Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

That depends, did somebody pirate it? Because I'm certain that nobody here would be willing waste money on anything made by him.

That's the best part. Nobody even had to pirate it.

The dingbat somehow managed to set the entire book as the Amazon free sample.

 

[Barbarella]

That depends, did somebody pirate it? Because I'm certain that nobody here would be willing waste money on anything made by him.

It’s in this thread somewhere, maybe linked in the OP.

I like true crime, and there was a case where a ten year old boy went missing. Stepmom was a suspect. She did an interview, and one of the questions was “How will you feel when Garrett comes home?“

Her answer was something like, I’ll be glad because he can tell us where he was, and then I’ll get to listen to all these internet detectives apologize for accusing me. She focuses on strangers apologizing twice in the interview, and the boy not at all.

They found him murdered and she was arrested and there is little doubt she did it. She won’t be getting any apology.

I mention it because she’s like Russ-she was demanding people feel some way about her even knowing the truth of what she is and what she did. She was completely unable to even fake care and concern for the kid, it was all about her. Yet she thought she did a good job, like Russ and his landmine. He really believes that he’ll be famous, and Taylor will apologize, and his fantasies will come true. He can’t conceive of things any other way.

I think this murderer and Russ are just two very low IQ sociopaths. They can’t even fake it like other sociopaths become adept at doing. Their needs and desires are the only thing in the world that counts, and we all should just fall in line and believe what they say.

 

[AnOminous]

I think this murderer and Russ are just two very low IQ sociopaths. They can’t even fake it like other sociopaths become adept at doing. Their needs and desires are the only thing in the world that counts, and we all should just fall in line and believe what they say.

Russ will never be anything but completely bewildered that people view him as an absolute piece of shit and literally nobody respects or even likes him.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"I'm sitting on a landmine of talent" needs to be a randomtext. It's so delightfully Russ to get a common phrase so wrong, and yet so very right.

Bless, diddums has a poorly ear. I'm sure that was worth the potential of spreading coronavirus to the "hot nurse" and other people at the hospital. But fuck them* Russ needed that attention because being alone with an ouchy boo boo on his ear is taking its toll on him, dangnabbit, and that's much more important than these nobodies dying of coronavirus.

Ever the selfish rat.mouth.

* And you know he wishes he could.

 

[DarkAlien]

Legal eagle and epidemiologist

 

[AnOminous]

Bless, diddums has a poorly ear. I'm sure that was worth the potential of spreading coronavirus to the "hot nurse" and other people at the hospital.

I fully expect cv to take out a lolcow or two. Probably one of the fatsos, but maybe one of the recklessly stupid ones like Russhole.

 

[wateryketchup]

Legal eagle and epidemiologistView attachment 1215690

I already knew that 6 ft wasn't enough distance from Russell, but thanks anyway

 

[DrJonesHat]

I fully expect cv to take out a lolcow or two. Probably one of the fatsos, but maybe one of the recklessly stupid ones like Russhole.

Aside from his deformity, he seems to be in good health, so he'd probably shrug it off and then brag how tough he is.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Thanks phantom laughter.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Trying to throw a little something together now...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Thanks phantom laugher. View attachment 1215737

Phantom laughter is mentioned whistfully on the Kiwi Farms, and a few hours later, they appear again. I'm certain whoever it is reads this thread.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

That depends, did somebody pirate it? Because I'm certain that nobody here would be willing waste money on anything made by him.

Check the OP, the first post on the first page, it's there.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Alright Kiwis, who's ready to come with me on a magical journey to Lake City?

Spoiler: bonus features

 

[AbraCadaver]

I was tempted to join in with the laugh emoji silliness but the poster who mentioned how they did it kinda made it sound like way more effort than I was willing to put in.

Slightly ot but I wonder what him laughing irl is like. Just noise and drool?

I literally believe he is one of those creepy guys who never laughs out loud. The weird creeper ones who just smile weirdly at you when you tell a joke, then keep talking in their flat, emotionless drone of a voice like you didn’t say anything.

Every guy I ever met who did that was a fucked up headcase. And one of them was a stalker as well! Maybe it’s related.

 

[MysticMisty]

View attachment 1215406
he says he has an “infected ear.”

I'm betting he went in expecting an instant cure and is mad that hot nurse gave him a prescription of antibiotics and instructions to come back only if he's not better after taking every dose.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'm betting he went in expecting an instant cure and is mad that hot nurse gave him a prescription of antibiotics and instructions to come back only if he's not better after taking every dose.

Its a near certainty that his ear is infected because he keeps sticking his little webbed Innsmouth fingers into it.

Russell Greer: Any Hole's A Goal

 

[WonderWino]

If russ keeps going on with his taylor swift obsession don't worry, she's got it covered. She has the perfect thing to keep him away from her if all else fails:

Designed specifically for creeps like russ

 

[Bridgeburner]

I remember that! He was so pissed he demanded Mark Zuckerberg remove the laughing emoji, even though he uses it himself. He can laugh at other people but don't you dare laugh at him!

Also, when one of his friends unironically laughed at something Russ posted (uncanny, I know), he asked them to change it to a regular like.

Phantom laughter is mentioned whistfully on the Kiwi Farms, and a few hours later, they appear again. I'm certain whoever it is reads this thread.

It's not one person, anyone can do it, it's really easy. You just laugh react and then deactivate your account. Russell once stated that someone must be using 'some weird tech' to pull it off...

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I literally believe he is one of those creepy guys who never laughs out loud. The weird creeper ones who just smile weirdly at you when you tell a joke, then keep talking in their flat, emotionless drone of a voice like you didn’t say anything.

Every guy I ever met who did that was a fucked up headcase. And one of them was a stalker as well! Maybe it’s related.

He strikes me as the kind of person who never really listens to what other people are actually saying so I can totally see him doing this. Except for the smiling weirdly part, anyway - that's just his face.

It's not one person, anyone can do it, it's really easy. You just laugh react and then deactivate your account. Russell once stated that someone must be using 'some weird tech' to pull it off...

Yeah, that was it. I think whoever mentioned it before said you have to have another tab open ready to deactivate straight away otherwise he'd see it was you and just block you. So it's not really that much effort but I'm very lazy.

 

[Cilleystring]

It's not one person, anyone can do it, it's really easy. You just laugh react and then deactivate your account. Russell once stated that someone must be using 'some weird tech' to pull it off...

Correct. When you deactivate the account, the emoji remains with no name attached to it. Since there is no person to be clicked, there is no account to be blocked, and the laugh remains there forever.