting your liver spots and more time hiring actual adults to work on your campaign team.
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Fuck it, even if his lunatic take was remotely accurate, I'd wait an extra month for my TrumpBux check if I got him to actually sign it.

Hell, you want progressive fiscal policies? Make it a "patriotic option", where you can forgo 50% of your check but you get a personally signed thank you letter from Trump. High income people who aren't getting much anyway would probably opt for that for fun, it'll save the country money, and Trump gets to jump in and do a gimmick.

The guy loves putting his name on stuff, if you told him his signature would go on 10,000 letters headed straight to the house of all the rich people, he'd take a weekend off to do it. Then tweet about how he personally saved the country $100 million. And Twitter would have something stupid to rage about. Everyone wins!
 
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Well, chalk up Michael Bell (voice of Drew Pickles and Chaz Finster on Rugrats) as another person I’ve lost respect for:
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“How dare the ‘My Pillow’ guy support Trump!!! Just to spite him, I’m going to throw out the one I have! That’ll show him!”

Speaking of which, there’s been a lot of hate directed at the “My Pillow” guy lately for supporting Trump. Sure, his product may not work as well as he says it does, but he doesn’t deserve all of this hatred just because he actually cares about our country.
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They hate the My Pillow guy because he spends a huge amount of money advertising on Fox. He's a major advertiser on Tucker Carlson. That's why they hate him. That's really it.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
They hate the My Pillow guy because he spends a huge amount of money advertising on Fox. He's a major advertiser on Tucker Carlson. That's why they hate him. That's really it.
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Also assmad because a former drug addict did more with his life than they could hope to do.
 
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heyitsmike said:
Cocaine Mitch has really outdone himself. THIRTY SEVEN YEARS OLD.
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He'll still be on the bench for President Baron Trump to name his replacement.
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It's an even month, are we back to ignoring how Mitch is snorting lines off of the asses of all the judges he's appointed in the last few years? Next month are we going to see some shit like "omg he's using the virus as a distraction to slip this in!"?
 
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The Decimator said:
Well, chalk up Michael Bell (voice of Drew Pickles and Chaz Finster on Rugrats) as another person I’ve lost respect for:
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“How dare the ‘My Pillow’ guy support Trump!!! Just to spite him, I’m going to throw out the one I have! That’ll show him!”

Speaking of which, there’s been a lot of hate directed at the “My Pillow” guy lately for supporting Trump. Sure, his product may not work as well as he says it does, but he doesn’t deserve all of this hatred just because he actually cares about our country.
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4am is now IRL for him.
 
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