DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

This Is How You DO Get Handheld: Resident Evil 3 Remake

I can't fucking wait.

 

[BlackDragoons]

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The game gives you everything you need to fight him in the first save room.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Phil actually wants the game to give you like a TIP! that says, "Shoot the Nemsis boss when it's on top of the clocktower." He says it makes the game difficult when it doesn't tell you how to beat the stage and it makes it a "puzzle." Jesus fucking christ, how fun would that be if you're playing on hardcore and it tells you how to beat the game without you trying the stage out yourself?

 

[Wing Zero]

Phil actually wants the game to give you like a TIP! that says, "Shoot the Nemsis boss when it's on top of the clocktower." He says it makes the game difficult when it doesn't tell you how to beat the stage and it makes it a "puzzle." Jesus fucking christ, how fun would that be if you're playing on hardcore and it tells you how to beat the game without you trying the stage out yourself?

It's almost like Phil only has fun in games when he can effortlessly breeze through them and get lots of money for it. Now that the game is bruising his pissbaby ego, he's demanding his wheelchairs to give him money as compensation for "working his ass off".

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Anything he can't brute force is a puzzle. He was never a MENSA candidate, but he's definitely gotten dumber over the years due to mental laziness and possibly(probably?) drowning his brain in Gin.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil actually wants the game to give you like a TIP! that says, "Shoot the Nemsis boss when it's on top of the clocktower." He says it makes the game difficult when it doesn't tell you how to beat the stage and it makes it a "puzzle." Jesus fucking christ, how fun would that be if you're playing on hardcore and it tells you how to beat the game without you trying the stage out yourself?

Phil is why Doom Eternal had to literally pause the game and give you a pop up of the 'trick' to each enemy.

But fucking up one mechanic in a fight is some next level Phil shit.

 

[grump]

I'm too lazy to look back 5000 pages and 20 subforums to see if this has been posted before but here is a scraper with some interesting stats I mean he could never really hide cheers but at least its collated. h/t Raw Dave Burnell

Cheers Bits Tips Earnings darksydephil March 2020

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[actually]

I'm too lazy to look back 5000 pages and 20 subforums to see if this has been posted before but here is a scraper with some interesting stats I mean he could never really hide cheers but at least its collated. h/t Raw Dave Burnell

Cheers Bits Tips Earnings darksydephil March 2020

Cheer Earnings March 2020 with daily breakdown for darksydephil. You can see how much money darksydephil made every day from cheers bits. Click any of the dates to get more detailed stats for that specific date.darksydephil Cheer Bits and Tip Earnings for March 2020. How much money darksydephil...

twitchstats.net

This is the same information I post for free every month, and with respect to the creator, unless they have some top secret method, they're flat lying about tracking the tips.

The fact that any detailed information is paywalled is suspect as fuck too, imo.

 

[Freshtodeath]

When he had his staycation with Leanna he booked a room on the sub pop level. He was confused why there was referances to music everywhere and thought it was stupid. Sub Pop is the record label that Nirvana was on.

 

[grump]

This is the same information I post for free every month, and with respect to the creator, unless they have some top secret method, they're flat lying about tracking the tips.

The fact that any detailed information is paywalled is suspect as fuck too, imo.

Do you have all the data you've compiled in a single place anywhere? Might be curious to go over it one of these days.

 

[actually]

Do you have all the data you've compiled in a single place anywhere? Might be curious to go over it one of these days.

Kinda. There have been changes as I've refined everything. If you have more specific questions, feel free to DM, and I'm happy to see if I can help, whether with a simple answer or providing raw data.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm not sure if it's a recurring thing, but is paul getting more and more aggressive in his hate for video game women? I just tuned in a few minutes ago and he's being very rude towards Jill. I guess that's just him trying to hammer in the MARRIED DOOD thing even more or...

My theory is he wants so badly to rub one out but then remembers he's on camera this time.

 

[TheTractor]

It's like each time he touches a game he fucks it up in new and unexpected ways.

Truly a master of it's craft.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I'm not sure if it's a recurring thing, but is paul getting more and more aggressive in his hate for video game women? I just tuned in a few minutes ago and he's being very rude towards Jill. I guess that's just him trying to hammer in the MARRIED DOOD thing even more or...

DSP seems to genuinely hate women. I'm not going to be all Freudian about it and say it's Mommy shit (though thinking about it he's literally talked about his mom combing his hair and dressing him through high school and taking him on weekly shopping dates...), but from a bunch of old DSP clips I've seen, every single female character he has to make a sexual joke, call a bitch, and call a cunt.

Maybe it's less Freudian and more Incel-y.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I can't understand how he could ever pick up a nickname (in his own mind at least) like Phil with the oddly shaped head?

 

[King Nutsack]

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He's practically throwing a temper tantrum inside a toy store, refusing to stop crying until Mommy buys him that Wolverine figure.

 

[Shabobus]

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I can't understand how he could ever pick up a nickname (in his own mind at least) like Phil with the oddly shaped head?

Geez. That is some serious nerd neck.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

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I can't understand how he could ever pick up a nickname (in his own mind at least) like Phil with the oddly shaped head?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Wow.. how can he not be embarassed after literally threatening to sit in silence if the people he's there to entertain don't give him step-by-step instructions.

 

[ditto]

Wow.. how can he not be embarassed after literally threatening to sit in silence if the people he's there to entertain don't give him step-by-step instructions.

An almost superhuman lack of shame.