DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[EmpGulcasa]

Edit: Related note: if you're a "troll" in chat trying to egg people on to get the vest out...you're stupid too. IMO, it's a lot funnier when Phil's the only begging to put the vest on. He'll get the money either way, but at least make him have to grovel without helping him do it.

Blah blah he'd get the money anyway blah blah it's my money don't tell me what to do blah blah BSV something something.

(I agree with you, in all seriousness.)

 

[DiabeticSP]

Bishop seems like a minnow compared to the Ye Whales of Old.

Phil doesn't seem to attract the kind of uber cash splash like he used to.

Tut, e7, swaggins, BSV. He never replaces the whales he burns bridges with with whales of equal value.

The decline is slow but ever present. His channel's very quietly atrophying to death.

 

[actually]

He never replaces the whales he burns bridges with with whales of equal value.

Seems like he's replaced the whales with very stupid guppies that either roll in, vomit out something stupid, and get eaten by a mod, or just spit out little bits of money at a time, slowly building a pile. It's very odd to watch multiple chatters act like their money is negligible while watching Phil every day and seeing him get $100+ just in tips. Like, you can't not know that he's making a significant amount of money if you're actually around as much as some of those people seem to be (i.e., daily).

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I could see the vest stuff backfiring for Phil. There were quite a few people noting how ridiculous the constant vest talk is and Phil blatantly begging with it, including regulars. It may be opening up some eyes with his streak, which is only continuing because of Bishop burning $50+ every night. This goes against one thing I think Phil has been smart about... he strikes out all mentions of his previous successful begging in his chat, which has been successful in convincing his dopey paypigs that he's not making that much. You can't deny it while doing this.

 

[actually]

I could see the vest stuff backfiring for Phil. There were quite a few people noting how ridiculous the constant vest talk is and Phil blatantly begging with it, including regulars. It may be opening up some eyes with his streak, which is only continuing because of Bishop burning $50+ every night. This goes against one thing I think Phil has been smart about... he strikes out all mentions of his previous successful begging in his chat, which has been successful in convincing his dopey paypigs that he's not making that much. You can't deny it while doing this.

An interesting point. He's basically advertising that he's made $200+ in tips each of the last 6 streaming days.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Each and every last one of these faggot-ass paypigs giving him money just to see him put on a vest are solid green light candidates for immediate, forced sterilization.

Though I guess you could say that about anyone that donates for any reason.

 

[flatsoda]

From tonight's (04/03/2020) impromptu "Please Give Me Money To Put On The Vest, bishop_of_mercy" post-Street Fighter Q & A Segment

[2020-04-04 03:46:24 UTC] matureadultwithbizdegree: cheer50 does cat work at supermarket Phill. she really putting you 3 at risk

"Yes, everyone knows that. It was public knowledge. It was put publicly on the internet during the bankruptcy filing in January. So, everyone knows that now."
*LEANS INTO THE MIC*
*THROAT CLEAR*
*THROAT CLEAR*
*EYE TWITCH*
*HEAD WOBBLE*
*WET SNIFF*

Judging by the way he immediately went into a mild tic fit after answering the question, he's still salty about his bankruptcy filing being made public.


The Grift Continues . . .

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Im really trying to watch this guys.. I am.. but it’s been approx 27 minutes by my watch of “shoot em in the face cause they got thugs on the floor” “bugs in the air/they got bugs in the air/shoot em in the face cause they got bugs in the air”.

what the fuck are “penne points”? I have a ton and I just hate everything thing about this. How do his fans do this?

“I SPAWN I DIE I SPAWN I DIE I SPAWN I DIE” “YOU WANT SOME BITCH?! COME HERE MOTHER FUCKER! YOU WANT SOME BITCH?!”
”DU-DU-DU-DU-DUBBLE KEEEL”
5:35p eastern. He took a “20-25 min break” at 4:58. “THIS IS FOR MY CHANNEL BITCH/THIS IS-THIS IS-THIS IS-THIS FOR MY CHANNEL BITCH”
Came back at 5:42. 44 fucking minutes of autism and now the shout outs omg I should’ve waited for the TIHYDP

It's not always bad. There was one instance where, for whatever reason, his playlist messed up and started playing detractor music when he was away. Not only was the song hilarious, but when he realized what had happened his ass was proper chapped. Obviously the pig didn't see the funny side of it and blamed YouTube. The sort of reaction you'd expect from Kim Jong Un if his military accidentally played the South Korean national anthem, or one of the songs from Team America at the border.

DsP--playing a detractor song during the break

WARNING: disgusting content viewer discretion advised

youtu.be

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Wow early on someone asked him about the newer street fighters and he took this chance to shit on them. Sure they added more gameplay mechanics but they made the button inputs more forgiving(he has no idea why one of the hardest genres to get people into attempted to lower the skill floor, business degree be damned) so people who don’t practice can do insane easy combos, and FADC cancel combos are easy.

yes phil everybody does FADC and one frame link combos with no practice in SF4....like this dude is a fucking baboon I swear. He has no concept of the skill floor and skill ceiling, scrubs and new players and not climbing the leaderboards or taking top 8 spots in tournaments, all his constant complaints about baddies in fighting games shouldn’t fucking matter to someone with supposed skill.

Phil has the same tools as these scrubs, and apparently more skill, yet they beat him somehow(I can only assume he’s losing to these said scrubs who don’t practice, otherwise it’s him complaining about things that don’t even affect him. Which sounds like phil So I guess maybe he is just salty fighting games gained more popularity and further exposed how big of a loser he is)

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I wish Ackbar had blown up or put a few AK rounds in Bishop of Mercy's face. Fucking Christ, Nancy James save us!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Now I'm not saying anyone should, but how has this man not been hacked or ddos? Jihadists took down and hacked my website like ten years ago and all it had on it were pretty pictures I made in photoshop. And yet this dude somehow just sort of goops his way through life with most people not bothering him, the constant victim of his own failings.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Now I'm not saying anyone should, but how has this man not been hacked or ddos? Jihadists took down and hacked my website like ten years ago and all it had on it were pretty pictures I made in photoshop. And yet this dude somehow just sort of goops his way through life with most people not bothering him, the constant victim of his own failings.

I've always assumed it was just because even Skiddies saw him as beneath their notice.

Even in the hayday of Phil hatred, it was more fun to watch him shoot himself in the foot than it was to actually interact with him, even by hacking.

 

[Draza]

Lesson of the night is don’t bother tipping if you want vest... Bishop AKA Jerin will handle the tip goals all alone. But don’t tell his wife!

I'm sure his wife is sure proud of her husband wasting good money on the most hated and pathetic person on the internet.

 

[Muppetmode]

Phil trying to slide into some DMs at 1:40pdt?

 

[Kosher Dill]

but how has this man not been hacked

mrstupid1

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil trying to slide into some DMs at 1:40pdt?

Phil's scouting the next soulmaid for sure. His gouty little pud is quivering in anticipation.

 

[Zeelpulp]

Phil's scouting the next soulmaid for sure. His gouty little pud is quivering in anticipation.

the lore is even after bagging the wench he barely beds her, perhaps he's looking to upgrade the 2nd income

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Now I'm not saying anyone should, but how has this man not been hacked or ddos? Jihadists took down and hacked my website like ten years ago and all it had on it were pretty pictures I made in photoshop. And yet this dude somehow just sort of goops his way through life with most people not bothering him, the constant victim of his own failings.

He has been hacked and ddos'd

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

I'm surprised no one here mentioned(at least lately) as to why Phil with the odd shaped head still plays SSF2T despite being trash at it. IMO he's still trying to capture the glory of his best years mopping up scurbs; but get someone with equal/greater skill or a real killer, bodied all day. Now he has won qualifiers and beaten some notable players but when it comes to the actual big tournaments, still bodied all day.

I could talk about his various hangups/weaknesses when playing fighting games but today lets talk about one.... "pattern play". You see Phil(especially when it comes to SSFT2) loves to play in a very predictable pattern, especially when it comes to certain characters. He'll pick maybe one or two characters, learn one or two combos then abuse said combos to holy hell i.e. play in a very predictable loop or "pattern". Its one of the reasons why he gets cleaned up; anybody with rational thought, fundamental understanding of the game mechanics/characters can see the pattern, adapt, outthink and outplay him. If you want some examples check out SSFT2, SF3TS, MVC2, MVCI, T7, GBSV, etc, etc. When I think about it some of the best salt comes from him playing fighting games...

 

[Muppetmode]

I'm surprised no one here mentioned(at least lately) as to why Phil with the odd shaped head still plays SSF2T despite being trash at it. IMO he's still trying to capture the glory of his best years mopping up scurbs; but get someone with equal/greater skill or a real killer, bodied all day. Now he has won qualifiers and beaten some notable players but when it comes to the actual big tournaments, still bodied all day.

I could talk about his various hangups/weaknesses when playing fighting games but today lets talk about one.... "pattern play". You see Phil(especially when it comes to SSFT2) loves to play in a very predictable pattern, especially when it comes to certain characters. He'll pick maybe one or two characters, learn one or two combos then abuse said combos to holy hell i.e. play in a very predictable loop or "pattern". Its one of the reasons why he gets cleaned up; anybody with rational thought, fundamental understanding of the game mechanics/characters can see the pattern, adapt, outthink and outplay him. If you want some examples check out SSFT2, SF3TS, MVC2, MVCI, T7, GBSV, etc, etc. When I think about it some of the best salt comes from him playing fighting games...

Sf is just his weekly ego stroke and probably thinks the artificial salt generates additional income, which is might from all the exceptions thinking it harkens back to his “white hot popular” days