Cuck the motion picture

The quareentine got me pent up yo, I be looking to empty my balls into some blonde white bimbo, but they all live in their mansions far away from the ghettos, and the popo keep beating me up for traveling into other hoods, they don't wanna share dey gibs! :( So I am looking for the next best thing whitey queer pussy they the only whiteys that ever stay for longer than a gasoline refill in my hood.
You're an unfunny, tryhard faggot. No subtlety, no irony, just unalloyed attention seeking autism. I'd counsel you not to breed but I have a feeling that there's little chance of that being an issue.
 
We actually watched this movie several times on movie night (which starts every Friday on lolcow.tv/r/autism). It was hilariously terrible in every way, unsurprisingly.
Terrible in a “watch it shitfaced and blazed with some friends for a laugh” kinda way?
Or is just bad.
 
"fucking crying" ... with laughter?

I was gonna blame Corona not allowing people to gather in movie theaters, but it was released October 2019. The director should probably honor kill himself tbh, no coming back from that.

Someone pointed out online that Corona will be the magic time-travelling virus for Hollywood, and they'll try to retroactively pin all their woke failures from 2010 to 2020 and beyond on it, hoping nobody notices.

Yes, Ghostbusters 2016 bombed, but we all know what was happening "around that time"..... Captain Marvel bombed, but, again, we all know what was happening around 2018.... Captain Marvel 2 also bombed in 2022, but, you know that's because people are still skittish about going to the movies, see, we don't need to change anything, it's the toxic public that has to wake up and realize good cinema for what it is and give us our investment return we earned by being so stunning and brave.
 
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The movie is basically a modern day spin on the ancient "topical hysteria morality play" exploitation film that encompasses countless cringy late 30s-early 60s melodramas about every imagined threat to society from teenage delinquents and their inevitable descent into murder crazed sex perverts* to sinister hedonistic beatniks and their inevitable descent into murder crazed sex perverts** to even devilish reefer addicts and their inevitable descent into murder crazed sex perverts*** and of course the most vile creatures of all, smut peddlers and their dastardly plans to corrupt americas youth into delinquent, beatnik music loving, reefer smoking, murder crazed sex perverts****

This cycle of cheap hysteria baiting happens every couple decades, and is usually followed by an explosion of countercultural insanity that embraces every vice that was being demonised in the years before, and does so to an absurd and obnoxious extreme....so I would advise anyone allergic to dumb edgeright sargon tier antics to prepare themselves for that shit to blow up in ways none of us can even fathom in the not too distant future.

* all funded by the KGB
** all funded by the KGB
*** all funded by the KGB

**** all funded by....you get the drill
 
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Covid-19 has also negatively affected the practice of cuckoldry and the sexual dynamic of polyamorous relationships, according to a redditor, which National File covered.

Oh, phew, thank god they included this. I was worried about how the cucks were doing, having to be quarantined without anyone to pound their wife for them. Thank you, National File, for addressing this pressing issue. Think of the cucks, everyone.
 
In a desperate bid to stop people from laughing at this piece of failed propaganda, the official Twitter for the film has been trying to "debunk" the unfortunate metric.

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I like how in the last two tweets, they allude to Joker's successful box office run. It's like this movie depended entirely on leeching off a film they barely understood. After all, why would they release it on the same day?

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Very cool!
 
Just gonna remind yall of the most jawdroppingly hilarious review of the movie from The Guardian in which this specimen...
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....declares the movie infinitely better than the joker solely because it demonises the caricature of people he hates on the internet enough for his liking and has them properly humiliated and punished at the end, wheras the joker's cowardly refusal to end with a half hour lecture on why gamergate is hate proves that movie is forgettable and unworthy trash

This weekend, a film about an unstable loner pushed to the edge by an uncaring society comes to theaters. This figure, a virginal loser whose only female contact comes from tenderly sponge-bathing his elderly shut-in mother, feels like he’s been cheated by a world out of order. He exudes rage outward in every direction: to the girl next door failing to reciprocate his crush, to the absentee father leaving him without a role model, to the celebrity idol he worships until he ends up the butt of their joke. With nothing to lose and a heart full of hatred, the angry white man finally snaps, smearing on some face paint and going on a shocking rampage of gunfire. For all its extreme subject matter, this film has captured one particularly toxic dimension of the national attitude, a vitally relevant work of popular art for better and for worse.

I am referring, of course, to Rob Lambert’s new motion picture Cuck. What’s that? They made another Joker movie?!

The similarities between Lambert’s vision of alt-right virulence and Todd Phillips’ much-discussed take on the famed foe of Batman are so numerous and specific that one would almost certainly seem like a rip-off of the other if the films hadn’t been produced concurrently. They’re joined in an objective to burrow into the pathologies of an extremist, to take a close look and discover what drives a seemingly ordinary person to extraordinary violence. Many critics have deemed Phillips’ film a failure in its chosen creative mission, generally on charges of inadvertently glorifying the character it’s supposed to be critiquing. What luck, then, that this week’s cinematic offerings would also yield an illustrative counterexample to Joker’s crucial missteps. Lambert’s film makes its point by delving deeper into toxicity and committing to the most unattractive parts of itself. He’s willing to put his money where mouth is, and the result is more repellent, honest and astute than this week’s odds-on box office champion.

Our man is Ronnie (Zachary Ray Sherman), a self-described “patriot” disseminating racist invective from the computer room of his home in the California suburbs. Though he likes to wear his father’s fatigues around town, he failed the military’s psych exam and wouldn’t get far with his doughy physique even if he passed. He subsists on a daily diet of vlog rants stoking the fires of misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia and every other strain of bigotry one could think up. Ronnie’s taken to recording some of his own, going on awkward and inarticulate tirades laced with buzzwords native to his adopted peer group. Everyone’s either a “cuck”, a “libtard” or worse.

There’s nothing even faintly sympathetic about Ronnie. Every time it looks like the film might be showing some compassion toward his loneliness, he turns around and does something vile to remind us that his plight is almost entirely of his own creation. He’s most likely diagnosable, and yet Lambert recognizes that mental illness isn’t the real culprit here, but rather one element of a volatile combination. However Ronnie may be mixed-up in the head, his decisions and surroundings exacerbate and amplify his dark lines of thinking, creating a feedback loop in which his alienation from the world compounds itself every time he tries to make a connection. Lambert plays up the “incel” angle, first when Ronnie’s attempt to chat up a stranger spirals out into calling her a bitch, and again when he falls in with his neighbors. They make cuckold pornography, and in Ronnie, they think they’ve found the perfect guy to play the husband watching helplessly as a superior man goes to town on his “wife”.

During these scenes, in which the couple seems needlessly cruel and antagonistic enough to justify Ronnie’s eventual animosity towards them, Lambert overplays his hand. It seems for a moment like the world really is conspiring against Ronnie, when in actuality, he’s merely cast himself as a tragic hero while playing the fool. The director and co-writer Joe Varkle are sharp about the black comedy that necessarily, uncomfortably coexists with this strain of dim-witted terrorism; a meeting to restore white supremacist values in America takes place at a TGI Friday’s-style family restaurant, and ends with its leader musing that he’s been eyeing the chilli fries.

That much proves essential during the chilling finale, in which Ronnie takes up arms against the many enemies existing largely within his fevered imagination. He turns out to be a pretty bad shooter, between his piss-poor aim and lack of a tactical plan. He clumsily picks off the few people he has anything personal against, then realizes he has nothing left to do with all of his anger, so he kills himself by pulling a gun on the police cornering him. It’s a coward’s way out of facing the consequences, and a surprisingly potent corrective to the end of Joker, which finds Joaquin Phoenix’s maniacal antihero having essentially gotten away with it as he continues to outrun the authorities chasing him.

The most indelible shots of each film speak volumes about their true belief in the content of their protagonists’ souls. The definitive image of Joker finds Phoenix in full clown get-up, power-striding down the street in slow motion as he revels in all the chaos he’s created, like a deranged perversion of the classic sequence from The Right Stuff. The most memorable bit of Cuck comes when Ronnie’s at his lowest, peer-pressured into letting a performer ejaculate on his face as the camera keeps rolling. The former can’t help but admire the character it claims to interrogate and dissect, and the latter ensures that that will never be possible. Lambert’s film pulls no punches in its efforts the show who Ronnie really is – neither hero, nor martyr, nor object of pity. He’s just loud, and small.
 
How far off is the movie's portrayal of the far-right? I wanna compare it to actual far-right people and circles I know
Imagine if a movie about Chris Chan was made in which he was depicted as a Bin Laden tier terrorist mastermind and a Ted Bundy tier serial killer and you will get the gist of it
 
I like how in the last two tweets, they allude to Joker's successful box office run. It's like this movie depended entirely on leeching off a film they barely understood. After all, why would they release it on the same day?
This movie got released the same day as Joker so it could sit it the corner and watch another movie be successful.
 
This movie would have been at the very least a cult success if it would have been a surrealist comedy that took a shit on both sides while being ape shit crazy.
That level of self awareness might be too much for them to handle.
Like having an imaginary manic pixie imaginary girl that pushes him to talk to people, his mother being a product of his imagination, befriending pocs over pot and meeting hoteps. The climax is a mayday protest where he gets punched in the face by an antifa a la bikelock protestor, he then gets nursed back into health by some afrolatinx and all the friends he made along the way show up to support him. Anon discovers he isnt alone, we all can make it.
 
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OK, so I did a bit of research, only opened to 12 screens, which means that most people never got a chance, and those that did had no interest. Usually niche movies get at least the people that either knew someone that was in it, or are just bored and just burning time at a movie that they never had heard of. My guess is that a few tickets were sold but no one was able to make it through the first half hour without asking for a refund on their way out.
 
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