Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
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That clown should count himself lucky.

He could have been $100 million in debt to Russ right now.
“Wrong that is committed against me.”

lol ok Russ. He still firmly believes Taylor acted against him and wronged him, not that she ignored him and her agents politely explained to Russ in a personal phone call why they couldn’t take his jingle.

It’s also pretty amazing that he is still thinking about someone throwing a pencil at him in high school. If someone did that now he would 100% sue them.
 
“Wrong that is committed against me.”

lol ok Russ. He still firmly believes Taylor acted against him and wronged him, not that she ignored him and her agents politely explained to Russ in a personal phone call why they couldn’t take his jingle.

It’s also pretty amazing that he is still thinking about someone throwing a pencil at him in high school. If someone did that now he would 100% sue them.
Maybe the guy was trying to land the pencil in his mouth. You know, like that carnival game where you throw bean bags into the mouth of a painted clown face on a plank of wood?
 
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That clown should count himself lucky.

He could have been $100 million in debt to Russ right now.

I can't even with Russell. How does he even remember that specific incident? Normal people aren't petty enough to call the cops over a thrown pencil. You can tell that nobody's actually given him the beating he deserves, because then he might actually understand real assault. Also shows how much of a legal eagle he is by not knowing the difference between assault and battery.
 
Maybe the guy was trying to land the pencil in his mouth. You know, like that carnival game where you throw bean bags into the mouth of a painted clown face on a plank of wood?

Russ Greer: Human Cornhole Board.

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This is what Russ will never understand. Actual nice people are nice because they just want to be good people. Russell only pretends to be nice as a means to an end, and that end is getting laid. It's so transparent that he's actually admitting he's only acting nice so he can hit on them, and doesn't understand that posts like these are unintentionally revealing what a douche he really is.
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That clown should count himself lucky.

He could have been $100 million in debt to Russ right now.
This post really says a lot about who he is. He's so full of himself that he's trying to use his so-called "biggest weakness" to whine for pity because everyone must know that he's such a tortured soul who is constantly being beaten down by the unfair world. He made this post specifically to show that he's a manly man who always stands up for himself. It also shows that he holds grudges over the tiniest things.

You know if she called him on the phone tomorrow he’d jizz himself and fall over in his attempts to praise her.

No question. If Taylor called him tomorrow and offered him a job as her songwriter, so long as he never contacted his adopted family again, he'd accept without hesitation. In his book his parents beg him to stop trying to sue Taylor, and he says he's "lost everything" even though they clearly still love him. They aren't helping him get what he wants, so they have no value to him. Also remember that Russell claimed in his book that Taylor Swift hired thugs to try to run him over with their car, had one of them burn his best friend alive, and another threaten him with death, but he'd still do anything for a date with her. Obviously those parts in his book are all lies but my point still stands. Legal kiwis, I have to ask, has Russell committed libel for claiming Taylor hired thugs to harass him and try to murder him and his friend?
 
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If Russell doesn't catch the rona from being at a medical facility, he may still catch a restraining order.

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The country is beset by a fucking plague that is clogging up and spreading through medical facilities and this dumbass is going to urgent care. Which, if you've got a broken arm, is reasonable. But since his problem was not fixed and he didn't go to the hospital, he probably went there with a hangnail and tried to stay around leering at nurses, most of whom are probably stressed out enough right now.
 
Russ: “I met a HOT NURSE today!”

Nurse: Jesus sweet christ I haven’t slept in two days and there are no more safety masks or gloves, I watched an old man struggling to breathe be denied a ventilator because we didn't have enough, oh god am I going to bring the virus home to my family please god just let us survive this

Russ: “What, is everyone forgetting about getting LAID? This coronavirus is like SO a cramp in my day. Get over it. At least I met a HOT CHICK tho, that’s all that matters!”

He is the most selfish, tone-deaf bin full of radioactive rubbish ever.
 
I just love that Russ is so smug about the kid throwing a pencil at his head in school being guilty of assault. It's so insanely petty even for a kid to think that, never mind an adult to remember it happening 20 years ago and still feeling mad about it. He really cannot handle people reacting negatively to him, it's hilarious. No wonder that gourd-shaped head of his is so tight. Think of all that internalized rage that people aren't being nice to him and kissing his ass cos disability...

I bet he was that really annoying kid in school who tattle taled on everyone and came out with crap like "you can't say that to me, I'm disabled!" and "my dad is gonna sue you for hating disabled people if you aren't nice to me". I'd love to hear from an ex classmate of his.
 
He's too dense to understand it's no longer a compliment. He's using it literally, and is too dense to realize that women do indeed like nice guys, but most of them can instantly tell he isn't one. The minute a woman says or does something he doesn't like, he gets belligerent.

He's too autistic to grasp that saying "I'm a nice guy" means something totally different than what someone means when they call someone else that (at least unironically). Mr. Rogers was a nice guy. Russell Greer is a Nice Guy, i.e. a psycho incel.
 
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