Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Dog Soldiers is a know Furry Canon movie, Just like Robin Hood, Zootopia, and Felidae, it's one of those movies that has been adopted by them as a whole.

Furries are what is keeping Bob afloat.

It's a good GBF video, but the highest viewed video on the page is actually the one on Galaxy of Terror. It has over 400k.

So Cecil's video about a Star Wars knock off is kicking Bob's butt about actual Star Wars.

Spoiler: bonus video

Also if you want to enjoy an actually informative video on star wars. SFDebris is putting his "making of" series on youtube.

It's not beating Bob in views yet, but maybe we can help...

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Robert DESTROYS stupid hater on his totally not dead YouTube career:
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His Star Wars video is an expection not the norm. The fact that he has to back three mouths to find a video didn't underperform is really telling about the state of his channel.

Yeah, but see, Bob wins because he is technically correct, the best kind of correct! All hail the mighty gotcha.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Somehow Robert is completely unable to grasp the idea that he could get far less hate and mockery by simply being less of an asshole in public.

 

[Lensherr]

That political video. Fucking hell.

First of all, calling it "political comedy" when it's just a rant, with a few snarky jabs.

The line that floors me though is the one about how while Tip O'Neill and Ronald Reagan got along because they were practically the same despite being on opposite sides of politics because they're "old rich white dudes" John Boehner and Barack Obama have absolutely nothing in common and "you might as well try to compare a Thundercat and a jellyfish."

Because... one of them's black (half black, but whatever) and one of them's white I guess. I mean, they both were born into relatively modest families and went on to have successful careers in politics, but whatever. I'm sure he assumed that Boehner was another "rich white dude" when his upbringing was actually more modest than Obama's. Obama's dad also went to Harvard. Boehner was the first person in his family to go to college. They're both rich dudes now, but I guess since Obama isn't (entirely) white, they have nothing in common.

It's quite literally a black and white worldview. People of different races have nothing in common. I'm sure a lot of hardcore white supremacists would agree.

BTW, rich old white dudes Reagan and O'Neill also both came from relatively modest backgrounds. We get it Robert. Because you're living alone in a basement apartment with a dwindling Youtube career and no friends except your brother, you assume that every successful white guy was handed everything.

Bonus points for Bob taking up the ethnonationalist talking point of people of different backgrounds/race cannot get along and we should fight for supremacy years before America ever heard of Richard Spencer. In one word: BASED.

Fuckers like Bob claim to be so much more enlightened and virtuous than people like Richard Spencer, but in reality their talking points mirror theirs in a lot of ways. Case in point, their claim that a person automatically has more in common with someone of the same race as them than someone of a different race as them regardless of other factors. The main difference between the two groups at the end of the day is whether they exhibit a preference towards white people (Spencer and co.) or non-white people (Bob and his ilk). The YouTuber The Alternative Hypothesis did a video explaining this phenomenon in more detail:

(I know his views may be seen as extreme by some here but his arguments are still valid IMO and he’s at least open and honest about his biases)

 

[Kabuki Actor]

>talking about Voldemort
cringe

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Robert DESTROYS stupid hater on his totally not dead YouTube career:
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His Star Wars video is an expection not the norm. The fact that he has to back three mouths to find a video didn't underperform is really telling about the state of his channel.

It's especially pathetic when you consider his channel, like DSP's, is a legacy channel- he got in on the ground floor 12 or so years ago, when YouTube was young and (almost) nobody else was doing what he was doing. He should easily be topping 1 million+ views today. He really is a relic trapped in the past. One might even say he's rapidly becoming obsolete.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's especially pathetic when you consider his channel, like DSP's, is a legacy channel- he got in on the ground floor 12 or so years ago, when YouTube was young and (almost) nobody else was doing what he was doing. He should easily be topping 1 million+ views today. He really is a relic trapped in the past. One might even say he's rapidly becoming obsolete.

I would argue that not only is he already obsolete, but he was never really useful to begin with. Bob likes to view himself as the guy who paved the path for everyone else on YouTube, but he didn't even make a splash in the pond. Especially compared to people like James Rolfe, Doug Walker or even DSP on some level.

Bare in mind that I'm a guy who has been visiting YouTube since 06/07. And I've been following internet drama for over a decade. I bring this up because despite my attention being directed at things where he could have easily crossed my path and grabbed it, I still managed to avoid knowing about who Bob was until a couple of years ago. Which only came about because I watched an old, random episode of a podcast.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Somehow Robert is completely unable to grasp the idea that he could get far less hate and mockery by simply being less of an asshole in public.

Because he thinks people already hate him for just being born. So he's never going to turn down the assholery with presumptions and prejudices like that.

 

[Absolutego]

I would argue that not only is he already obsolete, but he was never really useful to begin with. Bob likes to view himself as the guy who paved the path for everyone else on YouTube, but he didn't even make a splash in the pond. Especially compared to people like James Rolfe, Doug Walker or even DSP on some level.

Bare in mind that I'm a guy who has been visiting YouTube since 06/07. And I've been following internet drama for over a decade. I bring this up because despite my attention being directed at things where he could have easily crossed my path and grabbed it, I still managed to avoid knowing about who Bob was until a couple of years ago. Which only came about because I watched an old, random episode of a podcast.

IDK if I should be proud or embarrassed that I was one of the few who caught wind of his autism before he was even making videos for the Escapist. He does tend to linger in the margins of internet pop culture.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob could make videos on a hundred different trendy topics with all the algorithms on his side and he still would barely manage to break 100k, because the simple fact is people don't like him. He's extremely unlikable, stand-offish and pompous. The fact that he's also dangerously overweight, conventionally unattractive and not particularly smart or insightful all make for an absolutely toxic combination that drives people away in droves.

You can be fat and ugly and have a heart of gold, or you can be an asshole but look like a golden god. But you can't roll gutter balls in all three areas and expect to get by.

 

[Absolutego]

Bob could make videos on a hundred different trendy topics with all the algorithms on his side and he still would barely manage to break 100k, because the simple fact is people don't like him. He's extremely unlikable, stand-offish and pompous. The fact that he's also dangerously overweight, conventionally unattractive and not particularly smart or insightful all make for an absolutely toxic combination that drives people away in droves.

You can be fat and ugly and have a heart of gold, or you can be an asshole but look like a golden god. But you can't roll gutter balls in all three areas and expect to get by.

You forgot the ultimate reason: No one likes listening to an increasingly thick Bahstahn accent roll along at 1.25x while editing out all of his breaths to ultimately deliver, as Neural (rip) once described it, "factory distilled autism".
That's the biggest difference pre and post Firing Saga 1. In 2015, I had been following his channel for a while for drama purposes, but unsubbed once he stopped trying to hide the accent.

 

[The Nothingness]

Well it looks like Bob fell for fake news regarding Stephen Miller.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You forgot the ultimate reason: No one likes listening to an increasingly thick Bahstahn accent roll along at 1.25x while editing out all of his breaths to ultimately deliver, as Neural (rip) once described it, "factory distilled autism".
That's the biggest difference pre and post Firing Saga 1. In 2015, I had been following his channel for a while for drama purposes, but unsubbed once he stopped trying to hide the accent.

And no one wants to watch a 39-year old act like a manchild.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Well it looks like Bob fell for fake news regarding Stephen Miller.

How long until he whines about this?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Just write Bob all the checks for all his ideas!

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Why has KFC never done a "General Tso Sauce" promotion where The Colonel meets "The General" and they get some MASSIVELY popular Chinese star to play the part? That'd be a huge campaign...”

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Nobody, especially now you dumbass, is even remotely interested in Chinese food at KFC. The real reason for this is so Bob can still support China without directly saying it and of course adding in fast food and pop culture.

 

[Benisbro]

Just write Bob all the checks for all his ideas!

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Why has KFC never done a "General Tso Sauce" promotion where The Colonel meets "The General" and they get some MASSIVELY popular Chinese star to play the part? That'd be a huge campaign...”

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Nobody, especially now you dumbass, is even remotely interested in Chinese food at KFC. The real reason for this is so Bob can still support China without directly saying it and of course adding in fast food and pop culture.

Holy shit you’re spot on. Only moviebob would fantasize about a fast food ad campaign.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How tone deaf do you have to be to want Chinese food at KFC!?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

How tone deaf do you have to be to want Chinese food at KFC!?

Chinese food mixed with KFC sounds like a horrendous idea.

 

[Marissa Moira]

How tone deaf do you have to be to want Chinese food at KFC!?

Pretty tone deaf


also per wikipedia

The dish has been associated with Zuo Zongtang (Tso Tsung-t'ang) (1812–1885), a Qing dynasty statesman and military leader from Hunan Province, but Zuo could not have eaten the dish or known of it.[2] The dish is found neither in Changsha, the capital of Hunan Province, nor in Xiangyin County, where Zuo was born. Moreover, Zuo's descendants, who are still living in Xiangyin County, when interviewed, say that they have never heard of such a dish.[3]

The two places of rumored origin for the dish are Taiwan and New York City, both are not part of China.

All the Chinese food in the west is almost entirely american made. Nothing is actually made from chinese recipes.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

How tone deaf do you have to be to want Chinese food at KFC!?

Seriously, why not just go get regular Chinese food instead of having to merge it with a fast food company? Especially one that is trying to replicate southern food.

Those are two styles of food that couldn't be farther apart from each other.