DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

I cant stand Phil's fans like PWdubz. This cycle of autism never ceases to amaze me. PWdubz comes in, pisses Phil off, Phil bans him, PW gets mad and threatens to stop giving money, the chat wants him unbanned, Phil unbans the guy, PW runs back to Phil and gives him more money.

I would respect these doods more if they grew a spine.

I don't think he's an incel he seems more like an asexual.

I think he loathes women in general. The mommy issues, illusions of being the center of attention by girls in high school, refusing to talk about an ex-girlfriend, being legitimately excited his soulmate LOVES to cook and clean, calls women bitches if they cross him in any way (fictitious or not). I wont say he's a true incel but he definitely has a hatred of females.

 

[SleepyNibba]

Fucking called it.
He hates every second of RE3, maybe stop trying to go for big dick energy with picking the hardest setting and just play the game normally...

 

[Iron Father]

Dave doesn't really make me think of incels tbh. Hating women is an extremely broad trait among a bajillion different social groups.

 

[MoonRocker]

Yeah, Dark isn’t an incel.

He’s just an awkward loser who’s not good looking and never had luck with women in general (as confirmed by him).

He lost his virginity probably in his late 20s (judging from that leaked video of him when he talks about that passed our girl in college when they were all drunk and high, it’s clear to say that Phil never got laid during the first year of college he lived on campus) and Leanna was probably the girl he lost his virginity to; definitely didn’t get laid in high school; never had a wild phase that involved women.

It seems that he’s been rejected a lot and he doesn’t handle rejection well. His break up with Leanna demonstrates the extent he’s gone to remove her out of his life altogether. She’s become a non-person.

Ultimately, his lack of experience with women has gotten him comfortable not being sexually active. Remember that the longer you go without getting laid, the less you care about sex in general and the more awkward it becomes to talk about.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

DSP hates pretty much everyone, not just women. I'd say there's more examples of him being pissed at dudes than chicks. And it's usually him going out of his way to start those feuds, like with Ninja. Basically, if you're more successful or smarter than Phil, he'll dislike you, hence why he hates pretty much everyone.

There are pretty much two times Phil will try and show respect to someone, and in both cases, the respect is forced/outright fake. When he's lucky enough to pair against someone brand new in a game and body them, he'll smugly act respectful and insist the person put up a good match or whatever, but he's really just saying that shit to boost his own ego and humblebrag about his win. The second instance is when Phil feels intimidated or is trying to suck up to someone way more popular than him. He'll act respectful, but he'll secretly be loathing whoever he is forced to be respectful to. This is part of his FakeSydePhil routine. You see it on Twitter sometimes when he refers to someone as "Sir". You'll pretty much only ever see it online nowadays because Phil refuses to leave the gout mansion outside of his weekly grocery trip. But, if you do a deeper dive to Phil's fighting game days, there's a few examples of Phil being forced to act respectful.

 

[Iron Father]

Ultimately, his lack of experience with women has gotten him comfortable not being sexually active. Remember that the longer you go without getting laid, the less you care about sex in general and the more awkward it becomes to talk about.

Also his general slothfulness. I remember reading ages ago that lack of physical exercise (in his case---complete lack) can mess with ones sex drive.

 

[kiwirevolving]

So, Phil has gotten to the point where he is too lazy to even play video games

I'd say in about 6 months tops, 98% of the time he'll spend in a game is going to be useless shit (tbh, that's kind of the case with Nioh 2 already)

But, remember, he loves what he does for a living. Tipping is mandatory btw

 

[Iron Father]

From when he gave up during the 2nd RE3 boss.

Already talked about this obviously but I thought this screenshot was particularly good at capturing his babymode rage and the pathetic cucks who handhold him and try to cheer up the snowflake in moments like this.

Petulant Pig.

 

[TankMelee]

He lost his virginity probably in his late 20s (judging from that leaked video of him when he talks about that passed our girl in college when they were all drunk and high, it’s clear to say that Phil never got laid during the first year of college he lived on campus) and Leanna was probably the girl he lost his virginity to; definitely didn’t get laid in high school; never had a wild phase that involved women.

Apparently this is some kind of detractor meme. DSP lost his virginity in high school and later had sex in college.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I've noticed Phil using this "puzzle boss" excuse a lot recently, but searching PigPigGo reveals he has used it as early as 2013!

 

[lavrentiyberia]

He claimed in chat he was done giving money. I'll believe it when I see it.

From your roundups, his lifetime total is $212.07

 

[Kheapathic]

He's rage quitting bosses and doing the whole "I'm not doing shit, until someone tells me what to do"? I'm glad I'm not watching his RE3, gonna have to get the gist of it from a TIHYDP. I seriously do wonder how many things made him the way he is. Not every game shares a 1:1 skillset/mindset, but certain things carry over between games and sometimes genres. For fucks sake, I think the earliest I remember getting on GameFaqs was back in 1996 or 97; and even then I had to go to the library, because the internet wasn't widely accessible out in my area. But even then, I wasn't going for how-to's, I was going for secrets and GameShark codes and shit like that. There is no fucking enemy/boss in modern gaming made to where you have to look shit up online unless you have actual cognitive failures.

I think I figured it out, he's cursed to actually live in the plot of Project 7. There's no friends or anyone else in his office, while he hallucinates about Khet and Jasper. But he didn't just lose his gaming skill, he lost everything. The mindset that'd tell you to observe, react, and adapt to new shit, the willingness to explore, and anything else related to more than just pressing the right button at the right time.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Apparently this is some kind of detractor meme. DSP lost his virginity in high school and later had sex in college.

So Phil had a girlfriend in high school and lost his virginity to her, huh?

I thought he said he didn't date until after high school because he was too busy with homework.

I thought there was one girl he liked, but she didn't like him. That's when they put him on a cocktail of psychiatric medications.

I thought he spent all his free time with his boy T, playing Street Fighter at the arcade.

I could go on, but the point is Phil is a liar. Not ever once in all of his stories of his youth has he mentioned a girlfriend. He has, in fact, specifically said he never had a high school girlfriend.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Maybe the ‘something’ he was ‘about to do’ if they hadn't put him on the cocktail, was dump his beloved high school girlfriend and break her heart

 

[kiwirevolving]

So Phil had a girlfriend in high school and lost his virginity to her, huh?

I thought he said he didn't date until after high school because he was too busy with homework.

I thought there was one girl he liked, but she didn't like him. That's when they put him on a cocktail of psychiatric medications.

I thought he spent all his free time with his boy T, playing Street Fighter at the arcade.

I could go on, but the point is Phil is a liar. Not ever once in all of his stories of his youth has he mentioned a girlfriend. He has, in fact, specifically said he never had a high school girlfriend.

The thought alone of a girl agreeing to letting Phil put his dick inside her is horrifying

 

[gaarashatan]

you know, im setting up my stream. and looking up how to show things such as newest follower, and recent sub names appear on my screen automatically. and watching a video thats 9mins long and already have it finished. got me thinking about how phil is so lazy to set this simple shit up that its actually making him do more work in the long run.

and holy shit its so beyond easy to set it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w0TUhzaEIM for anyone that wants to setup their stream to do the same thing

10mins of work and this sack of shit could show top tipper, cheers,subs without having to sausage finger type it in for years now. so pathetic

 

[tzgnilki]

you know, im setting up my stream. and looking up how to show things such as newest follower, and recent sub names appear on my screen automatically. and watching a video thats 9mins long and already have it finished. got me thinking about how phil is so lazy to set this simple shit up that its actually making him do more work in the long run.

and holy shit its so beyond easy to set it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w0TUhzaEIM for anyone that wants to setup their stream to do the same thing

10mins of work and this sack of shit could show top tipper, cheers,subs without having to sausage finger type it in for years now. so pathetic

he's scared someone with an offensive name will show up on his leaderboard, however i'm sure something exists to approve the entry before it gets published

& remember, it's a privilege to be on his leaderboard

I think it's more of a control thing, it's one of the very few things in his life that he can control

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

he's scared someone with an offensive name will show up on his leaderboard, however i'm sure something exists to approve the entry before it gets published

& remember, it's a privilege to be on his leaderboard

I think it's more of a control thing, it's one of the very few things in his life that he can control

I agree; He has somehow turned his "stream" into a odd combination of a safespace/echochamber/handholding hugbox. It's both fascinating and horrifying to look at...

 

[Muppetmode]

he's scared someone with an offensive name will show up on his leaderboard, however i'm sure something exists to approve the entry before it gets published

& remember, it's a privilege to be on his leaderboard

I think it's more of a control thing, it's one of the very few things in his life that he can control

Which is weird, he’s been a little more lax on putting names up. He put up thunder cock or someshit. He put up vergota, just a few months ago he acted like pretty cautious with names in foreign languages

 

[Jaximus]

10mins of work and this sack of shit could show top tipper, cheers,subs without having to sausage finger type it in for years now. so pathetic

Right, he could do that easily, but keep in mind that Phil himself doesn’t add change to dollars in his total and neither adds “troll” tips to the total. If it was all automated, his tips total would end up higher than what he puts it on every single stream. Keep in mind there is only one thing Phil will put some effort into and that’s scumming a few more tardbucks. Wouldn’t wanna hit the goal too early because of trolls and change now would we?